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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

    I'd like to join the GOP Presidential Candidates in wagging my finger at the joo-controlled media elites who seem to think that it's wrong to amass a personal fortune. THIS is wrong! This is America, people! Don't let Obama the socialist drag us down to his level!
    Best Paid Pastors Make Hundreds Of Thousands To Millions Of Dollars Annually


    From church closings and foreclosures of houses of worship across the nation to the limited number of clergy jobs for new rabbis, imams and pastors, the recession has hit religious Americans just as it has affected the tens of millions of the country's jobless.

    Even before the recession, most spiritual leaders of small towns and big cities across the United States earned meager salaries, with annual pay for Catholic priests and imams ranging from $25,000 to $30,000 and the average Protestant pastor making $40,000 a year, according to a recent survey.

    Yet, even in difficult times, some churches and pastors are soaring. While not a definitive guide, HuffPost Religion has has compiled a slideshow of some of the best paid pastors in America. For several, their high income comes not only from employment as pastors, but also from TV appearances, book sales and charity management.

    For the lucky few, being a pastor can mean being a multi-millionaire.
    Thankfully, they missed me on their list. I guess our team of high-priced joo lawyers are worth every sheckel.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

    I thought Catholic "priests" took a vow of poverty. Why are they complaining about their salary? Don't they take it in preteen boys?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

      Our pastors work hard for the money. You should see the kind of dives Pastor Zeke has to go into to bring Jesus to those godless and lost Thia rent boys. Filthy, horrible ugly places filed with republics and disgusting things. Does Zeke complain, no, he plunges right in.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        I thought Catholic "priests" took a vow of poverty. Why are they complaining about their salary? Don't they take it in preteen boys?
        Indeed Reverend. It is part of their Total Remuneration program.

        Pastor Zeke, for some reason I didn't make the list either. Perhaps we could discuss this extraordinary coincidence in private?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

          In the 1970's I began my televangelist career (I helped found Trinity Broadcast Network with my lifelong friends Paul and Jan Crouch) and by the 1980's, I was bringing in more than seven figures a year. Countless times my detractors have tried to insinuate my wealth was a hindrance to my holiness. That's just nonsense.

          If a person helps bring souls to Christ's flock, shouldn't he be rewarded financially? The Bible certainly thinks so!

          Proverbs 10:22
          The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it.

          In fact, you could argue, that pastors like Ezekiel and I, who actually supersede some of these pastors in annual wealth on this list, are the most faithful, holy, blessed, and loved pastors by Jesus in the world. If Jesus thought I was twisting Scripture and spreading false hopes, wouldn't He have punished me with poverty and disease?

          The Good Book tells us in Gal. 6:7 that a man reaps what he sows. Obviously, we the pastors of Landover Baptist are reaping hefty rewards....because we have sewn hefty goodness all across our congregation and the world via the internet.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
            Tin Tither
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2008
            • 234

            #6
            Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Our pastors work hard for the money. You should see the kind of dives Pastor Zeke has to go into to bring Jesus to those godless and lost Thia rent boys. Filthy, horrible ugly places filed with republics and disgusting things. Does Zeke complain, no, he plunges right in.
            Right you are the Landover Baptist pastors do so much good saving every bodies souls we should be proud to tithe to suport them i dont have that much right now their isnt much call for cutting lawns in janaury lol but i do what i can and i know God sees that .

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Our pastors work hard for the money. You should see the kind of dives Pastor Zeke has to go into to bring Jesus to those godless and lost Thia rent boys. Filthy, horrible ugly places filed with reprobates and disgusting things. Does Zeke complain, no, he plunges right in.
              Reprobates, I meant to type reprobates. Why did it post Republicans? This forum is getting buggy.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

              Hot Must ReadThreads!


              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Biblethumper12
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2012
                • 3

                #8
                Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

                Aren't most pastors paedophiles?

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

                  Originally posted by Biblethumper12 View Post
                  Aren't most pastors paedophiles?
                  In the Roman institution, yes, but in our church, no.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #10
                    Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

                    Pastor Ezekiel, you're so Famous now! Will you still spaketh to me when you see me in Church? Maybe even get your own Reality Show? Do you really have lots of MONEY?

                    And...might you expand on this a bit?

                    "Pastor Ezekiel remains unmarried, ladies!"

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #11
                      Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

                      Originally posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart View Post
                      Right you are the Landover Baptist pastors do so much good saving every bodies souls we should be proud to tithe to suport them i dont have that much right now their isnt much call for cutting lawns in janaury lol but i do what i can and i know God sees that .
                      Jimmy-Roy when are you going to send your boys over here to re-caulk my hot-tub gazebo? I already said that special prayer for your crippled daughter, so you owe me! Send the twins over tonight for a couple of hours.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                        Tin Tither
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 234

                        #12
                        Re: Elite Media Attacks Pastors!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Jimmy-Roy when are you going to send your boys over here to re-caulk my hot-tub gazebo? I already said that special prayer for your crippled daughter, so you owe me! Send the twins over tonight for a couple of hours.
                        Yes Pastor Ezekal Sir ill send them over four as long as you need them to be their.

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