God Bless AmerCIA

[Cranky Old Man]

Yet more proof Mitt Romney will be our next president!

For teaching our next generations the value of efficient government, Mitt Romney released an "app" (I have no idea what that is, but our youth seems to love it, so it probably has something to do with Jesus) renaming our country AmerCIA. Integrating our Republican Government and our Central Intelligence Agency into one mean and lean super-organization.


By combining the best of the CIA with our Government a lot of problems get solved:

• All decisions will be made in complete secrecy, eliminating the waste of time and money that is the free press
• Opposition in any way, form or shape will simply be eliminated, all in accordance with God's laws (Matthew 12:30)
• God's clear guidelines of destroying all who deny Him can finally be executed (2nd Chronicles 15:13)

The "app":


Some outdated dictionary from an AmerCIA hating publisher:

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: God Bless AmerCIA

Are you sure he's not just trying to appeal to the illegals?

It sounds Spanish.

Or like that disease, MRSA. Maybe the version the damned get, that eats their brains and makes them atheists. A-MRSA.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: God Bless AmerCIA

I like the cut of Romney's gibberish there Brethren. Clearly when out democracy is electing illegal presidents it's time reform our democracy and some rebranding is in order. America 2.0: Amercia, Land of the Free is an idea I can get behind, what ever it is.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Bless AmerCIA

By combining the best of the CIA with our Government a lot of problems get solved:
[LIST][*]All decisions will be made in complete secrecy, eliminating the waste of time and money that is the free press

Well it's high time we stopped ignoring the frivolous waste of Amercian's tax contributions.

God Bless Mitt!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: God Bless AmerCIA

I'm not sure how I feel about Mitt's new campaign poster.



It's very . . . edgy.

This one with his kids is much nicer:

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: God Bless AmerCIA

I'm not sure how I feel about Mitt's new campaign poster.



It's very . . . edgy.

Now Rodimer, it just shows Mitt has nothing to hide and is going for full discloser.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: God Bless AmerCIA

Now Rodimer, it just shows Mitt has nothing to hide and is going for full discloser.

I suppose . . . but is he wearing pants, or a shopping bag?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: God Bless AmerCIA

I suppose . . . but is he wearing pants, or a shopping bag?

Looks like he is wearing a roll of 100 dollars bills. Kind of reminds me of the Christ on the Cross statue in the Landover Pastoral Retreat.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: God Bless AmerCIA

Looks like he is wearing a roll of 100 dollars bills. Kind of reminds me of the Christ on the Cross statue in the Landover Pastoral Retreat.

I mean below his "wad", Brother.

And that was no statue, as I recall . . .