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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572

    #1

    Obama's State Of The Union Speech: a True Christian(tm) rebuttal



    Obama calls Jesus "a freak" and His loving acts to punish us for sin "a coincidence":

    On climate change: “We can choose to believe that Superstorm Sandy, and the most severe drought in decades, and the worst wildfires some states have ever seen were all just a freak coincidence. Or we can choose to believe in the overwhelming judgment of science — and act before it’s too late.”

    Confessing to voter fraud, he says that the dead deserve to vote: “Gabby Giffords deserves a vote. The families of Newtown deserve a vote. The families of Aurora deserve a vote. The families of Oak Creek, and Tucson, and Blacksburg, and the countless other communities ripped open by gun violence — they deserve a simple vote.

    THEY ALREADY COULD VOTE, before they got themselves killed by being too lazy to take simple precautions, like buying bulletproof backpacks, or going to an exclusive private school with better security.

    “After all, why would we choose to make deeper cuts to education and Medicare just to protect special interest tax breaks? How is that fair? How does that promote growth?”

    It's called INCENTIVE: don't have enough money to hire lobbyists to write loopholes into the tax code for you? Work harder and you will!

    On infrastructure porkulus: “And I know that you want these job-creating projects in your districts. I’ve seen you all at the ribbon-cuttings”

    I'll admit, he does like to cut ribbons. It reminds him of breaking white hymens.

    On immigration: “Real reform means establishing a responsible pathway to earned citizenship — a path that includes passing a background check, paying taxes and a meaningful penalty, learning English, and going to the back of the line behind the folks trying to come here legally.”

    The invaders already ARE CITIZENS: of Mexico, Puerto Rico, or whatever third-world cell pool they crawled out of. They don't need a "path" to that citizenship, they just need a deportation.

    Admits he has no balls: "And we’ll work to strengthen families by removing the financial deterrents to marriage for lower-income couples, and doing more to encourage fatherhood — what makes you a man isn’t the ability to conceive a child; it’s having the courage to raise one."

    Speak for yourself, pre-op.

    “And, where necessary, through a range of capabilities, we will continue to take direct action against those terrorists who pose the gravest threat to Americans.”

    I've never heard of a white flag being called a "capability", or surrender being called a "direct action".
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-17-2013, 09:12 PM.
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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Obama's State Of The Union Speech: a True Christian™ rebuttal

    I would just like to take time to as a TRUE Christian American (white, Baptist Republican) this whole immigration thing is hogwash. Every time something goes wrong people think they can pack up and move somewhere else. Do you see TRUE Christians doing that? NO!

    People should stay were their ancestors came from and not steal land and jobs from other like theses Mexicans who are trying to steal Iowa from us REAL (as in white) Americans.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Obama's State Of The Union Speech: a True Christian™ rebuttal

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      I would just like to take time to as a TRUE Christian American (white, Baptist Republican) this whole immigration thing is hogwash. Every time something goes wrong people think they can pack up and move somewhere else. Do you see TRUE Christians doing that? NO!

      People should stay were their ancestors came from and not steal land and jobs from other like theses Mexicans who are trying to steal Iowa from us REAL (as in white) Americans.
      Amen brother! When Barack Obama talks about "immigration," what he really means is "let's open up the flood gates and let every burrito-chomper into America and take away all the jobs that NORMAL PEOPLE's ancestors fought for years ago!"
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Paragon of virtue
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2013
        • 547

        #4
        Re: Obama's State Of The Union Speech: a True Christian™ rebuttal

        Obama's instructions for making a speech:

        1. Shuck

        2. Jive

        3. Repeat


        Each and every "illegal" immigrant already have a status. That status being "illegal". The best they can hope for is deportation. Personally, I would let them sit in jail a little while, maybe clean up some highways--and then deport them. They don't get sent to the back of the line...they are removed from the line and never allowed to return to it. Do that a few times and the immigration problem is solved.

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        • Seth Campbell
          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1565

          #5
          Re: Obama's State Of The Union Speech: a True Christian™ rebuttal

          Well I'm glad somebody's keeping an eye on him. Personally I want to puke everytime I see him on the TV.

          Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post



          Obama calls Jesus "a freak" and His loving acts to punish us for sin "a coincidence":

          On climate change: “We can choose to believe that Superstorm Sandy, and the most severe drought in decades, and the worst wildfires some states have ever seen were all just a freak coincidence. Or we can choose to believe in the overwhelming judgment of science — and act before it’s too late.”
          I am so tired of this "climate change" hoopla. Have you ever noticed that the LWM always says the same thing? "THIS IS THE WORST STORM TO HIT THE EAST COAST IN 100 YEARS!!!!

          Well if there were storms this bad 100 years ago, what was causing them then?


          Confessing to voter fraud, he says that the dead deserve to vote: “Gabby Giffords deserves a vote. The families of Newtown deserve a
          vote. The families of Aurora deserve a vote. The families of Oak Creek, and
          Tucson, and Blacksburg, and the countless other communities ripped open by gun
          violence — they deserve a simple vote.





