Poll: What's the most important issue in this election?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Mitt Romney just called Rick Santorum an economic "lightweight" because Mitt Romney has a successful business in the persecuting-Christians industry while Rick Santorum's only business was a failure. Of course, Bush was a business failure too, and look how he turned out. Rick responded: "One of the things I found in life is you learn a lot more from your failures than you do from your successes."

Exactly: that's why we always look for a record of failure in our presidents. But anyway, here's the interesting part of the article:



"I don't care what the unemployment rate is going to be. It doesn't matter to me...The issue in this race is not the economy,” Says Rick Santorum. We already knew that, of course, but what IS the issue? What is the most important issue in YOUR life right now:

• I need to be defended from Puerto Rican jabbering
• I need my sperm to be defended from birth control
• I need to have the free market freedom to be free from being able to find pornography
• I need the free market freedom to be free of homos
• I am sick of vomiting because of JFK's opinion on church-state separation
• We need a flag burning amendment. Because burning revered symbols is unspeakably evil.
• I'm 100% certain we need to invade that evil country. I can't spell it or find a map of it, but you know the one.
• The Nascar and football teams I own are stuggling. I need a president who understands my plight.

Please add your own, we can have a total of 20.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Anyone who does not see that this election is about sin is the real lightweight.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I had to go with being sick of vomiting.

Eliminating this cursed "separation" would solve all our problems!

[Roberta]

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If Rick can get negroes off the welfare that's a big "+" on my list!

At a campaign stop in Sioux City, Iowa on Sunday, Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum singled out blacks as being recipients of assistance through federal benefit programs, telling a mostly-white audience he doesn't want to "make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money."

but...

Mandatory sterilization of unwed baby mommas would be like "+++++".
(Those darkies pop 'em out like rabbits.)

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I also voted for JFK's sickening speech. Such anti-religious hate-speech shouldn't be allowed in any public office, nevermind the top spot! Leave it to the liberals to look for "hate speech" everywhere else, but when its one of their own, they won't touch it with a ten foot pole (no pun intended).

[Bobby-Joe]

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If Rick can get negroes off the welfare that's a big "+" on my list!

At a campaign stop in Sioux City, Iowa on Sunday, Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum singled out blacks as being recipients of assistance through federal benefit programs, telling a mostly-white audience he doesn't want to "make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money."

but...

Mandatory sterilization of unwed baby mommas would be like "+++++".
(Those darkies pop 'em out like rabbits.)

I am with Roberta here. We need a President like Santorum who can provide young blacks a role model in ways Obama never can.

[Free Market Fred]

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Although it was an enlightened poll raising many talking points that will provide fertile material for Fox News and AM talk radio, I'm afraid that I couldn't find my three most important issues on the list. Which are: 1) More tax cuts for the wealthy, 2) More corporate bailouts, and 3) Elimination of all financial and environmental regulations.

As you all know, we've had two great presidents (ie Ronald Reagan and George W Bush) who understood that by getting rid of taxes on the wealthy and legalizing fraud, we can create more jobs. During the Bush years, my company personally created over a million jobs in China, especially in the prison system. Americans benefited too from the low-cost of these products that they could buy at Wal-Mart.

Nevertheless, I understand that Americans want to jettison the Chink jailbirds, and I agree. My company is hard at work bringing these jobs home to the USA. Thankfully, now that America has more people in prison than China, there is a large captive labor force that can work 18-hour days for three bowls of dogfood and a carton of cigarettes. Using American prisoners rather than Chinks cuts transportation costs, plus privatized prisons eliminate all oversight and human rights concerns. So it's a win-win for US consumers. However, in the past liberal leftists have tied my company's hands with red tape, making it illegal to use prison and child labor, or dump dioxin and lead into rivers and lakes. Fortunately, we've got most of those burdensome regulations overturned. However, we still need another round of tax cuts and subsidies to bring these good jobs home to American soil.

Fortunately, either a President Romney or Santorum would understand that tax cuts , bailouts and deregulation are all vital to our free-market economy. I look forward to a time in the near future when we can restore our nation's great industries, such as manufacturing ozone-layer-destroying chemicals, producing more carbon dioxide to turn the whole earth into a tropical paradise, and financial engineering on Wall Street so that every American can own a million shares of worthless stocks and bonds. It will be our gift to future generations - they will thank us for it.


Future generations will thank us

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The most important issue in this election is JESUS!

I'm waiting for these candidates to get that through their heads!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mandatory sterilization of unwed baby mommas would be like "+++++".
(Those darkies pop 'em out like rabbits.)

Sanatorium is a Catholic, Sister.

Not only is he against access to contraception, but also sterilization procedures. Catholic hospitals are forbidden from performing sterilizations.

Catholics are evil, dear Sister. They serve Rome, not America.

[lukasekman]

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"That evil country" should be "those evil countries".
Let's bring Freedom and Jesus to North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Burma, Iran, Vietnam, Venezuela, Cuba and Belarus. Imagine a world without socialism.


Maybe add France to the list, since Ghadaffi sponsored Sarcozy.

[tyler the earthworm]

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umm well idk how any of thos things could help fix this broken country, and we definitely nees seporation of chruch and stat or we will have the buring times again even tho some if not all of you might like that but agin i say we need major chang, a fresh start everything we have now is crap and faling.






may the goddess whatch over you all
blessed be

[Roberta]

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umm well idk how any of thos things could help fix this broken country, and we definitely nees seporation of chruch and stat or we will have the buring times again even tho some if not all of you might like that but agin i say we need major chang, a fresh start everything we have now is crap and faling.

What do you care? You are obviously not an American.

[tyler the earthworm]

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oh i am i was born in the U.S but i believe that ameicans are to full of themselfs

[Deaner]

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oh i am i was born in the U.S but i believe that ameicans are to full of themselfs

Stoning to death illiterate US citizens would be one of my priorities.

[Roberta]

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i say we need major chang

Check your history book. He was executed in 1950.