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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12567

    #16
    Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

    Big Bird should be killed, not because Public Television should be defunded, which it should, but because Big Bird is effeminate.

    His high voice, skinny legs and obvious affecting for other males make it a no brainer he is queer. Have you ever seen a female big bird on PBS?
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #17
      Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      Big Bird should be killed, not because Public Television should be defunded, which it should, but because Big Bird is effeminate.

      His high voice, skinny legs and obvious affecting for other males make it a no brainer he is queer. Have you ever seen a female big bird on PBS?
      Big Bird is a HE?!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #18
        Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

        Fox News covered this a year ago.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ex-soccer player
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2012
          • 285

          #19
          Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

          Are the rumours true that Romney will replace Sesame Street with a Christian children's program with LBC producing the show? Will Godly Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle be the host? I'm sure Rebuko will be happy to join the show (if he's allowed near children at present), and Cursed and his glee club will make children sing out loud for the Lord.

          Great entertainment between Bible reading and homeschooling lessons
          Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

            Originally posted by Ex-soccer player View Post
            Are the rumours true that Romney will replace Sesame Street with a Christian children's program with LBC producing the show? Will Godly Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle be the host? I'm sure Rebuko will be happy to join the show (if he's allowed near children at present), and Cursed and his glee club will make children sing out loud for the Lord.

            Great entertainment between Bible reading and homeschooling lessons
            Did you read what Future President Romney said? He is going to KILL and EAT Big Bird (even though he likes Big Bird) This is about saving America from Socialism.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Did you read what Future President Romney said? He is going to KILL and EAT Big Bird (even though he likes Big Bird) This is about saving America from Socialism.
              Mitt Romney: "I love Big Bird! Tastes like chicken."
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #22
                Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Mitt Romney: "I love Big Bird! Tastes like chicken."
                I'm thinking that Bain Capital might be interested in a "Big Bird Fried Chicken" franchise – featuring an inflation fighting family style "Big Bird Bucket" to feed the whole family. Of course there will be "Big Bird Spicy Wings" with bleu cheese dipping sauce, and a Chinese style "Big Bird Feet" delicacy. Maybe Chick-fil-A is interested in expanding their menu, although they would have to downplay the possibility that Big Bird might be gay. Just thinking "outside the box" sort of speak.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #23
                  Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  I'm thinking that Bain Capital might be interested in a "Big Bird Fried Chicken" franchise – featuring an inflation fighting family style "Big Bird Bucket" to feed the whole family. Of course there will be "Big Bird Spicy Wings" with bleu cheese dipping sauce, and a Chinese style "Big Bird Feet" delicacy. Maybe Chick-fil-A is interested in expanding their menu, although they would have to downplay the possibility that Big Bird might be gay. Just thinking "outside the box" sort of speak.
                  They could do a jumbo chicken sandwich and call it the "Big Bird"!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #24
                    Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    They could do a jumbo chicken sandwich and call it the "Big Bird"!
                    What ever it is it is high time to COOK that BIRD with Colonel Mitt's special recipe !!!
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                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • H. Montague Worthington
                      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2716

                      #25
                      Re: Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

                      I, for one, will be happy and relieved when Big Bird and his ilk are out on the REAL street, and forced to fend for themselves like the 53% that pay taxes and earn their keep. The crypto-Commie denizens of Sesame Street have been mooching off America for long enough-- which wouldn't be so bad in itself, but they've been indoctrinating our children into the lazy, Socialist lifestyles of the Liberal elites.

                      I would make one exception in firing the lazy, liberal Sesame Street crew-- Count von Count could be very useful in a Romney administration to teach our children the ins and outs of vampire capitalism.

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