          THEY ALREADY COULD VOTE, before they got themselves killed by being too lazy
          to take simple precautions, like buying bulletproof backpacks, or going to an exclusive
          private school with better security.
          So is he saying that he's going to let us Americans vote on gun control? Of course he isn't. He only wants to hear votes from people who agree with him. That foolish picture that Liz put up about him "proving he understands us gun owners" was a joke. Anyone who shot like that is probably going to break their cheek bone.



          “After all, why would we choose to make deeper cuts to
          education and Medicare just to protect special interest tax breaks? How is that
          fair? How does that promote growth?”





          It's called INCENTIVE: don't have enough money to hire lobbyists to write
          loopholes into the tax code for you? Work harder and you will!

          I love this one. Hey people, WAKE UP! You know when the government talks about closing "tax loopholes" what they're really saying is we're going to take away all of your write-offs, AKA your deductions. So yeah, lets close those loopholes that give rich people the right to write off their factories where people work. After all, it's much better if we all just sit around on the stoops drinkin our 40's and shootin squirrel. Oh right, can't shoot the squirrels, they took my gun.


          On infrastructure porkulus: “And I know that you want
          these job-creating projects in your districts. I’ve seen you all at the
          ribbon-cuttings”





          I'll admit, he does like to cut ribbons. It reminds him of breaking white
          hymens.
          Of course he likes to cut ribbons, it makes him look like he actually did something (hint: he didn't) Instead he increases taxes on the people who are building the factories where people can work and making it so difficult to open a factory here that the companies move to China where they can do business.


          On immigration: “Real reform means establishing a
          responsible pathway to earned citizenship — a path that includes passing a
          background check, paying taxes and a meaningful penalty, learning English, and
          going to the back of the line behind the folks trying to come here
          legally.”





          The invaders already ARE CITIZENS: of Mexico, Puerto Rico, or whatever
          third-world cell pool they crawled out of. They don't need a "path" to that
          citizenship, they just need a deportation.
          Really? Since when did he start caring about English? Oh, I also like that he's not refusing illegals entry, they just go to the back of the line. Yeah, that's effective.

          Oh and you want to know about paths into this country? I know some people along the border in AZ that could tell you about paths into this country.


          Admits he has no balls: "And we’ll work to strengthen
          families by removing the financial deterrents to marriage for lower-income
          couples, and doing more to encourage fatherhood — what makes you a man isn’t
          the ability to conceive a child; it’s having the courage to raise
          one."





          Speak for yourself, pre-op.
          Says the man who has nannies raising his kids. The day I take fatherhood lessons from a negro is the day I shoot myself.

          “And, where necessary, through a range of capabilities, we will continue to take direct action against those terrorists who pose the gravest threat to Americans.”

          I've never heard of a white flag being called a "capability", or surrender being called a "direct action".
          When he says "terrorist" he means legal gun owners, not his Nigerian mudslime cousins.
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • Free Market Fred
            The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2009
            • 803

            #6
            Re: Obama's State Of The Union Speech: a True Christian™ rebuttal

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Amen brother! When Barack HUSSEIN Obama talks about "immigration," what he really means is "let's open up the flood gates and let every burrito-chomper into America and take away all the jobs
            Amen, Pastor Zeke. The only reason why my company hires imported burrito-chompers to harvest tomatoes, work at fast food restaurants, slaughter cows, handle toxic waste, clean our offices, provide "comfort" to corporate executives, etc, is because of that socialist minimum wage. I don't subscribe to the widely-held belief that Americans don't want to do those kinds of jobs anymore - they'll do 'em alright, if they're desperate enough and it's made a condition of their parole (thanks "War On Drugs," hey, hey).

            Another bureaucratic regulation that stifles American entrepreneurs are those ridiculous child-labor laws. Down in Mexico they got no such laws - thus, beaner kids as young as age five already have good job skills like sewing, welding, brickmaking, coal mining, etc.


            Beaner kids learn to carry their weight (literally) at an early age

            It's time we got the bleeding-heart liberals and union thugs out of labor law making (what business is it of theirs anyway?), and let the corporate job creators write ALL the legislation. This will bring jobs back to America's shores and revive our export industries. Even countries with all kinds of barriers to free trade, like China, are willing to buy US products - like coal, timber and surplus nuclear warheads - if the price is right.


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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12597

              #7
              Re: Obama's State Of The Union Speech: a True Christian™ rebuttal

              When "their President" (not ours) refers to "closing tax loopholds, he means you and I have to be ready with receipts for our deductions. It just isn't right.

              The rule should be, if we think we owe something for a government service, we'll pay for it. Otherwise, we don't owe any stinking taxes, period.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: Obama's State Of The Union Speech: a True Christian™ rebuttal

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                When "their President" (not ours) refers to "closing tax loopholds, he means you and I have to be ready with receipts for our deductions. It just isn't right.

                The rule should be, if we think we owe something for a government service, we'll pay for it. Otherwise, we don't owe any stinking taxes, period.
                Even if we were allowed to allocate our taxes where we saw fit.
                Drama queen

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