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  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574

    #1

    Pay 10 dollars a gallon for gas? You bet!

    Watching oil prices go through the ceiling only makes me want to praise Jesus even more. All of this money helps to go towards killing more mooslims. Moreover, welfare-collecting single mothers, mexicans & nigras won't be able to afford to drive to the voting polls in November, guaranteeing that Barak OSatan won't stand a chance of being elected President. God is truly with us today.
  • LoganJ
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2008
    • 12

    #2
    Re: Pay 10 dollars a gallon for gas? You bet!

    Right, because the republican's idea of helping fund the war with gas taxes is a gas tax free holiday.

    If anything, the group that's profiting from increased gas prices are middle eastern oil companies that have a vice grip on america's testicles.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Pay 10 dollars a gallon for gas? You bet!

      Originally posted by LoganJ View Post
      Right, because the republican's idea of helping fund the war with gas taxes is a gas tax free holiday.

      If anything, the group that's profiting from increased gas prices are middle eastern oil companies that have a vice grip on america's testicles.

      You silly. The group that's profiting is your friendly neighbor to the north. We export a million plus barrels a day to you - more than any other nation. We're rolling in devalued American bucks!!

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      • Buford T Scoggins
        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2007
        • 911

        #4
        Re: Pay 10 dollars a gallon for gas? You bet!

        Well, we wouldn't have to pay $10/gallon for gas if the federal government does like President-elect McCain says and gets rid of the gas tax. Everyone knows that 90% of the price of gas is federal tax, which is used to pay for welfare and food stamps. I wouldn't mind paying it if the money was used for something worthwhile, like war.

        Anyway, there are some patriotic folks out there who got another solution:



        I urge everybody to go to their web site (http://www.americansolutions.com/Default.aspx) and sign up, and buy the bumper sticker. If there's one thing that Americans are good at, it's saving the world by putting bumper stickers on our cars. Look at all the "Support the Troops" bumper stickers and yellow ribbons. Bet the Arabs were quaking in their boots when they saw that! Another thing you can do to make a real change is put an American flag in your yard - the bigger, the better. And of course, wear an American flag lapel pin!

        All this BS about increasing gas mileage requirements, riding a homo bicycle, or using Commie public transportation is just something the liberals want so they can take over. They wanna take away our SUVs and our guns.

        Now, 'scuse me while I take my Thorazine.

        YIC,
        Buford
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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        The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
        - Rush Limbaugh

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22875

          #5
          Re: Pay 10 dollars a gallon for gas? You bet!

          Godless Britain is suffering as gas there hits $18 a gallon Fortunately, God's Emissary on earth, President Bush has agreed to allow the Brits to purge their sins by sending more troops on the Crusade to Islamofascist Afghanistan. Doubtless, when British have killed sufficient of His enemies, God will smile on them and the price of gas will drop.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #6
            Re: Pay 10 dollars a gallon for gas? You bet!

            Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
            Well, we wouldn't have to pay $10/gallon for gas if the federal government does like President-elect McCain says and gets rid of the gas tax. Everyone knows that 90% of the price of gas is federal tax, which is used to pay for welfare and food stamps. I wouldn't mind paying it if the money was used for something worthwhile, like war.

            Anyway, there are some patriotic folks out there who got another solution:



            I urge everybody to go to their web site (http://www.americansolutions.com/Default.aspx) and sign up, and buy the bumper sticker.
            From a True Christian perspective, this site could be construed as pornographic.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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