[Didymus Much]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

...Wouldn't that be the ideal rallying cry? "Got Mittens"?

It's been done.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

It's been done.

You mock Mitt, but you do so at your own peril.

He's going to take care of you secularists, and your war on religion:

"I think there is in this country a war on religion," Romney said before raising that above-noted specter of Obama’s "desire to establish a religion in America known as secularism." He continued, "They gave it a lot of thought," this business of forcing the Catholic Church "to violate its principles and its conscience (since when do institutions have "consciences"?) and be required to provide contraceptives, sterilization, and morning-after pills to the employees of the church" (a lie, by the way: employers don’t have to provide anything).


Note the careful language: Democrats want "to establish a religion" — a precise quotation of the First Amendment’s’ Establishment Clause banning same. And the claim that "they gave it a lot of thought" insinuates a deliberate conspiracy. But conservatives would not fall for it, the stalwart Romney announced: "Those of us who are people of faith recognize [what] this is—an attack on one religion is an attack on all religion."

Back in 1961, the Supreme Court declared "Secular Humanism" a religion. Since then, that cult has been working to undermine God in America.


Mittens Romney is going to stand up against your kind, and stamp out secularism!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

You mock Mitt, but you do so at your own peril.

He's going to take care of you secularists, and your war on religion: ...Mittens Romney is going to stand up against your kind, and stamp out secularism!

Old 'Oven' couldn't beat Nichol in an arm wrestle even after her Baptist ex-husband cut her like a one legged punter at Spring training for the Patriots.

If he does win just what kind of SCOTUS nominee will he bring to the Senate?

It is hot enough wearing those black robes but imagine adding a layer (lawyer) or two of magic underwear while trying to explain how The Garden of Eden was actually in Missouri.

Clearly, our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has no interest in defeating the sitting President or he might have seen to it to provide somebody who is not a Tom Cruise movie short of an 'E'-meter reading.


Yes, old Rick was duller than a Pompeii fresco and Newt a few wives short of a Mormon prophet but seriously... you dullards are firmly behind a Latter Day Saint like Richard Simmons taking snaps from Elton John?




Bless you, my second term Obamists,
Father Mo

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

I wouldn't say I'm behind Mitt like a Catholic priest behind an altar boy, no.

I'm more in "lesser of two weevils" mode. It's Muslim vs. Mormon, after all.

And if the Mormon picks Ted Nugent as his VP, then one stray arrow and it'll be President Nuge!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

The wife we've seen with Mitt is a beautiful woman.

In the back of my mind, I can't help but worry. Can we Republicans be absolutely certain she is the only one?

[Roberta]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

He's using Pastor Warren Jeffs as his character assignator.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

Yes, old Rick was duller than a Pompeii fresco and Newt a few wives short of a Mormon prophet but seriously... you dullards are firmly behind a Latter Day Saint like Richard Simmons taking snaps from Elton John?

Oh and who else are we going to vote for, the nobody American Elect puts up? I should just as well vote using a provisional ballet in Ohio while listing my race as the black. If Jesus selected Mitt Romney for the GOP nomination, then Jesus has a reason, no matter how clueless Mitt is.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

The wife we've seen with Mitt is a beautiful woman.

In the back of my mind, I can't help but worry. Can we Republicans be absolutely certain she is the only one?

Mitt has been married so many times he has rice marks on his face.

Remember... they have 'Celestial' brides in addition to their earthly wives and they all venerate Bring'em Young who slept with more under-age girls than R.Kelly and Muhammad combined.

As Bring'em Young was fond of saying... "old enough to pee, old enough for me".

Between the magic rocks, the magic underwear, a guy in their book named Moron and a belief that Native Americans are Jewish descendants (Like Jews would have sold Manhattan for 24 bucks and a bit of bling) there can be no doubt old 'Oven' is about as religious as Roman Polanski while date-raping a 13 year-old.



Bless you, my child bride facilitators,
Father Mo



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[WWJDnow]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

there can be no doubt old 'Oven' is about as religious as Roman Polanski while date-raping a 13 year-old

Why are all of the pedophiles Catholic, anyway?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

Old 'Oven' couldn't beat Nichol in an arm wrestle even after her Baptist ex-husband cut her like a one legged punter at Spring training for the Patriots.

If he does win just what kind of SCOTUS nominee will he bring to the Senate?

It is hot enough wearing those black robes but imagine adding a layer (lawyer) or two of magic underwear while trying to explain how The Garden of Eden was actually in Missouri.

Clearly, our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has no interest in defeating the sitting President or he might have seen to it to provide somebody who is not a Tom Cruise movie short of an 'E'-meter reading.


Yes, old Rick was duller than a Pompeii fresco and Newt a few wives short of a Mormon prophet but seriously... you dullards are firmly behind a Latter Day Saint like Richard Simmons taking snaps from Elton John?




Bless you, my second term Obamists,
Father Mo

The sinister forces of the Vatican have being trying to seize the reigns of power here ever since God anointed America to be His shining beacon of Christian Faith on the earth. Perhaps many have forgotten corrupt cathylick Democrat Al Smith and his connections to machine controlled Manhattan and Tammany Hall scandals. Of course there was the drug addicted, Hellywood starlet and gangster moll fornicating Democrat John F. Kennedy, briefly put in power through vote fraud in Illinois and Texas (but Jesus shortly corrected that mistake). And of course we can't forget Ketchup heiress marrying not-so-swift boater cathylick Democrat John "Vegetable" Kerry.

This latest papist attempt at corrupting what remains of the Godly Republican party has had all the finesse of an inebriated Chappaquiddick bridge crossing. Jesus has no intention of letting the pope promulgate his encyclicals in our hallowed halls of government. Maybe you didn't get the memo.


Bless you too, my incense burning bead stringer.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

Mitt has been married so many times he has rice marks on his face.

As Bring'em Young was fond of saying... "old enough to pee, old enough for me".

Bless you, my child bride facilitators,
Father Mo

I don't approve of your faith, Father, but I do think it would be wise for Mitt to address this concern at the Republican Convention. I think he should open his acceptance speech with,

Let's be perfectly clear, here. I have only one wife.

If he would say that right at the beginning of his speech, everyone could relax and listen to what he has to say. If he does not do it, people like me will worry through the whole thing, wondering.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

I don't approve of your faith, Father, but I do think it would be wise for Mitt to address this concern at the Republican Convention. I think he should open his acceptance speech with,

Let's be perfectly clear, here. I have only one wife.

Dear Brother,

...and I even unstrapped her from the car roof to be here tonight!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: And then there were none. Catholic GOP candidates, that is.

there can be no doubt old 'Oven' is about as religious as Roman Polanski while date-raping a 13 year-old.

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I heard he lit a candle to Mary, Queen of Heaven, right before their "date", asking for good luck.

I'm not sure what that has to do with Got Mittens, though.