New petition for Mitt

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Now that Mitt denounced his cult, I move that we all sign a petition to push him to open the Yellowstone area for massive oil drilling. There are questionable amounts of oil somewhere under Yellowstone that, although stable since the Earth was formed, could possibly leak to the surface someday, destroying the pristine ecosystem, even though they are under nine thousand feet of rock. Just in case oil explorers find the oil, before the oil finds it's own way to the surface, massive pipeline systems should be built in a spiderweb across the entire area in preparation to rid the area of this terrible threat. Personally, I feel that the oil is directly under 'Old Faithful', but I'm not a geologist, just a home schooled Christian.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New petition for Mitt

I think we can take it from your research that there is vast amounts of oil in Yellowstone, particularly around the signs of God's handiwork.

I have considered any potential ecological damage, but the worst that could occur would be a slight spill, yet, in His Wisdom, God made oil waterproof, so even if it got on critters, etc, it would merely waterproof them which must be a blessing - I know I don't like getting rained on.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: New petition for Mitt

I think drilling in Yellowstone is something God would be pleased about.

There sits this socialist, publically owned land, where people drive campers back and forth for no apparent reason. Get rid of the campers, black bears and foxes and start producing useful oil.

The other waste of time is people who stand around waiting of "Old Faithful" to spout up water. A nice lawn sprinkler is just as beautiful.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: New petition for Mitt

I think that the Yellowstone National Park should be abolished and drilling for oil should start right away, it will rise the American economy above any other country, just like it should be. The national park should be made into hunting grounds for wealthy hunters. Unfortuently, Yellowstone happens to be located in socalist and gay enabling Wyoming which means that this cannot be done at the moment. What needs to be done is to remove Wyoming's status as a state, it doesn't live much more people there than in Iceland!