[lady_c]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Don't trap Zeke, he is able to choose his own destiny. Even rabbit bans me, I'll be back.

[Talitha]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Don't trap Zeke, he is able to choose his own destiny. Even rabbit bans me, I'll be back.

I expect you will.
Accompanied by your thought provoking and witty half-liners no doubt.

You and Dances without Joy have to be the two most boring people on the Planet.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Sharpton: "Who is all coming to my BBQ? I need a head count for planning purposes."

Yes, and Landover Security needs to know how many transport vans and attack dogs we need to get your mob of drug-crazed chickenheads and boyz down to the state prison -- as soon as you show up.

I have been in communications with the Council of Church Elders and let me tell you, Sharpton, the only place you will be having a barbecue is on the back steps of your tarpaper shack in Manhattan!

You need to beg the Lord's forgiveness, Sharpton. Won't you come over to the True Christian(tm) faith and save your filthy, foul soul from DAMNATION TO HELL?

~~ OEJ

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Zeke your seriously gorgeous

Enjoy Moderation Hell Whore!



That'll teach you to keep hitting on MY Honeypie!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

-The Jewish Liberation Front will be providing the meats (All kosher).

Are you really sure you want to get a bunch of Jew terrorists to cook for a Muslim terrorist? Sounds like a recipe for trouble to me.

PS - Ludacris (famous black pop-artist) will be appearing at the Barbeque!

No, you got it all wrong, the message was that your barbeque was a ludicrous idea. No hippity-hop ragtime nigra jive involved, praise Jesus.

Big Al! I finally found you, my Brother from another mother. How's Landover treating you? I have a sort of private question for you. Hypothetically, if a minister of the Lord inadvertently kills a hooker, is it a mortal sin?

Where are these "mortal sins" mentioned in God's Word, eh?

Don't trap Zeke, he is able to choose his own destiny. Even rabbit bans me, I'll be back.

Rabbit bans you? What? You think the Easter Bunny has admin powers on this board? You pagan feminazis are wrong in the head.

[lady_c]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

I expect you will.
Accompanied by your thought provoking and witty half-liners no doubt.

You and Dances without Joy have to be the two most boring people on the Planet.

Talitha: Yes I will be back but under what user name?
Your looking old, have you considered plastic surgery?
All this stress can't be good for your aging process.....
Stop lying, you want to see me and Dances in a porno like those lezza ones you admitted to watching!

Brother Temperance: Thumper = rabbit. Wake up a little

Rabbit: You may think you have him rapped around your little finger.... you don't. Why hasn't he married you?

[Roberta]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Dear Rev. Sharpton,

Will any professional athletes be coming to your BBQ? I have always wanted to meet Grant Hill, David Robinson, Tiger Woods and Mike Singletary.

Grant went to Duke and never raped anybody.

David does not play hip-hop on his grand piano.

Tiger never wears his hats sideways.

The only time Mike danced was in the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Do you think they might come?

Robbie

[Talitha]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Talitha: Yes I will be back but under what user name?
Your looking old, have you considered plastic surgery?
All this stress can't be good for your aging process.....
Stop lying, you want to see me and Dances in a porno like those lezza ones you admitted to watching!

Brother Temperance: Thumper = rabbit. Wake up a little

Rabbit: You may think you have him rapped around your little finger.... you don't. Why hasn't he married you?

Ooooh!! I'm sooooo scared.
Is that the best you could do? Insulting two True Christian(tm) like that?

I won't even "lower" myself to answer you regarding carpet munching.

As far as your insinuations about plastic surgery....... My recent visit to that Freehold clinic was for other reasons.
The Television crew always follow me around.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Dear Rev. Sharpton,

Will any professional athletes be coming to your BBQ? I have always wanted to meet Grant Hill, David Robinson, Tiger Woods and Mike Singletary.

Grant went to Duke and never raped anybody.

David does not play hip-hop on his grand piano.

Tiger never wears his hats sideways.

The only time Mike danced was in the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Do you think they might come?

Robbie

Grant Hill and David Robinson I can do. But Tiger Woods is a bit pricey. I will talk to a High Elder of the Church to see if I can allocate more money!

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

I have been in communications with the Council of Church Elders and let me tell you, Sharpton, the only place you will be having a barbecue is on the back steps of your tarpaper shack in Manhattan!

Wrong. You have been misinformed.

You need to beg the Lord's forgiveness, Sharpton. Won't you come over to the True Christian™ faith and save your filthy, foul soul from DAMNATION TO HELL?

If I do beg for forgiveness, can I get one of those 'True Christian™' ranks under my name?

[Deaner]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

If I do beg for forgiveness, can I get one of those 'True Christian™' ranks under my name?

Typical negro; always looking for the bling. True Christian is something that's earned. You haven't even repented of your darky-ness. Why don't you start a thread titled "I wanna hang with white folk".

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Deaner, stop sending me Illicit messages.

[Deaner]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

Deaner, stop sending me Illicit messages.

Sorry, I didn't think you'd be able to read them.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

OEJ: I have been in communications with the Council of Church Elders and let me tell you, Sharpton, the only place you will be having a barbecue is on the back steps of your tarpaper shack in Manhattan!

Sharpton: Wrong. You have been misinformed.

Sorry, Sharpton. You do realize that the people you are trying to bluff are the moderators of Landover's online church? Note, for instance, the tags "Super Moderator" beneath the usernames of Sister Talitha and Brother Deaner.

Right now these particular moderators have chosen not to ban you from Landover. But you will be banned if you become more annoyance than you are worth.

And that's boring.

Mister Sharpton, I pray that the Lord God in His mercy bends down and SLAPS YO 'FRO until some sense percolates into that pudding head of yours. Know that the LORD is not mocked! MIGHTY is He, the Lord who can bust a move on Satan himself, He who can make Rick James His bitch, and He who can lop a boogie badder than Machine Gone Funk on steroids. SHOUT GLOWRY!!

The Lord pities the foo' even more than Mister T. The Lord hits more dimes than Richard Pryor. The Lord cops more tang than Jesse Jackson and Kanye West combined! MIGHTY is the Lord!

You best fall down on your knees so hard they bounce like blood-spattered tennis balls and beg Jesus the Christ not to heave you into HELL like a sack of putrid cat litter!

Hallelujah! Praise the LORD!

~~ OEJ

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

All I wanna do is have a killer BBQ... with Shrimp, Chicken (fried), Steaks, Ribs (Pork and Beef).

Now can everyone just calm down and praise a black baby jesus?




"On this day thy Lord hath created a colored man to be athletically superior."
Amen.