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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #1

    Romney Wins Final Debate!

    ROMNEY WINS FINAL DEBATE

    Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney crushed President Obama in tonight’s final debate.

    The final debate between President Barack Obama and Republican candidate Gov. Mitt Romney that took place at 9 p.m. Oct. 22nd in Boca Raton is over and… Mitt Romney absolutely demolished President Obama, according to all the mainstream media sources.

    President Barack Obama dodged and weaved when trying to answer questions about Libya and the Mid East, while Mitt Romney remained calm and just told the audience, “we can do better.”

    President Obama was caught in numerous half-truths when he was trying to explain why the administration blamed the attack in Libya on a half-baked video by a crazy person.

    “We are still looking into it,” the President reportedly told the audience. ”We should have an answer to what happened by 2016, after I’m out of office.”

    “Mitt Romney won the election tonight,” said former Clinton adviser, Paul Begala. ”According to my sources, President Obama will resign on November 6th and save the country from having to go through the expense of an election.”

    Mitt Romney seemed at ease when talking about foreign policy. “Look, China is screwing us over, so when I take office I think we should screw them back. Poland? I love sausage. England? A great place for a Mormon mission. Russia? My son is going to kick Putin’s a**..”

    “President Obama looked like a little boy next to Mitt Romney,” said Rachel Maddow of MSNBC. ”I’m going to vote for Mitt.:

    And in a surprising tweet, Bill Maher said, “I think we should all vote for Romney and then in January.. the revolution begins!”

    President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney were much more friendly toward each other for this debate. They were not as aggressive as last time, though Romney reportedly whispered to Obama, “contradict me again and I’m going to kick your leg.”

    Bob Schieffer of CBS moderated the debate. By all counts, he was better than Candy Crowley, but he also did help President Obama out whenever he could. In a discussion on Iran, Schieffer interrupted Romney to say, ”you’re flat-out wrong Governor, President Obama is not going to bomb Iran until after the election. And he may bomb Israel, too.”

    Polls conducted by MSNBC showed that President Obama won the debate with a 99% of viewers calling Romney the winner and only 1% calling Obama the winner. But that 1% then donated over $30 million to the Obama campaign, led by George Clooney.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Dutch Girl
    Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
    • Nov 2010
    • 283

    #2
    Re: Romney Wins Final Debate!

    Eh, the debate didn't even start yet.

    But then again, people believing literally everything in the Bible probably don't care for "facts".


    Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

    - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Romney Wins Final Debate!

      Pssst . . . Zeke . . . this story was "embargoed until 8PM Pacific Time". That means it's not supposed to run for another 2.5 hours . . . You know, after the debate?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Carl the wop
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 462

        #4
        Re: Romney Wins Final Debate!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        ROMNEY WINS FINAL DEBATE

        Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney crushed President Obama in tonight’s final debate.

        The final debate between President Barack Obama and Republican candidate Gov. Mitt Romney that took place at 9 p.m. Oct. 22nd in Boca Raton is over and… Mitt Romney absolutely demolished President Obama, according to all the mainstream media sources.

        President Barack Obama dodged and weaved when trying to answer questions about Libya and the Mid East, while Mitt Romney remained calm and just told the audience, “we can do better.”

        President Obama was caught in numerous half-truths when he was trying to explain why the administration blamed the attack in Libya on a half-baked video by a crazy person.

        “We are still looking into it,” the President reportedly told the audience. ”We should have an answer to what happened by 2016, after I’m out of office.”

        “Mitt Romney won the election tonight,” said former Clinton adviser, Paul Begala. ”According to my sources, President Obama will resign on November 6th and save the country from having to go through the expense of an election.”

        Mitt Romney seemed at ease when talking about foreign policy. “Look, China is screwing us over, so when I take office I think we should screw them back. Poland? I love sausage. England? A great place for a Mormon mission. Russia? My son is going to kick Putin’s a**..”

        “President Obama looked like a little boy next to Mitt Romney,” said Rachel Maddow of MSNBC. ”I’m going to vote for Mitt.:

        And in a surprising tweet, Bill Maher said, “I think we should all vote for Romney and then in January.. the revolution begins!”

        President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney were much more friendly toward each other for this debate. They were not as aggressive as last time, though Romney reportedly whispered to Obama, “contradict me again and I’m going to kick your leg.”

        Bob Schieffer of CBS moderated the debate. By all counts, he was better than Candy Crowley, but he also did help President Obama out whenever he could. In a discussion on Iran, Schieffer interrupted Romney to say, ”you’re flat-out wrong Governor, President Obama is not going to bomb Iran until after the election. And he may bomb Israel, too.”

        Polls conducted by MSNBC showed that President Obama won the debate with a 99% of viewers calling Romney the winner and only 1% calling Obama the winner. But that 1% then donated over $30 million to the Obama campaign, led by George Clooney.
        Thank you, Pastor. I need to have my God-sponsored talking points in order when I deal with the more-unwashed-than-me tomorrow.
        Recovering Catholic.

        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Romney Wins Final Debate!

          I'm so glad Obama brought his clock with him to the debate. It was refreshing to watch Romney clean it for him!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Romney Wins Final Debate!

            I don't believe this. The Internet Libertards have decided to mock Romney yet again.

            For those who missed it, Future President Romney criticized the US Navy by mentioning it has fewer ships now than in 1916. Soon-to-be-Ex-President Obama responded that the Navy also has fewer horses and bayonets, and that now the Navy has these things called "aircraft carriers" which planes land on and take off from, and these boats that go underwater called "nuclear submarines".



            Somehow, this incredibly rude outburst has been turned into mockery not of the boorish Obama, but of Romney!

            However, lots of people discover the procedure overwhelming - maybe not the very least simply...






            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22867

              #7
              Re: Romney Wins Final Debate!

              I watched that debate - those demoncrats will be weeping tears! Obama might have well have been an empty chair - every time the Darkie opened his mouth he put his foot in it.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Godfly
                Descended from Rapes
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 1552

                #8
                Re: Romney Wins Final Debate!

                Romney exposed the yellow streak that exists in all American negros.
                Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Romney Wins Final Debate!

                  Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                  Romney exposed the yellow streak that exists in all American negros.
                  I must have missed that scene . . . did he strip Obama naked and flog him?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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