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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #331
    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    I stood by patiently giving infractions while he insulted a mere woman, but now that he has insulted a man, I felt the need to ban him.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #332
      Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

      Originally posted by BowserWoofWoof View Post
      The US Military will do no such thing.

      I've come to a conclusion. You guys really love Jesus. I love my Jameson's better.
      Why would you think the military will refuse orders?

      Don't you know how upset they are over Obama forcing them to snuggle with homosexuals who are going to try to rape them? And how the atheists are doing everything possible to take away their Christian worship sessions?

      Oh, they'll be thrilled to take the atheists to re-education camps.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • AtheistCareBear
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2012
        • 1

        #333
        Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

        Atheist have committed no crime against humanity. Atheist have a lower crime rate. The most peaceful country in the world mainly Atheist. The most hostile is mainly Religious.

        Now that I've gotten small facts out of the way I will proceed to my main point. First off I will tell you that this you can never pass such a law, and gathering the names of Atheist in order to shun them is evil.

        If your belief in god was true, you would ignore the heathen and show yourselves to be the the purest off all man. Actions like that will convert people. You would advance sciences, culture, and show great generosity as well as kindness.

        Also a direct attack against atheist now is foolish, go back 40 years and you may have had more success. Now however we Atheist have begun to unite, and openly proclaim ourselves Atheist. Basically a list would just reassure us of our numbers and even help more atheist to come out.

        Now I give you my advice, lead by example. Do as Jesus would have done, be purer than he who sacrificed himself for your sins. Bow your head when an atheist walks into church, whatever his or her reason may be.

        I will let you decide whether my words matter or not.

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #334
          Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

          Originally posted by AtheistCareBear View Post
          The most peaceful country in the world mainly Atheist. The most hostile is mainly Religious.
          Do you mean coutries like former Soviet Union, Cambodia under khmer rouge regime and North Korea? They were/are all atheist countries.

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          • Pim Pendergast
            PHD - Theophysicist
            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2012
            • 3103

            #335
            Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

            Originally posted by AtheistCareBear View Post
            I will let you decide whether my words matter or not.
            I've decided your words don't matter. You say:

            Atheist have a lower crime rate. The most peaceful country in the world mainly Atheist. The most hostile is mainly Religious. Now that I've gotten small facts out of the way I will proceed to my main point.
            Yet you don't quote a single verse from the Bible to support your claim — not that you would find one. We have a saying here: Scripture or it didn't happen.

            Atheist have committed no crime against humanity.
            Really? So the atheist Stalin committed no crime against humanity?

            If your belief in god was true, you would show yourselves to be the the purest off all man.
            Open your eyes; look around you at this forum. What do you see?
            All I see is purity.

            Actions like that will convert people.
            Sadly, God has hardened some people's hearts so that no matter how much evidence they see, they will never believe.

            You would advance sciences
            We've already achieved this through Creation science.

            Now however we Atheist have begun to unite, and openly proclaim ourselves Atheist. Basically a list would just reassure us of our numbers and even help more atheist to come out.
            This is the very reason such a list is necessary.

            Now I give you my advice, lead by example. Do as Jesus would have done, be purer than he who sacrificed himself for your sins. Bow your head when an atheist walks into church, whatever his or her reason may be.
            You claim not to believe in God yet you tell us to do what Jesus (God) would have done. And your advice comes from a place of profound ignorance. How can we be purer than Jesus? True Christians™ can be as pure as Jesus, being clothed with the righteousness of Christ, but none would claim to be purer than Him.

            At Landover, no one would bow their head to an atheist walking into the church. Landover Baptist has an injunction against unbelievers coming within a ten-mile radius of the church. And what reason would an atheist have for walking into a church in the first place? Probably much the same reason you have for walking into this forum: to mock God and blaspheme His holy name.
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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            • OpenMind7
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2012
              • 1

              #336
              Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

              Atheists should be registered like sex offenders?
              You have to be kidding me.

              How is sexually abusing an individual even remotely similar to not believing in god?

              Just because someone doesn't have the same beliefs as you does not mean they are in any way similar to the KKK or ex-convicts. They do not deserve to be shunned. They are human beings. No laws are being broken by being an Atheist. I myself do not believe in your god, but I still lead a moral life. Just because I don't believe in god does not mean I am not going to know the difference between right and wrong. I would never force my beliefs on my child either. Taking away their right of developing their own beliefs is wrong. I am not a "communist". I am not "diseased". I do not hate Christians. I do not burn bibles or worship satan. I am a normal human being.

              You all claim to be Christian, but after reading several of your posts all I have seen is your self-righteous hatred. Seeing pastors, of all people, telling people that "Jesus hates atheists" and "wants atheists dead and in hell". Shouldn't a Pastor be more concerned with sharing the word of their god than sharing their hate & judgement? You say all atheists are scum? Well that is very Christian of you.

              But don't worry Atheists will never be on a registered list. It's unconstitutional. It's not against the law for me to have my own beliefs.

              I'm not here to argue evolution vs. creation. I am here in hopes that you will stop hating & start loving.

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #337
                Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                Originally posted by OpenMind7 View Post
                You all claim to be Christian, but after reading several of your posts all I have seen is your self-righteous hatred. Seeing pastors, of all people, telling people that "Jesus hates atheists" and "wants atheists dead and in hell". Shouldn't a Pastor be more concerned with sharing the word of their god than sharing their hate & judgement? You say all atheists are scum? Well that is very Christian of you.
                That is the opinion of Jesus, you know, Christ. Atheists are scum and will burn in hell unless they repent.

                Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

                We do not lie to these people. We tell them that they will end up in hell if they do not convert to Christianity. Trying to save their souls is the ultimate act of love. It would be hateful to say it is OK to be an atheist, when it is not.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #338
                  Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                  Originally posted by AtheistCareBear View Post
                  Atheist have committed no crime against humanity.
                  Joseph Stalin
                  Chairman Mao
                  Pol Pot

                  Heard of any of these prominent atheists?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Free Market Fred
                    The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 803

                    #339
                    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                    First of all, I want to thank you, Pastor Zeke, for bringing this important topic to our attention. The whole issue of the (recently privatized) National Sex Offender Registry is very near and dear to my heart, since my company has the exclusive contract to run the registry for the next 99 years.

                    It's been highly lucrative. Not only does the guvmint pay us a ton of money for running the registry (costing taxpayers 18 times more than it did before privatization), but additionally we sell ads on the web site.

                    Furthermore, thanks to some clever software that reads all the private data on your hard drive, the ads are customized according to who's accessing the site. So if you're a True Christian, you get to see ads for how-to books on making stink bombs, catapults (for launching Molotov cocktails), and other accessories for welcoming sex offenders to your neighborhood. If, on the other hand, you're a sex offender, the ads are customized for your favorite hobby - for example, for just $19.95 per month, you can access our database of under-aged children in your neighborhood, complete with their home address, phone number, route they take walking to school, times when their parents are at work, etc.

                    I think that this proposed Atheists Registry has similar potential for boosting shareholder value. Normally, atheists are liberals who oppose second amendment rights, but I bet they'll give that a rethink once their name appears on the registry. I see great opportunities here for mail order firearms and ammo, bulletproof vests, motion detectors, electrified fences, window bars, etc.


                    Atheists: "Don't leave home without it!"

                    Our corporate lobbyists are also beginning work to get a National Abortion Registry set up. It would list the home/work phone numbers of sluts who have had abortions, along with home address, vehicle license plate number, recent photo, whether or not she lives alone, and other useful data.

