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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #1

    Romney’s Parents were Drug Fiends!

    Many False Christians, Atheists, and Mormons see contradictions in The Bible. A True Christian™ will always know that there is no such thing because God’s Word is Perfect

    Psalms:12:6: The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

    So what is there to do in defense of the One True Faith? Enter the apologist!

    An apologist is not someone who “makes it up as they go along.” He is not someone who “invents unlikely facts.” He is not someone who decides "plain words mean something other than you and I understand". No! An apologist is a True Christian, who, by divine inspiration, can explain the inexplicable, reveal the truth behind conflicting verses and reveal the Majesty of The Lord.

    Now, you are probably as disturbed as I that a cult member, who is ordered to wear magic underwear and has added books to The Bible, is running high in the polls. Yes, the Devil is at work out there corrupting the minds of The Faithful into believing a lie, but also there are those Independent Baptists out there who will listen to the Word of God and seek, and thus see, the Truth.

    So it is time to be an apologist and examine the following: The simple fact of the matter is that Romney’s childhood home has been smitten utterly and destroyed with a great destroyance even unto its foundations and beyond. The Lord has inspired Man to do this… but why?

    Well, the answer came to me in the way that similar answers come to apologists.

    Here are the facts:

    Romney says:
    "I was born in Detroit, Harper Hospital, our home was right around six-mile and Woodward, a place called Palmer Park. And uh, we had a home there. It’s been bulldozed now because it turned, I guess, into an eyesore or a place where drugs were being used so they had to tear it down. It was a lovely home."
    But it's a different portrait of the property painted in an Associated Press story about the demolition:
    Unlike thousands of other vacant houses in the city, the structure at 1860 Balmoral in Detroit's exclusive Palmer Woods area wasn't open to trespass, neighbors said as it crashed and crumbled to the ground.
    There didn't appear to be any vandalism and it certainly didn't become a haven to drug dealers like many others across the city, 58-year-old Tyrone Stewart said.
    So how do we resolve this conflict?

    Note
    Romney says, “a place where drugs were being used”
    But the obviously trustworthy 58-year-old Tyrone Stewart, who has no reason to lie, says, “it certainly didn't become a haven to drug dealers.”

    There were no drug dealers. The house was used for drugs.

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    The only possible answer is the answer revealed to me by God: It was Romney’s parents who were the one’s using drugs. You can imagine the vile fiends, steeped in iniquity injecting marijuana and carelessly fornicating with women and men alike. And who is to say if Romney himself was corrupted in this manner too? An apple does not fall far from the tree!

    And thus the conflicting words are brought together in harmony.

    Support Santorum!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: Romney’s Parents were Drug Fiends!

    Brother Bathfire, I would just like to tell you that the above post is the best example of True Christian(tm) logic I have seen in quite some time.
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    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Romney’s Parents were Drug Fiends!

      The Lord provides us with warnings and if we ignore them we do so at our own peril. Brother Bathfire has performed due diligence in this matter and I believe this is a warning sign from Jesus about the apostasy of the mormon religion. Tearing down dangerous eyesores is merely metaphor for what needs to be done with the mormon heresy. This house was cursed.



      Praise Jesus!
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Swedish eskimo
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2012
        • 226

        #4
        Re: Romney’s Parents were Drug Fiends!

        Detroit, isn't that like Canada's Mexico?

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Romney’s Parents were Drug Fiends!

          Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
          Detroit, isn't that like Canada's Mexico?
          I've heard they have a real problem with niglets in Ontario. They wander right over the border, typically snowblind.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Father Maurice Lester
            Ring-kissing Papist dog
            • Sep 2006
            • 3366

            #6
            Re: Romney’s Parents were Drug Fiends!

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Yada, yada, whatever...



            Support Santorum!




            You mean one of the Catholic candidates and not that Baptwit Ron Paul?


            Good call.


            I can assure you there are many happy folks in Rome watching you cultists line up behind the real power... just the way it should be.




            Bless you, my wishful wobbegong,
            Father Mo




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            A Cardinal in the making.

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