Only 15% of Ohio Republicans Know the Truth©! Romney Killed Osama Bin Laden!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

What's up with members of the GOP in Ohio? I was doing my Christian Duty™ reading a few LIEberal blogs, when I came across this:

15% OF OHIO REPUBLICANS SAY ROMNEY MORE RESPONSIBLE FOR BIN LADEN DEATH

You can find the entire Pew study HERE but this really says everything you need to know about the Republican party. When asked the question whether or not Obama or Romney was more responsible for the death of Osama bin Laden … 62% of self identified Republicans in Ohio say either Romney or ‘not sure’.

And the more conservative someone says they are – the worse it gets. A full 2/3 of Ohio “very conservative” voters think either Romney was more responsible for the death of bin Laden or they’re just not sure.

Are Ohio Republicans really that stupid? I mean COME ON!!! Osambo had nothing to do with allegedly* killing Osama Bin Laden! It was all those GOP Patriots working behind the scenes protecting America! Patriots like Willard "Mitt" Romney. If so many Ohio members of God's Own Party© are swallowing liberal lies like this, it's likely the Buckeye State will go blue in November!





*I'm not 100% sure that Bin Laden ever existed OR that he's dead. Where's the body? If you ask me, it's all part of a vast LIEberal, Big Government conspiracy to jack up airline ticket prices. Trust me, I'm a pilot, I KNOW stuff, SECRET stuff!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Good Lord, that is the disgusting so many good Republicans have swallowed the cool aid about Obummer killing Obama. No wonder we conservatives can't get anything done with so many liberal stooges running around.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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It disturbs me to imagine what the other 85% of Ohio Republicans might be doing in their bedrooms. Probably having anal, oral, spooning, front hugging, giving foot massages, and other non-procreative activities. They might even be defecating on eachother's chests and exchanging golden showers. If they can't even see that Osama, Obama, and Hussein have been in this together since long before September 11th, how can they be trusted to be alone and unsupervised with other consenting adults? It is a brave new world indeed. When the liberals put us all in FEMA camps and use blue beam technology to turn Christians into Hellbound Hindus, these RINOs will be the first to surrender their Right to Bear Fully Automatic Weapons and take up man on man Tantric anal sex.

[Faith_Machine]

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Indeed, these Ohioans sound to me like the kind of Republicans who try to ingratiate themselves with liberals by claiming they're "really progressive on a lot of social issues" and belong to the GOP just for the fiscal responsibility aspect of it.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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And here come more LIEberal attacks on our future President!

In August 2007, Obama explicitly warned that if U.S. authorities identify a "high-value" target like bin Laden in Pakistan, and if Pakistan's government doesn't act, "we will."

Romney, then mounting his first White House bid, criticized Obama's speech a few days later.

"I mean, in one week, he went from saying he's going to sit down, you know, for tea, with our enemies, but then he's going to bomb our allies," Romney said during a GOP debate. "I mean, he's gone from Jane Fonda to Dr. Strangelove in one week."

He added, "We don't say those things. We keep our options quiet. We do not go out and say to a nation which is working with us, where we have collaborated and they are our friend and we're trying to support Musharraf and strengthen him and his nation, that instead that we intend to go in there and potentially bring out a unilateral attack."

How DARE the liberals bring up something Willard said five years ago! How is that relevant today? Besides, he was just being all covert and stuff. He was trying to lure Osama out into the open by pretending to not want to kill him in Pakistan.

See, that way it would be easier for him and Seal Team Six (God Bless them!) to sneak in there and grease that dirty towelhead! Only an idiot like Obummer would say flat out that he was going to get Bin Laden in public and then take the credit away from the secret network of Republican Patriots that actually did the deed!

[lukasekman]

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If Osama killed Obama bin Laden, it would be suicide.
It is the military-industrial complex that managed to kill Osama, although the Godly Republicans deserve credits for making it possible.
Moreover, without the military-industrial complex, we wouldn't have the prosperity needed to get things right in other countries.

[TheAlaskanDopeAddict]

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Obama didn't kill Osama.
Neither did Romney.
It was a member from Seal Team six that killed Osama.

Jeez, watch the news every once in a while.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Obama didn't kill Osama.
Neither did Romney.
It was a member from Seal Team six that killed Osama.

Jeez, watch the news every once in a while.

And where is your proof that Mitt Romney wasn't leading that team?

Checkmate, godmocker!

[Free Market Fred]

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It's so tragic that Republicans are being misled by the liberal media, believing that Barack Hussein Osama is in charge of our troops when in fact Romney is already leading our troops.

I think what we need are more quality reporters not afraid to tell The Truth. Like how Obama is palling around with terrorists.



What most concerns me though is that school children are not getting the conservative message (with the exception of good home-schooled Christian kids). We need to get the educational system working for us, not against us. Fortunately, we're making great progress at defunding public (read "communist") schools, and setting up a great curriculum at the newly privatized institutions.


Hey kids, you even get to wear a uniform!

As soon as we install Romney in office and get those school vouchers printed up, we can at last get the educational system to do the job it was intended to. Some day we might not even need those Diebold voting machines to ensure that American voters make the correct decision!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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It seems like we make the message a little too complicated and that's why the lukewarm 15 %.

We need to explain Romny led the Seals into Osama's complex and killed Osama. Romny led the seals because he is a former Seal.

(This latter was something a gentleman told me at the coffee shop yesterday. He is well informed on most everything so I believe it to be true.)

[DrShrapnel]

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I agree. A that communist thinks he has the right to go around this great country and claim that HE a Muslim killed Bin Laden. It disgusts me and when Mr Santorum I hope that he will be put on trial for treason.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I agree. A that communist thinks he has the right to go around this great country and claim that HE a Muslim killed Bin Laden. It disgusts me and when Mr Santorum I hope that he will be put on trial for treason.

Hello friend!

I admire your enthusiasm, but I think your fingers are getting ahead of your thoughts since some of what you are typing is not making a lot of sense. For one thing, Osambo is not a communist: he is a socialist.



Now, before we get in to the rest of your post, how about telling us about yourself over in the Introduction Forum? We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth