And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Nutt Gingrich has made it unofficial. Following his shellacking on Tuesday, in which Ron Paul and not-even-running Rick Santorum took turns creaming him like so much wilted spinach, Gingrich will officially suspend his agonizing "cam-pain" and endorse Gott Mit Uns Romney next week.

The last Catholic GOP candidate is done. No pagans in the White House!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

Nutt Gingrich has made it unofficial. Following his shellacking on Tuesday, in which Ron Paul and not-even-running Rick Santorum took turns creaming him like so much wilted spinach, Gingrich will officially suspend his agonizing "cam-pain" and endorse Gott Mit Uns Romney next week.

The last Catholic GOP candidate is done. No pagans in the White House!

Now it's down to a flippin moslem and someone who wears magic underwear and has 4 dads and 6 moms.

Can we do away with the 2 term limit and bring Dubya back? Please?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

Now it's down to a flippin moslem and someone who wears magic underwear and has 4 dads and 6 moms.

Can we do away with the 2 term limit and bring Dubya back? Please?

. . . and Wrong Paul.

Don't forget Wrong Paul.

He only needs something like 103% of the remaining delegates to win.

[Noah Sole]

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I'm looking forward to a mormon in the white house. Whatever could go wrong?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

I'm looking forward to a mormon in the white house. Whatever could go wrong?

The Hubble Space Telescope will be given a new mission – finding the planet Kolob.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

The Hubble Space Telescope will be given a new mission – finding the planet Kolob.

Thank the Lord I can't vote. I'd have to become a Mormon Koloberator.

[WWJDnow]

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I'm excited about Mitt Romney as our next President! We need a successful businessman as our leader in these tough economic times, just like we needed the steadying hand of businessman George W. Bush to guide us through the early stages of the crisis of the Obama recession. It's true, as a Mormon, Mitt is doomed to burn in Hell, but if you look at the Bible, you'll see that God often annointed leaders who were less than perfect in their personal lives. Besides, Mitt's a genuine severe conservative. It's time to circle the wagons and rally around the flag.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm excited about Mitt Romney as our next President! We need a successful businessman as our leader in these tough economic times, just like we needed the steadying hand of businessman George W. Bush to guide us through the early stages of the crisis of the Obama recession. It's true, as a Mormon, Mitt is doomed to burn in Hell, but if you look at the Bible, you'll see that God often annointed leaders who were less than perfect in their personal lives. Besides, Mitt's a genuine severe conservative. It's time to circle the wagons and rally around the flag.

Rally round the what?

Oh, fLag. I thought you were talking about that poofter Richard Grenell Romney just "added to his staff".

Are we sure Romney's a True Heterosexual(tm)?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

Rally round the what?

Oh, fLag. I thought you were talking about that poofter Richard Grenell Romney just "added to his staff".

Are we sure Romney's a True Heterosexual™?

The Godly GW Bush had the queer as the three dollar bill Karol Rove on his staff. The precident is there; the GOP's big tent is open to gays who hate gays.

And I will say it again; Mitt Romney ran the worst primary campaign in history, bar none.

He was competing against an anarchist, the village idiot, a reality show huckster, a crazy cat lady, two disgraced politicians, some random guy on a book tour and two people no one cared about. For being a successful severely conservative governor of a liberal state, successful businessman and having six years to prepare Mitt could only defeat this motley crew in a long drawn out battle that took half a year. Every chance Mitt had he humiliated himself and did his best to convince the nation that Mitt Romney is a space alien from the planet Money here to kill our grandmothers.

Yet Mitt won.

Just like GW Bush this makes no sense. There is only one explanation; The Hand of God. That is only way someone so utterly incompetent at politics could win the Republican nomination.

And that is why I support Mitt.

[Didymus Much]

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...Just like GW Bush this makes no sense. There is only one explanation; The Hand of God. That is only way someone so utterly incompetent at politics could win the Republican nomination.

And that is why I support Mitt.

You're positive you're not actually a Discordian?

[Bobby-Joe]

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You're positive you're not actually a Discordian?

I am insulted by the question. Apologize if want to keep posting.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Let me see if I can pick out who's who in that list!

He was competing against an anarchist (Wrong Paul), the village idiot (Rick Perry), a reality show huckster (um . . . Buddy Roemer?), a crazy cat lady (Michele Bachmann), two disgraced politicians (Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum), some random guy on a book tour (Hormone Cain) and two people no one cared about (Tim Pawlenty and Jon Huntsman).

So, I'm not sure on the reality show huckster. Did you mean Vermin Supreme?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Let me see if I can pick out who's who in that list!


So, I'm not sure on the reality show huckster. Did you mean Vermin Supreme?

How soon they forget; The Donald.

The main point is none of them should have lasted a day next to Romney with Romney qualification. Yet Mitt managed to turn each and every one in to a fight to the death over his political futures. Heck, Romney should have been able to outright buy Trump and Newt like an old Steel Mill. Instead Romney wasted millions on campaign ads.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Here, he is a classic example of Romney the space alien. Romney is claiming that Obama has weakened the United States against the Soviet Union!

CAUTION: Commie sight, since thankfully Godly Fox News has the sense to hide this disaster.

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/04/romney-campaign-brackets-biden-foreign-policy-speech-by-warning-of-soviet-threat.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

“We’re seeing the Soviets pushing into the Arctic with no response from us. In fact, the only response is to announce the early retirement of the last remaining icebreaker.” [...]

“You know, Russia is another example where we give and Russia gets and we get nothing in return,” Prosper said. “The United States abandoned its missile defense sites in Poland and Czechoslovakia, yet Russia does nothing but obstruct us, or efforts in Iran and Syria.”

The Soviet Union and Czechoslovakia haven't existed for fifteen years now. Somehow Romney, who by his own accounts travel to Europe a lot missed this.

Yet this guy managed to get the nomination. Hand of God right there.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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How soon they forget; The Donald.

The main point is none of them should have lasted a day next to Romney with Romney qualification. Yet Mitt managed to turn each and every one in to a fight to the death over his political futures. Heck, Romney should have been able to outright buy Trump and Newt like an old Steel Mill. Instead Romney wasted millions on campaign ads.

of course!

He never was in the debates, so I forgot all about him.


And you make an excellent point about Romney. God used these clowns to publicly vet Romney, so he would be tested before going up before ZerObama!

I don't know about you, but I'll be wearing my mittens to the voting booth come November. Wouldn't that be the ideal rallying cry? "Got Mittens"?