Mrs. Marcus Backman leaving congress

[Godfly]

Tired of having his dinner cold Marcus Bachman finly grew a pair and ordered his wife back to the kitchen. I won't lie I'll miss the old gal but maybe it's time for a younger and prettier face for the Tea Party.

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[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Mrs. Marcus Backman leaving congress

I think this means she is going to put all her effort into the presidential campaign of 2016! A ticket with both Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin on it would be undefeatable and allow us to finally get Biblical laws in America. With a high priority for Leviticus 20:13 of course. I cannot wait for Obama to get replaced by a decent God fearing Republican. Every day with Obama as our president is a sad day for America.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mrs. Marcus Backman leaving congress

I think this means she is going to put all her effort into the presidential campaign of 2016!.

I called up Marc and asked what he was going to have her do next. He said he was tired of making his own coffee in the morning and wasn't going to put up with it anymore. That's all I can tell you.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Mrs. Marcus Backman leaving congress

The official Catholic clothing folks in Palermo tell me that they recently received a questionable order from what turns out to be the Bachmann family, who are not qualified to purchase ceremonial Catholic garb.

The order was for several Altar Boy outfits and related anoraks that would never have fit the corpulent 'man' of the house so one is left to speculate that they were destined for her wardrobe. It seems Mr. Bachmann was keen to dress his wife quite differently from the fashions she has employed while in Washington.





Bless you, my confused cornfederates,
Father Mo




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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Mrs. Marcus Backman leaving congress

This just goes to prove that no REAL American (as in white, male, Baptist Republican) like Mrs Backman can speak her mind in America now. Between the thought police in the Liberal Lame Stream Media like Fox News and Obama's goons in the IRS today Baptists are treated just like we are blacks.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Mrs. Marcus Backman leaving congress

This just goes to prove that no REAL American (as in white, male, Baptist Republican) like Mrs Backman can speak her mind in America now. Between the thought police in the Liberal Lame Stream Media like Fox News and Obama's goons in the IRS today Baptists are treated just like we are blacks.

Brother, the persecution that hovers over Christianity today is just horrifying. I pray every day for relief, but the LORD presses upon my spirit to know that no relief is forthcoming any time soon. If this kind of persecution were to befall blacks, or jews, or muslims, or any other brown immigrants, you can believe the government would raise taxes and offer aid. The double standard with these secularists is amazing.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Mrs. Marcus Backman leaving congress

I'd just like to let you all know that my company has offered a job to Mrs Bachmann as a "Coffee-making Supervisor" for a cool $1 million per year. Her responsibilities will include checking to make sure that a fresh pot of coffee gets made every morning at corporate headquarters. She won't actually have to make it herself - our secretary will do that - but rather she will supervise the process. Mrs Bachmann actually doesn't need to come into the office, but rather can supervise the coffee-making remotely via a webcam (whenever she feels like it, not necessarily every day).

I won't to make sure you all know - so that there is no misunderstanding - that our decision to hire Mrs Bachmann was only because she is uniquely well-qualified for the job, and has nothing to do whatsoever with all the legislation that our lobbyists wrote and she rubberstamped and pushed through the Senate. All this nonsense the liberals spout about a "revolving door" between Congress and private industry is a lie designed to discredit God-fearing Republicans who don't even know the meaning of the word "corruption."

By the way, we've also hired Mrs Bachmann's eldest son, Buford, as a "nutrition consultant." He advises menu selections for the employee cafeteria. Just yesterday he came up with a recipe for a "Twinkies Salad."


Buford Bachmann

Just one look at him, and I'm sure you'll agree that he is the best candidate for the position, and his family relationships had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with our decision to hire him. I actually think he has great potential, and when he gets a little older my company will seriously consider backing him in a run for either the House or Senate. Without a doubt, he will fit right in with his Republican colleagues in Congress. Who knows, he could someday become another Ronald Reagan!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mrs. Marcus Backman leaving congress

I'd just like to let you all know that my company has offered a job to Mrs Bachmann as a "Coffee-making Supervisor" for a cool $1 million per year. Her responsibilities will include checking to make sure that a fresh pot of coffee gets made every morning at corporate headquarters.

Thank you, Free Market, for offering a job to Mrs. Bachman. I was worried she would go out on a speaking tour and leave Marcus to make his own breakfast. This should keep him happy and away from manly temptations toward other women.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Mrs. Marcus Backman leaving congress

Thank you, Free Market, for offering a job to Mrs. Bachman. I was worried she would go out on a speaking tour and leave Marcus to make his own breakfast. This should keep him happy and away from manly temptations toward other women.

Amen, Brother Johny. I'm sure that Marcus is relieved that breakfast will be on the table every morning. And he needs his nutrition as he's a busy man, with his booming business of curing faggots through prayer. He's very devoted to his work, putting in long days, talking to clients in group therapy sessions and even taking one every now and then into the back room for a free private consultation.

As for Michelle, I know she'll be missed on Capitol Hill. She was an impressive speaker - many of her male colleagues often commented that she had great "oral skills." During a Republican fundraiser and family values conference in Arlington, Virginia, one dazed-looking pastor told me that "God has given Michelle Bachmann superhuman skills - she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose."


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The Lord has truly blessed the Republican Party with a talented woman like Mrs Bachmann. She is truly a national treasure!


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