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  • #16
    Re: What is WRONG with you Iowans??

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    With all due respect, Brother Cranky, if she had Jesus on her side, why would she have failed so miserably and become such a laughingstock?
    I don't believe she had Jesus on her side. She is, after all, married to a queer.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #17
      Re: What is WRONG with you Iowans??

      So Baptwits got about what... 0% of the vote?

      How about the Catholic tally... say around 40%?

      Not bad for a predominantly non-Catholic (Hell-bound) bunch of turnip truck drivers!



      Bless you, my Mormon in the White House enablers,
      Father Mo





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      A Cardinal in the making.

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      • #18
        Re: What is WRONG with you Iowans??

        Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
        So Baptwits got about what... 0% of the vote?

        How about the Catholic tally... say around 40%?

        Not bad for a predominantly non-Catholic (Hell-bound) bunch of turnip truck drivers!

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        Father Maurice, for once I have to agree. You Catlicks have been stealing Baptists away from us right under our noses here in Iowa.

        I know what you do. You sprinkle tap water on the corn fields. The price of corn goes up, and, the farmers turn Catlick.

        We need to teach these farmers more money can bring new temptations. They need to be Baptists to ward off the powers of Satan.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #19
          Re: What is WRONG with you Iowans??

          A lot of Iowans thought that greasy papist wop Santorum was a Christian. That's the problem.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: What is WRONG with you Iowans??

            I did see some possible good news tonight.

            'Gott' Mit 'Uns' Romney may not have won after all!

            Former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum said he was "not surprised to hear" that the vote total for ex-Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney may have been overcounted by 20 in the final tally of Iowa caucus-goers, but both he and his campaign were declining to weigh in on the story that broke Thursday night.

            Speaking to a large gathering of New Hampshire voters at Windham High School, the Pennsylvania Republican said he was unaware that a local television station in Iowa had aired a report on a potential vote count discrepancy that would alter the winner of the caucus two days ago.

            The station, KCCI, reported that in Appanoose County, a vote-counter had discovered an inconsistency between the number of the 50 votes he had monitored and what the Republican Party of Iowa had recorded.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #21
              Re: What is WRONG with you Iowans??

              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
              So Baptwits got about what... 0% of the vote?

              How about the Catholic tally... say around 40%?

              Not bad for a predominantly non-Catholic (Hell-bound) bunch of turnip truck drivers!



              Bless you, my Mormon in the White House enablers,
              Father Mo





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              More like a muslim in the White House now.

              If you silly papists had not gotten all dressed up in drag and instead wiped them out in the Crusades back in the 11th Century we would not be faced with this dilemma today.


              Bless you too, my pedestrian pope pusher
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • #22
                Re: What is WRONG with you Iowans??

                Not one but TWO Mormons in the race and not a Baptwit in sight.

                At least their cult could muster up a viable 'candidate'... you guys can barely elect a dog-catcher let alone a President.

                With any luck we will get another Catholic back in charge and finally get rid of Roe v. Wade.



                Bless you, my hurt in the butt buffoons,
                Father Mo




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                A Cardinal in the making.

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                • #23
                  Re: What is WRONG with you Iowans??

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  I did see some possible good news tonight.

                  'Gott' Mit 'Uns' Romney may not have won after all!
                  Yes Rodimer, it isn't who votes that matter's it's who counts the vote.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • #24
                    Re: What is WRONG with you Iowans??

                    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                    Not one but TWO Mormons in the race and not a Baptwit in sight.

                    At least their cult could muster up a viable 'candidate'... you guys can barely elect a dog-catcher let alone a President.

                    With any luck we will get another Catholic back in charge and finally get rid of Roe v. Wade.



                    Bless you, my hurt in the butt buffoons,
                    Father Mo




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                    Jesus doesn't like Catholics in the White House – in case you didn't notice (and that election was stolen from Godly Richard Nixon by some vote cheating drunken Irish street gang cathylicks in Chicago).

                    Bless you, my transubstantiating incense addict.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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