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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #1

    Obama has a new campaign theme song.

    Well he did it. That PERSON managed to trick the most gullible of Americans, Democrats, into voting for him so he's their nominee for the WHITE House. Seems logical the weakest party would choose the weakest candidate to run for a powerful office they can't possibly win against American War Hero John "old glory" McCain.
    Now it appears that the Obama cultists have recruited all his dope dealing ghetto buddies to write a campaign theme song. Truly this should be the end of Obama but as we all know, he is seemingly criticism proof. Satan has a protective shield over this high yellow fellow and somehow, someway he is going to walk away from this with his stinky hair still shiny. Mind you I didn't listen to it all, just a little bit and I heard "Vote Obama" and "White women" and "Nigga wipeout" so I know it's blatantly offensive. I didn't even know blacks could surf or what it has to do with voting but I'm not a black so no wonder. Maybe Remy can translate.
    *WARNING*
    This link contains niggerisms and ghetto language that could possibly be offensive if deciphered! Listen at your own risk!

    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #2
    Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

    I admit that I couldn't make out much of what those porch monkeys were shouting, but I think I heard one of them say that Obsama has promised every nigra a brand new Lexus once he takes over the presidency.

    This is a disgraceful day in our Godly nation. Jesus, come quiclkly!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Buford T Scoggins
      Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2007
      • 911

      #3
      Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I admit that I couldn't make out much of what those porch monkeys were shouting, but I think I heard one of them say that Obsama has promised every nigra a brand new Lexus once he takes over the presidency.
      If Obama becomes president, we're gonna be riding around in donkey carts just like they do over in Africa.

      yours in Christ,
      Brother Buford

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

        I heard a good campaign song on the secular radio today. Wish I could Reproduce it for y'all. It went:

        Obama's black!
        McCain is White!
        McCain is short!
        Barack has height!

        Played as a public service to illustrate the differences between them, I suppose, so that one doesn't mix them up on Election Day.

        Three Dog Night fans would really like this tune

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #5
          Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

          I have asked several folks at the feed store about this song and no one understands what that fat one is saying. I know it's something about surfing(wipe out) and Obama but no one can make out the connection. I thought colored people didn't like water.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • Eugene Hackwith
            Farmer for Christ™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 736

            #6
            Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            I have asked several folks at the feed store about this song and no one understands what that fat one is saying. I know it's something about surfing(wipe out) and Obama but no one can make out the connection. I thought colored people didn't like water.
            The closest they get to water is when it's of the melon variety, I've heard.
            A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

            Psalm 139:19-20
            Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
            For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              I have asked several folks at the feed store about this song and no one understands what that fat one is saying. I know it's something about surfing(wipe out) and Obama but no one can make out the connection. I thought colored people didn't like water.
              They don't Brother Marshall. Remember watching them flounder in the pool at boot camp?


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3322

                #8
                Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

                Most of the colored I went to Parris with either washed out or ended up in the Mess Tent cooking.
                Something about them not being allowed to fire their weapons sideways threw them off.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • Mr. Jingles
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 574

                  #9
                  Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

                  Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                  Most of the colored I went to Parris with either washed out or ended up in the Mess Tent cooking.
                  Something about them not being allowed to fire their weapons sideways threw them off.
                  I'm sure they were heartbroken that they weren't allowed to wear their helmets backwards or drink malt liquor in the barracks.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22869

                    #10
                    Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

                    Awful, just awful! I didn't understand a word. Who is the large pie-stealer with the sore throat? Is that Obama's proposed Secretary of Defense or his nomination for the Supreme Court?
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3322

                      #11
                      Re: Obama has a new campaign theme song.

                      I figured from that charm on his necklace he was Obamas former drug dealer. Maybe Michelles ex pimp or something.
                      Hard to tell with all that jungle jibberish and sex beats happening all at once. I do know that all those blacks on stage were up to no good.

                      I just think that it's amazing that even with this video clip Obama is still being paraded around on the Liberal Media like some sort of religious figure. Still begging for change everywhere too. Whats he going to do with all that change once he gets it? He must wash a lot of cars to need all those coins.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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