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  • Jesus was a capitalist!

    Back in the 19th century in an England increasingly beset by godless, lily-livered, liberals, whining socialists and degenerate fags, this was written:

    They are poor prophets that twaddle to me about the benevolence &c of the Creator: as if the unutterable unfathomable Creation had nothing else to do but constitute itself into a Soup-kitchen, and God Most High were mere President of a universal Charity Ball! In no time of history, I think, has such wretched stuff been spoken and snivelled about God,…
    Thomas Carlyle to John Stuart Mill (Templand, Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, / 11 April, 1842)
    The crass stupidity of believing that God is some sort of socialist is abhorrent and contrary to all that is in the Old Testament where His Glory is revealed unto us.

    Defeated by this argument, snivelling false Christians picked up their Cross and decided that the New Covenant changed all that.

    Nothing can be further from the truth, which I now present to you in an article that is just as an irrefutable as The Bible itself!

    http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/fischer/100517
    Jesus was a capitalist!

    By Bryan Fischer

    Despite the best efforts of liberal evangelicals like Jim Wallis to turn Jesus into a flaming socialist, his own words tell a different story. In fact, the stories that Jesus told could have only come from a capitalist's capitalist.

    For instance, in one of his most famous parables, the parable of the talents, Jesus commits a number of politically incorrect sins according to the worldview of Jim Wallis, who unfortunately is trying to recast Jesus in his own image as the Karl Marx of Christendom.

    In the parable of the talents, Jesus refers to a man who called his servants together and "entrusted to them his property." Hold it right there! It was his own property! He owned the means of production — it did not belong to the community at large! The capital used in economic exchange was in private hands! And what he does with his wealth is clearly nobody's business but his own.

    How can this be? This all makes the hero in Jesus' tale a criminal in Wallis' fevered imagination, guilty of greed and exploitation, and of grave offenses against an enlightened social order.

    Further, the businessman distributed the talents "to each according to his ability." Sin number two. According to Wallis, Jesus should have had this man distribute his resources "to each according to his need." He should not be entrusting money to people based on ability, but rather should be extracting it from them based on ability. After all, in Wallis' world it is "from each according to his ability." Jesus turns that completely on its head by giving "to each according to his ability." Perhaps Rev. Wallis needs a remedial grammar lesson on prepositions.

    Even worse, the enterprise run by the main figure in Jesus' story is a meritocracy from start to finish. Responsibility is awarded based on ability, not on some kind of ethnic or economic quota system. And promotion likewise is based squarely on achievement. The man with five talents earned five more, and was given more responsibility and authority as a result. Likewise with the servant who took two talents and turned it into two more.

    There is not a breath here in this story of the importance of equality of outcome. In fact, quite the reverse. Jesus had no intention of having everyone wind up at the same level of income, authority or responsibility. This businessman believed in equality of opportunity but not in equality of result. Outcome was not dictated by government regulation but rather determined by individual initiative and skill.

    Accountability in this story does not rest with some government agency. Rather it remains in private hands, with the entrepreneur who called his servants together upon his return and "settled accounts."

    Jesus' businessman would surely agree with the Founders who said that one of our inalienable rights is the "pursuit of happiness." Notice that nowhere did they guarantee the achievement of happiness. The political structure, in their view, is there to create circumstances under which each of us, with minimal government interference, can pursue happiness based on ability, hard work, good judgment, perseverance, education, training and ambition, all of which will vary significantly from one individual to the next.

    And last but not least, when the master returns and finds that one of his servants has buried the money in his back yard rather than investing it, he calls him "wicked and slothful." And rather than taking money from the productive workers and giving it out of compassion to this man in the form of welfare, he takes the one talent he buried and awarded it to the most productive member of his team.

    Jesus' businessman had no intention of rewarding or subsidizing irresponsibility. The lazy servant had no right to anything he wasn't willing to work for.

    So let's sum up. In this story, capital is in private hands. The owner of the capital is free to invest it as he chooses, and to entrust his private resources to anyone he chooses. Economic gain comes through investment, risk-taking and smart choices. The enterprise is based on ability and there is no quota system of any kind in place. Achievement rather than mere effort is rewarded. Accountability rests in the hands of private enterprise rather than in the hands of government. Laziness is punished rather than rewarded, and resources are not involuntarily transferred from the producers to the non-producers but the other way round.

    Bottom line: Jesus, as much as Wallis will hate to admit it, had capitalism in his DNA.

    © Bryan Fischer
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    Re: Jesus was a capitalist!

    Let us not forget Matthew 26:6-13, in which a woman in the house of Simon the leper poured precious ointment over his head. His disciples were outraged, saying they could have sold the ointment for much money and given it to the poor. Jesus responded:

    Why trouble ye the woman? for she hath wrought a good work upon me. For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always.

    This is the principle upon which Landover Baptist Operates--that which is precious (i.e., our tithes) should be given to God (i.e., the church) and not wasted on the poor. That is the true meaning of Christian charity.
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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      Re: Jesus was a capitalist!

      If you think about it, the Garden of Eden was the perfect socialist paradise - no work, free food, shelter and health care. So there was no hi-def cable, lake front condos or BMW's, but there were just a few simple rules – stay away from the apples and don't talk to snakes. Well we know how all that turned out don't we. Jesus must have decided that this experiment in Marxist ideals was a bad idea (not to mention the trouble Jesus had to undergo to try and turn things around). Now we are seeing the same thing all over again – only the rules have changed a little; vote for Obama and don't talk to Republicans.

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        Re: Jesus was a capitalist!

        I hate to bump a thread from so long ago, but I feel this needs reiterating.

        Jesus was such a capitalist, that He believed in the selling of private property to pay off debts, including one's wife and children.

        Matthew 18:25 But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.

        Jesus also is fine with damning lazy shiftless workers, just like the industrialists of old times.

        Matthew 25:26-30
        26 But his master answered him, ‘You wicked and slothful servant! You knew that I reap where I have not sown and gather where I scattered no seed? 27 Then you ought to have invested my money with the bankers, and at my coming I should have received what was my own with interest. 28 So take the talent from him and give it to him who has the ten talents. 29 For to everyone who has will more be given, and he will have an abundance. But from the one who has not, even what he has will be taken away. 30 And cast the worthless servant into the outer darkness. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • #5
          Re: Jesus was a capitalist!

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          I hate to bump a thread from so long ago, but I feel this needs reiterating.

          Jesus was such a capitalist, that He believed in the selling of private property to pay off debts, including one's wife and children.

          Matthew 18:25 But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.

          Jesus also is fine with damning lazy shiftless workers, just like the industrialists of old times.

          Matthew 25:26-30
          30 And cast the worthless servant into the outer darkness. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’
          Sometimes when I'm doing business in other cities, people ask me, "How is it Landover Baptist Church has so much money? Other churches are struggling."

          It is because other churches do not read the Bible and learn about capitalism from Jesus. Follow Jesus and you will do well for yourself.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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