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I am very angry! I had an appointment made,paid for my ticket to Manilla, and was all ready to get a new kidney that would help my health tremendously. Then the darned catholic government in the Phillipines says they can’t sell kidneys to “foreigners” anymore!
To make matters worse the airline won’t refund my money! So now I’m stuck with a round trip ticket to Manilla for nothing! I guess I could pick up a bride, but I’ve grown used to being single.
So I was sitting in a pub having a beer and reflecting upon God’s will. I must have appeared to be in deep thought for somebody came around to talk to me. Of course it was some damned hippy libral! Here’s the conversation as I recall it:
DHL: You look sad my friend. Can I help you?
Me: No. (My Homo alert was on high!)
DHL: Are you sure? You were sitting here all alone and I thought you could use a friend.
Me: I have a friend. His name is Jesus and that’s the Christian one, not some Mexican!
DHL: Jesus is great. His compassion and love are examples to us all. We should all love our brothers and live in peace.
Me: What are you, some kind of hippy? What’s your blood type anyway?
DHL: What? My blood type?
Me: Have you ever been to the Phillipines?
DHL: Wait a minute! You’re not telling me you were going to buy an organ?
Me: No, a kidney! But now I’ve been ripped off by the airlines and I’m out a couple of thousand dollars!
DHL: Good! How can you claim to love Jesus and buy body parts from other people?
Me: Excuse me, but where in the Bible does it say not to offer a poor person a helping hand? How typical of you librals! Always saying you’re trying to help the poor! But you don’t! You ever give a poor Mexican a job mowing your lawn so he can feed his 10 kids? No! You just want to give them welfare so they can’t ever get a decent living! You need to think about that poor Philipino who was counting on my money to help his family! What’s he going to do now? So, I, a decent Christian am going to stay sick and some poor guy can’t feed his family! You think that’s right?
Then I threw my beer in his face and walked out. I just can’t stand those librals trying to act like they’re good people. Let’s name some librals, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Min, hitler, etc…
Nice people one and all. The real good guys are those who allow people to be responsible for themselves and devolp, not rely on the government to do everything!
To make matters worse the airline won’t refund my money! So now I’m stuck with a round trip ticket to Manilla for nothing! I guess I could pick up a bride, but I’ve grown used to being single.
So I was sitting in a pub having a beer and reflecting upon God’s will. I must have appeared to be in deep thought for somebody came around to talk to me. Of course it was some damned hippy libral! Here’s the conversation as I recall it:
DHL: You look sad my friend. Can I help you?
Me: No. (My Homo alert was on high!)
DHL: Are you sure? You were sitting here all alone and I thought you could use a friend.
Me: I have a friend. His name is Jesus and that’s the Christian one, not some Mexican!
DHL: Jesus is great. His compassion and love are examples to us all. We should all love our brothers and live in peace.
Me: What are you, some kind of hippy? What’s your blood type anyway?
DHL: What? My blood type?
Me: Have you ever been to the Phillipines?
DHL: Wait a minute! You’re not telling me you were going to buy an organ?
Me: No, a kidney! But now I’ve been ripped off by the airlines and I’m out a couple of thousand dollars!
DHL: Good! How can you claim to love Jesus and buy body parts from other people?
Me: Excuse me, but where in the Bible does it say not to offer a poor person a helping hand? How typical of you librals! Always saying you’re trying to help the poor! But you don’t! You ever give a poor Mexican a job mowing your lawn so he can feed his 10 kids? No! You just want to give them welfare so they can’t ever get a decent living! You need to think about that poor Philipino who was counting on my money to help his family! What’s he going to do now? So, I, a decent Christian am going to stay sick and some poor guy can’t feed his family! You think that’s right?
Then I threw my beer in his face and walked out. I just can’t stand those librals trying to act like they’re good people. Let’s name some librals, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Min, hitler, etc…
Nice people one and all. The real good guys are those who allow people to be responsible for themselves and devolp, not rely on the government to do everything!
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