BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

[Al_Sharpton]

I'm Throwing an Obama rally in the name of this glorious church.

We will be having:

-Bobby Joe's Pork n' Beans bake off (women only)

-Baraks Famous BBQ sauce show down.

-Break Beat Bama's Break Dance Beat Off (African Americans Only)

-Sharpton's Spittin Sharp Darts Free Style competition (Brought to you by the Tithe Squad!). Hosted by me.

- Much Much More!

[Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

As a practicing Jew, I believe in Barack Obama's sincere message. He gives hope to all us Jews. And I know he is not Jewish, but if we can get a black man elected, this country is one step closer in selecting a Jew to be President. Hey, what's the worst that could happen, a balanced budget? This is a great idea Reverend, if you give me more information on the time and place, I would be delighted to attend.

[FalseDawkins]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Such a meeting is a attack on God. Anyone attending is sure to be an atheist, fag, or hell-bound sinner. No true believer would ever support a muslim candidate for president.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

As a practicing Jew, I believe in Barack Obama's sincere message. He gives hope to all us Jews. And I know he is not Jewish, but if we can get a black man elected, this country is one step closer in selecting a Jew to be President. Hey, what's the worst that could happen, a balanced budget? This is a great idea Reverend, if you give me more information on the time and place, I would be delighted to attend.

Praise the Lord Rabbi! Jesus shines down on our Jewish-African Friendship! Obama will lead this nation into a Jewish/Black Paradise! Amen!

Where: The Great Lawn of the Landover Baptist Institute of Theology.

When: Saturday, April 5th. Gates open at 12:30pm

How: Tickets Available online through TicketMaster or at the gates for 15 dollars.

[Talitha]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

As a practicing Jew, I believe in Barack Obama's sincere message. He gives hope to all us Jews. And I know he is not Jewish, but if we can get a black man elected, this country is one step closer in selecting a Jew to be President. Hey, what's the worst that could happen, a balanced budget? This is a great idea Reverend, if you give me more information on the time and place, I would be delighted to attend.

You want some of my Pork and Beans Rabbi?

[Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Seeing as I am attempting my best to adhere to my Jewish faith, I must abstain from the pork. However, for the beans I will take you up on your offer.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Wait a minute, Al...maybe before you throw a Kikuyu-style drums-in-the-jungle display of tribal savagery in the name of Landover you ought to get the permission of the Church Elders?

It might could be that you Sons of Ham should keep your place -- or lose it!

Landover is a meatloaf-and-mashed-potatoes Christian congregation, not a catfish-spaghetti-and-chitterlings convocation of Louisiana Loonies. Furthermore, the day White Christian America elects a Chinee-Nigra halfbreed President is the day David Duke gives Louis Farrakhan a...well, it rhymes with "slow bob".

Obama in the White House. HA!

~~ OEJ

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Seeing as I am attempting my best to adhere to my Jewish faith, I must abstain from the pork. However, for the beans I will take you up on your offer.

Your didn't mention the Shrimp bit - you're not cheating on Leviticus are you?

Don't bring any pies with you, you'll never see them again.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Wait a minute, Al...maybe before you throw a Kikuyu-style drums-in-the-jungle display of tribal savagery in the name of Landover you ought to get the permission of the Church Elders?

It might could be that you Sons of Ham should keep your place -- or lose it!

Landover is a meatloaf-and-mashed-potatoes Christian congregation, not a catfish-spaghetti-and-chitterlings convocation of Louisiana Loonies. Furthermore, the day White Christian America elects a Chinee-Nigra halfbreed President is the day David Duke gives Louis Farrakhan a...well, it rhymes with "slow bob".

Obama in the White House. HA!

~~ OEJ

I have expressed permissions from Pastor Billy-Reuben. He has allocated me funds from the monthly Tithe. No worries.

If people want to bring mashed taters and loaf, then I will allow it. But I personally will not supply such fatty treats of gluttony.

[Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Wait a minute, Al...maybe before you throw a Kikuyu-style drums-in-the-jungle display of tribal savagery in the name of Landover you ought to get the permission of the Church Elders?

It might could be that you Sons of Ham should keep your place -- or lose it!

Landover is a meatloaf-and-mashed-potatoes Christian congregation, not a catfish-spaghetti-and-chitterlings convocation of Louisiana Loonies. Furthermore, the day White Christian America elects a Chinee-Nigra halfbreed President is the day David Duke gives Louis Farrakhan a...well, it rhymes with "slow bob".

Obama in the White House. HA!

~~ OEJ

First of all sir, get the facts straight. Barack Obama is in no way Chinese. He is half caucasian for that matter. He is, by all means, the strongest and most faithful candidate in the Presidential race.

[Talitha]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

First of all sir, get the facts straight. Barack Obama is in no way Chinese. He is half caucasian for that matter. He is, by all means, the strongest and most faithful candidate in the Presidential race.

Why did YOU kill Baby Jesus?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

I have expressed permissions from Pastor Billy-Reuben. He has allocated me funds from the monthly Tithe. No worries.

If people want to bring mashed taters and loaf, then I will allow it. But I personally will not supply such fatty treats of gluttony.

You’re not the guy from Niggeria who’s been bothering Pastor Billy-Reuben with amazing offers of $40,000,000 in a bank account are you? You’re shifty looking, boy and unlikely to come within 50 miles of Landover.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Your didn't mention the Shrimp bit - you're not cheating on Leviticus are you?

Don't bring any pies with you, you'll never see them again.

My deepest apologies my bother Ezekiel! O Lord will the Shrimp rain from the heavens! I make a killer shrimp gumbo!

Bring your favorite shrimp recipes and through the lord you will receive a $10 Joe's Crab Shack gift card!

[Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

I personally did not kill Jesus, and neither has any Jew before me. I do believe that was the Romans, my dear Talitha. Have you been neglecting your history studies? We are all G'd's children, and I believe it is time that many Christians stop perpetuating the rumor that Jews were the murderers of Jesus. Jesus was a Jew, after all.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Landover Security will be checking on your permissions, Al. (The last time a nigra tried to throw a "wang-dang-doodle" on the Great Lawn a large number of tazers showed up, and shortly thereafter most of the ebony-hued would-be participants exited post haste.)

Meanwhile, if this "event" is to proceed, we must take steps to ensure the peace and tranquility of Landover's verdant campus...ie, no goddam darkie "hollerin'" or "boombox" music. We can guarantee the splendid harmonies of the Christian Crusaders, always a favorite with the elderly and the deaf.



There are two-and-a-half fine singers in the group, and Jimmy -- the fellow on the left -- will see that any leftover food does not go to waste.

~~ OEJ