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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2355
    #1

    Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement



    Creationist actor Chuck Norris is probably the only sane mane in Hollywood
    Tags: chuck norris, election 2012, tea bagging for jesus, you tube
    • Little Donkey
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 498
      #2
      Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
      Creationist actor Chuck Norris is probably the only sane mane in Hollywood
      I'm confused. He told us to vote for God and country. Does Chuck realize the choice is between a Muslim and a Mormon?

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

          Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
          I'm confused. He told us to vote for God and country. Does Chuck realize the choice is between a Muslim and a Mormon?
          What does that Romney have to do with this? I am voting for Ryan. He has blue eyes you know.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              What does that Romney have to do with this? I am voting for Ryan. He has blue eyes you know.
              But he's a Papist.

              I'm voting for Jesus.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405
                  #5
                  Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  But he's a Papist.

                  I'm voting for Jesus.
                  Nonsense, no Paptist ever ran a marathon under three hours like Ryan did.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Nonsense, no Paptist ever ran a marathon under three hours like Ryan did.
                      Not only is he fast, he knows what women want.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Bag of bad creepers
                          Unsaved trash, dot-headed demon worshiper
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 77
                          #7
                          Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

                          Paul Ryan is certainly very handsome. I am also very impressed with him for having once dated an Aftican American. Shows that he is not racist. Obviously a family man, too, and devoted to his beautiful family.

                          If only he was NOT Republican.... SIGH.
                          Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. --Philippians 4:8

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