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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932
    #31
    Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

    Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
    Also, I do not lie when I say it was requested by another.
    Prove it, post the pm...liar.

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      • Pstr_"Dog"_O'Malley
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        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2008
        • 7
        #32
        Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

        Big Al! I finally found you, my Brother from another mother. How's Landover treating you? I have a sort of private question for you. Hypothetically, if a minister of the Lord inadvertently kills a hooker, is it a mortal sin?
        Homosexuals, be damned!

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          • Pstr_"Dog"_O'Malley
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            • Mar 2008
            • 7
            #33
            Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

            Is there any way to delete that last post? I meant to send that as a personal message.
            Homosexuals, be damned!

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              • Al_Sharpton
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                • Mar 2008
                • 53
                #34
                Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                PRAISE THE LORD. A man who seeks salvation.

                Hypothetically, if a minister of the Lord inadvertently kills a hooker, is it a mortal sin?
                You can still get into heaven. Just get baptized again. Wash away those sins!
                Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!

                "O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22901
                    #35
                    Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                    Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
                    PRAISE THE LORD. A man who seeks salvation.



                    You can still get into heaven. Just get baptized again. Wash away those sins!
                    Quite an interesting take - if the killing was inadvertent, has a sin been committed?
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #36
                        Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                        Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
                        PRAISE THE LORD. A man who seeks salvation.



                        You can still get into heaven. Just get baptized again. Wash away those sins!
                        I'm wondering where in the KJV Bible does it say that multiple Baptisms have some beneficial effect...
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Al_Sharpton
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                            • Mar 2008
                            • 53
                            #37
                            Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I'm wondering where in the KJV Bible does it say that multiple Baptisms have some beneficial effect...
                            It would just mean hes a born again Christian.
                            Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!

                            "O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"

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                              • Al_Sharpton
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                                • Mar 2008
                                • 53
                                #38
                                Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                Quite an interesting take - if the killing was inadvertent, has a sin been committed?

                                Yes brother Bathfire, I shall bring this up in my Bible study this Wednesday.
                                Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!

                                "O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"

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                                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                    Christ's Rottweiler
                                     
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 22901
                                    #39
                                    Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                                    Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
                                    It would just mean hes a born again Christian.
                                    Any reason your friend chose a hooker as the victim? Ge:38:24? Should you not have mentioned that? All in all, you're a bit light on the Bible.
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                                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #40
                                        Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                                        Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
                                        It would just mean hes a born again Christian.
                                        Which means he wasn't Saved© in the first place.

                                        Having some coon splash water all over you won't make Jesus Save your immortal soul, boy. Have you ever even opened a Bible?
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                            Christ's Rottweiler
                                             
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 22901
                                            #41
                                            Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                                            Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
                                            Yes brother Bathfire, I shall bring this up in my Bible study this Wednesday.
                                            Not much point Al - God's got it covered Ex 21:13,28-32 or Nu 35:11-15,22-28,32 or De 4:41-43; 19:2-10; or Jos 20:1-9. Job's done, no need for discussion.



                                            Who made you a Pastor?
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                                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                              • Al_Sharpton
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                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 53
                                                #42
                                                Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                                                It would have made a good conversation, O well.

                                                Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Who is all coming to my BBQ? I need a head count for planning purposes.




                                                See thy Lord in color. Amen.
                                                Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!

                                                "O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                                                    Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
                                                    It would have made a good conversation, O well.

                                                    Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Who is all coming to my BBQ? I need a head count for planning purposes.




                                                    See thy Lord in color. Amen.
                                                    I guess all your "husbands" in cellblock 4.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • lady_c
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Mar 2008
                                                        • 113
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                                                        Zeke your seriously gorgeous

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                                                          • Talitha
                                                            Deaconess
                                                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2026
                                                            • 15118
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: BIG AL'S SHRIMP ON THE BARBY OBAMA BASH!!!

                                                            Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                                                            Zeke your seriously gorgeous
                                                            ................and you are seriously lucky that Sister Thumper isn't here to BAN you

                                                            The Pastor is already spoken for.

                                                            Sister Talitha

                                                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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