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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #16
    Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You are a heartless man, sir.

    Take that.
    If I could get salmon sashimi like that I would never eat beef again.....except for a few flame-broiled cheeseburgers a week........and.....there is another pot roast in the crock-pot. I need to polish that off.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Darren Ingram-Myers
      Liebral Girlie-Man
      • Nov 2006
      • 163

      #17
      Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      If I could get salmon sashimi like that I would never eat beef again.....except for a few flame-broiled cheeseburgers a week........and.....there is another pot roast in the crock-pot. I need to polish that off.
      You really ought to try tofu and tempeh. If you ask for me at the co-op, I can get you a good deal on tofu or tempeh made from organically grown, fair-trade soybeans.
      The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #18
        Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

        Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
        You really ought to try tofu and tempeh. If you ask for me at the co-op, I can get you a good deal on tofu or tempeh made from organically grown, fair-trade soybeans.
        Friend,

        Those kinds of "foods" were created by the Soviet Union is weaken western manhood. Meat and fried potatoes is the only fit food for a proper male. I myself eat three square a day of it and I am proud of by 210/120 blood pressure!

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #19
          Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

          Originally posted by Petal View Post
          you off-topicks, Miss.hellion. we be disscussin politicks here, not false relgions wiv angel morons an hornay old men wiv lots an lots of wifes
          Learn how to spell.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

          Moderatio est Figmentum

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #20
            Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            Learn how to spell.
            Leave Petal alone! I may not agree with her religion but at least she isn't horribly MEAN.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • hellion
              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
              • Nov 2006
              • 564

              #21
              Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Leave Petal alone! I may not agree with her religion but at least she isn't horribly MEAN.
              Haha. All right. I'm sorry.
              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

              Moderatio est Figmentum

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              • Petal
                LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 991

                #22
                Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

                Originally posted by Miss.HellOnWells View Post
                Haha. All right. I'm sorry.
                apolololgies accepteds, Miss.hellion . but you got to quits being mean to us folk who not as edumacateds as you!

                nows, who did you votes for? were it them demoncrats or them emocrats ?

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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #23
                  Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

                  Originally posted by Petal View Post
                  apolololgies accepteds, Miss.hellion . but you got to quits being mean to us folk who not as edumacateds as you!

                  nows, who did you votes for? were it them demoncrats or them emocrats ?
                  I don't vote. But unfortunately that means I can't complain about our government.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • Enobarbus
                    Professor of English Landover University
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3496

                    #24
                    Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    I don't vote. But unfortunately that means I can't complain about our government.
                    You are old enough to vote?
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • hellion
                      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 564

                      #25
                      Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

                      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                      You are old enough to vote?
                      What's it to you?
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                      Moderatio est Figmentum

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #26
                        Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

                        Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                        You really ought to try tofu and tempeh. If you ask for me at the co-op, I can get you a good deal on tofu or tempeh made from organically grown, fair-trade soybeans.
                        My unsaved accountant explained to me what tempy tempo that stuff other than tofu is, and now I'm sorry I asked.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • Enobarbus
                          Professor of English Landover University
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3496

                          #27
                          Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          What's it to you?
                          If you are under 18 you lied to enter the forum.
                          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564

                            #28
                            Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

                            Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                            If you are under 18 you lied to enter the forum.
                            I'm not under 18.
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #29
                              Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              I'm not under 18.
                              Your brain is.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: **CONFIDENTIAL** True Christians™ only

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                I'm not under 18.
                                So why don't you vote? Were the Communist Party not standing in your area?

                                And Demon Ingram-Myers, do you eat this stuff too?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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