[Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Why did YOU kill Baby Jesus?

Also, I believe Jesus was killed when he was around age 30. Are you calling 30-year old's babies? Are you still a baby, Talitha?

[Talitha]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

I personally did not kill Jesus, and neither has any Jew before me. I do believe that was the Romans, my dear Talitha. Have you been neglecting your history studies? We are all G'd's children, and I believe it is time that many Christians stop perpetuating the rumor that Jews were the murderers of Jesus. Jesus was a Jew, after all.

Just typical of the Jooz. Always denying things.
You guys are as bad as the negra's, always blaming someone else for their problems.

[Talitha]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Also, I believe Jesus was killed when he was around age 30. Are you calling 30-year old's babies? Are you still a baby, Talitha?

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

You’re not the guy from Niggeria who’s been bothering Pastor Billy-Reuben with amazing offers of $40,000,000 in a bank account are you? You’re shifty looking, boy and unlikely to come within 50 miles of Landover.

No thats not me. I am from Brooklyn..

Ezkiel, my white brother! You must Accept Jesus!

[Talitha]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

No thats not me. I am from Brooklyn..

Ezkiel, my white brother! You must Accept Jesus!

you need to go get some more reading lessons BOY.

Can't you read what's written under his name?

True Christian(tm) means he already has Jesus.

That's why you are still Unsaved Trash Boy.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

As Sister Talitha ably explained, it is Landover Baptist which is the True Christian(tm) Church, Al.

And as a PENTACOSTAL, it is YOU who should REPENT your ways and find the True Road to Christian Forgivenss! No snake-slinging, tongue-jabbering Pennycostal is the spiritual equal of a Saved-In-Christ Baptist!

Now listen to me, sir...wait, I'll put that in Nigranese: Now y'all lissen here at me, boy!

There will be NO Pennycostume LIE-bral OBAMA-WHAMMA love-in on Landover's litter-free and immaculately landscaped campus without long and contentious negotiation with the Full Council of Elders, a considerably protracted pusillaminous permitting process, and -- as they say on the bayou -- boucoup buckaroos paid directly to the Landover Committee for Supporting Republican Domination.

~~ OEJ

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Landover Security will be checking on your permissions, Al. (The last time a nigra tried to throw a "wang-dang-doodle" on the Great Lawn a large number of tazers showed up, and shortly thereafter most of the ebony-hued would-be participants exited post haste.)

Meanwhile, if this "event" is to proceed, we must take steps to ensure the peace and tranquility of Landover's verdant campus...ie, no goddam darkie "hollerin'" or "boombox" music. We can guarantee the splendid harmonies of the Christian Crusaders, always a favorite with the elderly and the deaf.



There are two-and-a-half fine singers in the group, and Jimmy -- the fellow on the left -- will see that any leftover food does not go to waste.

~~ OEJ

This event will take place. You will soon find my permissions are in order. The matter is out of your hands I'm afraid.

Brother I agree with you wholeheartedly that this event should take place with peace and Tranquility. Now accept Jesus as your savior and follow in the foot steps of my ministry.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!


GREAT NEWS BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

I just got a call from the Dean of Studies Gregory Walsh Billenstein and he has allocated the Great Lawn to me and my crew from April 5th through the 6th.

-The Landover Baptist Institute of Theology Culture Club will be providing the Barbeque's.

-The Jewish Liberation Front will be providing the meats (All kosher).

-Jamel Ali (famous Brooklyn Pop-Artist) will be making a guest performance!


AMEN!!!

[Talitha]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

GREAT NEWS BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

I just got a call from the Dean of Studies Gregory Walsh Billenstein and he has allocated the Great Lawn to me and my crew from April 5th through the 6th.

-The Landover Baptist Institute of Theology Culture Club will be providing the Barbeque's.

-The Jewish Liberation Front will be providing the meats (All kosher).

-Jamel Ali (famous Brooklyn Pop-Artist) will be making a guest performance!


AMEN!!!

Friend, whatever Ganja you are smoking, you really oughta stop.

Pastor Al has already stated his feelings on the subject.
Aside from Jesus himself, there is no higher authority here.

[Deaner]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

GREAT NEWS BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

I just got a call from the Dean of Studies Gregory Walsh Billenstein and he has allocated the Great Lawn to me and my crew from April 5th through the 6th.

He wants you to cut the lawn and trim the bushes you idiot. Your curly haired yid friend can help you.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Deaner,

I just got your Personal Message.
To answer your first question: Yes, You can still be saved.
To answer your second question: No, you cannot be married to a man and be a part of Landover baptist.
This is the image you requested.

But, I'm not sure what this has to do with my Barbeque?

Now can we please narrow this discussion to the BBQ!

[Talitha]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Deaner,

I just got your Personal Message.
To answer your first question: Yes, You can still be saved.
To answer your second question: No, you cannot be married to a man and be a part of Landover baptist.
This is the image you requested.

But, I'm not sure what this has to do with my Barbeque?

Now can we please narrow this discussion to the BBQ!

You just earned an Infraction for posting Pornography.

[Deaner]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Deaner,

I just got your Personal Message.
To answer your first question: Yes, You can still be saved.
To answer your second question: No, you cannot be married to a man and be a part of Landover baptist.
This is the image you requested.

That was lame Al; cheap homer humour. I'm really hurt. Listen Al, we're all trying to be nice here, but everybody knows a black man turns into a nigger as soon as he leaves the room. If you're looking for a handout we got nothing to give you. Tell your people to get off the porch and get a job.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

That was lame Al; cheap homer humour. I'm really hurt. Listen Al, we're all trying to be nice here, but everybody knows a black man turns into a nigger as soon as he leaves the room. If you're looking for a handout we got nothing to give you. Tell your people to get off the porch and get a job.

How can you think your better than me? Are we not all children of God? Faceless in the name of the lord? I am an extremely powerful black man with a lot of cash money, this is common knowledge. I have no idea who you are but I still look as you as a peer. Brother let us have peace.

Praise the Lord.

PS - Ludacris (famous black pop-artist) will be appearing at the Barbeque!

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Talitha, it wasn't pornography. It was a group of Homosexual men wearing skanky womens clothing. Also, I do not lie when I say it was requested by another.

Let us have peace and drop the subject. I am sorry if it was offensive to others.