Moving to another country

[Little Donkey]

America is God's favorite country but I can't bear to see Obama destroy it from within. If he wins the election (which seems likely given Romney is failing to embrace True Republican policies) we'll have no choice but to move country to escape the persecution from liberals.

The internet has come to the rescue in my search to find a suitable country and I've narrowed it down to either Jordan or Poland. I'm leaning toward Poland and am teaching myself Polish customs, such as eating large amounts of pork and cabbage without vomiting. I heard the Poles speak English, which is similar enough to American that I think I'll manage. Somewhere rural and isolated should be perfect.

I imagine all I'll need to do is show up, flash my USA driver's license (suspended until 2014) and be welcomed like a liberator. I've got $400 in savings which probably is a fortune in... Polish dollars. I should be able to a place and stick it out for 4 easy years until one of the Romney sons is ready to assume the Presidency.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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$400? Why not just by one of the states of Mexico?

[Little Donkey]

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$400? Why not just by one of the states of Mexico?

Reverend, from what I have learned on the internet, the entire American continent (except Godly U.S.A) is a socialist police state, worse even than the socialist hellhole Eurostan. And socialist Africa... well let's just not "go" there. That leaves one or two holdout bastions of solid conservative values only in the world.

[Cursed]

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I've got $400 in savings which probably is a fortune in... Polish dollars.

The Polish use turnips for money.

[Missionary in Sweden]

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Poles are kat-licks. Can hardly get more ungodly than that.

[Little Donkey]

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Looks like we may be able to leave the country en masse (excuse my French). See here.

Secession petitions filed on White House Web site

From states across the country, Americans have filed petitions on the White House Web site seeking to secede from the union and form new state governments.

...

The petitions from Louisiana and Texas, however, are approaching the threshold for a response. They were the first two states represented, followed by Alabama. Petitioners only have to put a first name and last initial on the site.

Friends, I ask a favor from you. Give up your anonymity on teh internet to tell Obama we want secession in these states.

As anyone who loves their country as much as I do knows, it's up to the President to allow States to secede from the Union. I am praying for the day President Rick Perry signs the True Constitution with a ban on gay marriage in the no. 1 position.

[lukasekman]

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America is still God's favorite country, although Obama is for sure a step in the wrong direction.

Move to the South and it will eventually rise again, powered by Jesus. God bless the Confederate States of America!

[Pete Sands]

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America is still God's favorite country, although Obama is for sure a step in the wrong direction.

Move to the South and it will eventually rise again, powered by Jesus. God bless the Confederate States of America!

ehm... citation needed that America is God's favorite country?
Feeling it and having written proof that the country is God's favorite is quite different...

the feeling alone without the Holy Spirit's direction way lead to misconceptions...

[Pete Sands]

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$400? Why not just by one of the states of Mexico?

'Cause Mexico is quite expensive... $400 wouldn't last more than a month (and rationing it very well)

[Pete Sands]

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Reverend, from what I have learned on the internet, the entire American continent (except Godly U.S.A) is a socialist police state, worse even than the socialist hellhole Eurostan. And socialist Africa... well let's just not "go" there. That leaves one or two holdout bastions of solid conservative values only in the world.

Internet says many things.
The only country with socialist polices is Cuba (which is quite open to it)
The others like Bolivia, Brasil, Uruguay, Venezuela and perhaps Argentina and Chile... from which Venezuela has a police against USA if I do recall...

but still... if you think you're having a bad time... the employment rates on other countries are quite low (why do you think some people travel to the US?).

[Carl the wop]

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ehm... citation needed that America is God's favorite country?
Feeling it and having written proof that the country is God's favorite is quite different...

the feeling alone without the Holy Spirit's direction way lead to misconceptions...

Excuse me? Citation? Are you serious?

[Matthew Hopkins]

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Excuse me? Citation? Are you serious?

The only thing this person is serious about is homosexualism, brother Carl.

Apparently his "knowledge" is gleaned from Wikipedia.

YBIC

[Carl the wop]

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You speak the truth, brother Matthew.. as usual..

[Pete Sands]

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The only thing this person is serious about is homosexualism, brother Carl.

Apparently his "knowledge" is gleaned from Wikipedia.

YBIC

Funny how the system works around here...
Someone doubts an statement not based on the bible (Like that the US is God's loved country, from there is not a single reference) and is rebuked by calling him/her either Gay or Dumb or what else... to which another one implies I'm totally agree with you. but you know what It's ok, I have met people like that before.

But what I do find outrageous is the lack of real deal as church. is not only to damn and mock those different than you... mocking brothers that were sent to deliver the message of salvation to other countries (like africa or even nepal in which there are people that worships rocks as their gods!!!).

Living in such a little world is depressing. and it is more that I can't see a message beyond "damnation to all but the white americans".

Someone forgot the meaning of the word Gospel (good news).

PS. the stripe of paper that "secures your salvation" is something SICK!

[Carl the wop]

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Funny how the system works around here...
Someone doubts an statement not based on the bible (Like that the US is God's loved country, from there is not a single reference) and is rebuked by calling him/her either Gay or Dumb or what else... to which another one implies I'm totally agree with you. but you know what It's ok, I have met people like that before.

But what I do find outrageous is the lack of real deal as church. is not only to damn and mock those different than you... mocking brothers that were sent to deliver the message of salvation to other countries (like africa or even nepal in which there are people that worships rocks as their gods!!!).

Living in such a little world is depressing. and it is more that I can't see a message beyond "damnation to all but the white americans".

Someone forgot the meaning of the word Gospel (good news).

PS. the stripe of paper that "secures your salvation" is something SICK!

Have fun burning in hell. Don't forget the SPF 1,000,000. It may come in handy..