                    One of the things I love about my work as a CEO is how I am doing just my small part in making America a better place.
                    Praise Jesus!
                    Brother Fred
                    CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                    Put your faith in Uranus!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #340
                      Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                      Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post
                      One of the things I love about my work as a CEO is how I am doing just my small part in making America a better place.
                      Have you considered offering "registerees" (atheists, not the sex offenders) the opportunity to suppress their individual listings in exchange for a small monthly fee?

                      Perhaps a sliding scale would be appropriate. Say, 10% of monthly earnings, based on the previous year's tax returns.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Free Market Fred
                        The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 803

                        #341
                        Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Have you considered offering "registerees" (atheists, not the sex offenders) the opportunity to suppress their individual listings in exchange for a small monthly fee?

                        Perhaps a sliding scale would be appropriate. Say, 10% of monthly earnings, based on the previous year's tax returns.
                        Greetings Rev Rod. That's a great idea you've got there - I can see you have a God-given appreciation of how the free market works. It occurs to me that we could offer the abortion sluts a similar deal if they want to keep their names off the registry. For those who don't have the money but still have their looks, maybe we can work out a deal to take it out in trade, if you know what I mean. My company's escort service, Sluts-я-US™, now has branches in all 50 states and we're always looking to recruit new talent. We'll be needing plenty of sluts soon with the Republican National Convention coming up shortly, and again this winter during the National Christian Family Values Conference where attendees will be discussing the War on Abortion, among other things.

                        Praise Jesus!
                        Brother Fred
                        CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                        Put your faith in Uranus!

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                        • Dago 4chan fag
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 17

                          #342
                          Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                          Hello sorry for bumping an old topic but if I don't say something about this it might actually kill me.
                          Why is there so much hate on this thread? So much "Anti-Atheist" garbage? So much scorn for Atheists?

                          Luke 6:37 says:
                          "Do not judge others, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn others, or it will all come back against you. Forgive others, and you will be forgiven."

                          Matthew 7:1
                          Do not judge, or you too will be judged.

                          The Bible it's self tells you to not do EXACTLY what you are doing.

                          And FYI I know a lot of Atheists IRL, they are good, hardworking people. They give to charity, the other day one took three hours out of his day to help take my dog to the vet, they are friendly, kind people.

                          If you believe that all Atheists are bad, if you believe that you need to have faith to be a good person to your fellow man. If the only reason you think you can be a good person is if you fear punishment and seek reward then you are a bad person.

                          Goodness and kindness came from the very heart, the core of a person; not from fear of hell, or want of heaven. You don't need religion to be a good person.
                          Proverbs 6
                          [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                          [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                          [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                          [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #343
                            Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                            Originally posted by lolzomgz1337 View Post
                            Hello sorry for bumping an old topic but if I don't say something about this it might actually kill me.
                            Why is there so much hate on this thread? So much "Anti-Atheist" garbage? So much scorn for Atheists?
                            There is no scorn, friend! There is only pity and selfless altruism!

                            Would you say a mother who tries to prevent her young child from playing in traffic feels scorn for her child? No! It's because she loves the child and wants the child to be safe!

                            Friend, even though I do not know you, I love you (in a Christian, non gay way)! I want you to be safe, too!

                            Won't you let Jesus into your heart today?
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #344
                              Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                              Originally posted by Dago 4chan fag View Post

                              Matthew 7:1
                              Do not judge, or you too will be judged.

                              The Bible it's self tells you to not do EXACTLY what you are doing.
                              Typical atheist godmocker. You think you understand the Holy Bible better than I do?

                              Take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE. The truth is, God demands that we judge unsaved scum such as yourself.

                              2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Johny Joe Hold
                                Mayor of Freehold
                                 
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 12559

                                #345
                                Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                                I'm really glad this topic was put up here again. It gives those of us who are True Christians™ a chance to alert the public to the dangers of having unregistered atheists roaming about out communities.

                                Satan works his devious magic through atheists. This endangers young people and novice Christians.

                                To think atheists are just ordinary harmless citizens is folly indeed.
                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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