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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Liberal Racists Accuse Sister Palin of Fornicating With Negros!

    Liberals, especially in the media elite, are the worst kind of racists. Everyone knows this and it is well documented. I couldn't believe my eyes, however, when someone forwarded me a news headline from the Huffington Post. It read "Sarah Palin Had Affair With Black Man, Used Cocaine, New Book Alleges." I have grown used to such lies and accusations being churned out of the Hollywood-controlled media, but this takes the cake. Even if Sister Palin were to have, in a moment of weakness, have a snuggle-cuddle with someone other than her husband, WHICH SHE DID NOT, why does the fact that the man may have been a jigaboo matter? liberals are racists of the worst kind: ones that pretend that they are not.

    I wanted to post an image of it, but by the time I tried to take a screenshot, they had changed the headline to something that they THINK is less racist because they changed the headline form talking about a single colored to the whole race of niggras:
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    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: Liberal Racists Accuse Sister Palin of Fornicating With Negros!

    Now they're saying Godly Todd is going divorce her. Could it be true she's actually a lamb that has strayed from the flock? We must pray for her. If she continues her evil ways, then we must get her to Landover for some intense prayer sessions. I offer to take the first shift and drill her hard and long with Leviticus.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Liberal Racists Accuse Sister Palin of Fornicating With Negros!

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Now they're saying Godly Todd is going divorce her. Could it be true she's actually a lamb that has strayed from the flock? We must pray for her. If she continues her evil ways, then we must get her to Landover for some intense prayer sessions. I offer to take the first shift and drill her hard and long with Leviticus.
      You know I'm a genteel and humble Christian Lady who is passionate for Christ, but in good conscience, I could not support a woman and mother to work outside the home like Mrs. Palin desires. She has followed the wolf in sheep's clothing to think she could not only pretend to be a man by working in public, but to lead the United States of America?

      But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
      1 Timothy 2:12


      Mrs. Palin may think she's a Godly woman who can save this nation, but I say...

      JESUSAVES
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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