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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12573

    #1

    There is Nothing Wrong With a Hello Kitty Semi Automatic

    It just annoys me when someone who seems to be a conservative businessman, gun owner and perhaps a nominal Christian starts complaining when Godly gun manufacturere start marketing guns to children. We need clever marketing ideas to get kids used to the idea we all need to own guns.

    I'm going to write this guy and give him a piece of my mind.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: There is Nothing Wrong With a Hello Kitty Semi Automatic

    God blessed me with two sons, but if I was unfortunate enough to have a daughter, I'd certainly give her this.

    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • Harold Law
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 136

      #3
      Re: There is Nothing Wrong With a Hello Kitty Semi Automatic

      This is wonderful. I think it's about time I share my idea of a Blue's Clues M-103 grenade launcher for toddlers.
      Ephesians 5:22-24
      22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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      • Paragon of virtue
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2013
        • 547

        #4
        Re: There is Nothing Wrong With a Hello Kitty Semi Automatic

        As a recovering addict, my only concern about the Hello Kitty Semi Auto is that if a boy should get his hands on one, it may lead to homerism...or even worse bronyism. I guess this is one gun that should stay locked in your closet unless you do have daughters. Of lesser concern is the fact that most Hello Kitty products are crap aside from the lucrative license of the character. I would be more inclined to purchase my own Semi Auto and then give it a custom paint job with the Hello Kitty decals. You could even paint a righteous Bible verse like

        I Samuel 15:3

        Now that would be a great birthday present for any daughter or wife!

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        • Seth Campbell
          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1565

          #5
          Re: There is Nothing Wrong With a Hello Kitty Semi Automatic

          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
          God blessed me with two sons, but if I was unfortunate enough to have a daughter, I'd certainly give her this.

          I have nothing against guns for children, but I don't like the chink influence on this.

          Browning has their "micro-hunter" line
          CZ has their "scout" line
          Connecticut Valley "Youth" line
          Keystone "Crickett" line
          Mossberg their "Bantam" line

          Almost every manufacturer has a youth line, some in pink for the girls. But I'd rather go for a good American Made rifle than something from the chinks that will blow up in my daughters face.
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • Godfly
            Descended from Rapes
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 1552

            #6
            Re: There is Nothing Wrong With a Hello Kitty Semi Automatic

            Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
            I have nothing against guns for children, but I don't like the chink influence on this.

            Browning has their "micro-hunter" line
            CZ has their "scout" line
            Connecticut Valley "Youth" line
            Keystone "Crickett" line
            Mossberg their "Bantam" line

            Almost every manufacturer has a youth line, some in pink for the girls. But I'd rather go for a good American Made rifle than something from the chinks that will blow up in my daughters face.
            At least it's a jap, their the hard working kind of Mexicans. If it was that lazy Speedy Gonzoles there might be a problem.
            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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            • Free Market Fred
              The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2009
              • 803

              #7
              Re: There is Nothing Wrong With a Hello Kitty Semi Automatic

              Ever since Bill "Gays-in-the-Military" Clinton, our armed forces have been attacked from within by the homer cult. Now Obama is determined to finish the job. Here's what the liberals are doing to our once-proud country:


              Hummer in Iraq: Al Qaeda is laughing at us!


              National Guard troops in the 2012 Gay Pride Parade, San Francisco


              Pistol issued to San Francisco
              police officers



              Even the once manly lumberjack profession is falling
              to the homer onslaught



              San Francisco mayor's mansion after being redecorated
              to honor National Gay Marriage Day



              Hello Kitty - a Satanic homer cult

              The obvious solution is to vote Republican. Before it's too late!
              Praise Jesus!
              Brother Fred
              CEO, The Uranus Corporation
              Put your faith in Uranus!

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