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  • #16
    Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

    Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post

    Now what would you choose?

    American Muscle

    Or these pussies:
    Thank you Brother Hackworth so much for reinforcing my message. Folks need to quite worrying about Albino Arctic Rats and start worrying about filling our tanks with Godly OIL! And I can't even believe liberals are so dumb that they don't think my husband can power his Turbo Diesel Truck with some seal squeezins.

    The best way to kill a seal is with a Hakapik, which is similar to a pick axe. Just drive that pick right through the skull and you'll have enough bio-diesel to go at least 20 miles. HOPEFUL MOTHER GLENDORA
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • #17
      Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

      Why not put some effort into further developing a full electic vehicle? The technology is there, it just needs to have some 'bugs' worked out. A full electric car can easily out perform a gas powered car. More torque, higher top speed, quicker off the line. If you don't believe me then take a look at the Tesla Roadster. Don't believe me then he's two examples of what an electric car can do.

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      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-20-2008, 06:27 AM. Reason: satanic links deleted

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      • #18
        Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

        Originally posted by bung79 View Post
        Why not put some effort into further developing a full electic vehicle? The technology is there, it just needs to have some 'bugs' worked out. A full electric car can easily out perform a gas powered car. More torque, higher top speed, quicker off the line. If you don't believe me then take a look at the Tesla Roadster. Don't believe me then he's two examples of what an electric car can do.

        [satanic links deleted]
        We do not allow unsaved maggot eating abo scum to post links to satanic websites on God's favorite forum. You should count your blessings that kangaroos don't have much oil in them, or we'd be all over your island cesspool, bunger.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          We do not allow unsaved maggot eating abo scum to post links to satanic websites on God's favorite forum. You should count your blessings that kangaroos don't have much oil in them, or we'd be all over your island cesspool, bunger.
          Try to post something sensible and have a proper discussion and you act like a total spastic.

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          • #20
            Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

            Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post

            Or these pussies:
            I don't trust anything with eyes that black. It looks like a demon, or a demon-worshipping goth. It's true what they say: the eyes are the window to the soul. And also a good place to jab a flick-knife.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #21
              Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              I don't trust anything with eyes that black. It looks like a demon, or a demon-worshipping goth. It's true what they say: the eyes are the window to the soul. And also a good place to jab a flick-knife.
              You been watching Supernatural again haven't you.

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              • #22
                Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!



                Swee' Jesus! that thing is such a pussy that even I, as a Lady cannot tolerate the very thought of it!

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                • #23
                  Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  I looked up Seal Hunting and it says, Now that seems just like the sort of thing that the under-10 Landover Provisional True Christian Scouts could get into. I’m thinking that we could import 100 or so cubs for practice and hand out proficiency badges for the skill and another set for extracting oil.
                  Now that's a fine idea!
                  Maybe you could organize a seal-killing campout in Alaska or wherever? Maybe convert some Eskimeaux while you're at it.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

                    Originally posted by bung79 View Post
                    You expect a gas station attendant to know the break down of gas prices? Too funny. They're employed to simply take your money when you fill up. They don't set the prices.
                    You ignorant retard - why would they NOT know the specifics of a supply and demand driven economy? Are you stupid, of course they all know exactly what they are doing, they get commissions and royalties, duh.... Not to mention the fact that all gas station employees are in bed with the sand nigras!
                    Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                    • #25
                      Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

                      Originally posted by Converter View Post
                      Now that's a fine idea!
                      Maybe you could organize a seal-killing campout in Alaska or wherever?
                      We have yearly trips to Godless Canada for just such a purpose. One more reason to study your Bible, Pray hard, and Tithe robustly to Landover (via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page). For only True Christian™ Men are allowed to sign up for the privilege of clubbing baby seals to death (and hunting wolves) with Pastors like me.


                      Originally posted by Converter View Post
                      Maybe convert some Eskimeaux while you're at it.
                      As far as I can tell from a lifetime of studying the Holy Scriptures, only human beings are able to be Saved™ by the Grace of Jesus. So the blubber chewers up north don't qualify, sorry.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

                        Originally posted by Converter View Post
                        Maybe convert some Eskimeaux while you're at it.
                        Actually, now I come to think of it, I wonder if it'd be possible to make oil out of those snow negroes...
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          I don't trust anything with eyes that black. It looks like a demon, or a demon-worshipping goth. It's true what they say: the eyes are the window to the soul. And also a good place to jab a flick-knife.
                          You said a mouthful there Brother! No wonder people go around clubbing these horrible animals over the head. It looks positively EVIL!!!!!!!!
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                          • #28
                            Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

                            I see nothing wrong in hunting seals, remember, they are just animals, and animals don't feel anything.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

                              That's true. They have no souls and when they are dead they have no concerns at all. For them there is no heaven or hell.

                              Seals are a good source of oil and over the last 6000 years layers of seals have been put down in Alaska for us to exploit. The trouble is that the Russkies are slant-drilling to get at the huge supplies!
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                              • #30
                                Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

                                Fortuently we have Sarah Palin doing the job with these filthy and dangerous animals in Alaska(a part of the Godly USA), its thanks to her that Americans in Alaska arent eaten by bears and wolves every day, its because she protects humans. The animals that Sarah Palin shoots is very dangerous animals like bears, wolves and seals, yes, seals can also be dangerous, you know they have sharp teeth and if they bite a human in the throat, that human might die, is that what the animal activist hippies wants Alaska to be like?! And why should we care about what animals feel? Humans are like God over animals, we can do anything we want with them(as long as it doesnt involve sex of course), animals have no souls, they wont go to heaven or hell, they wont go anywere, so why should we care about them?
                                And for hippies who might claim that seals arent dangerous, you seriously think that an animal with teeths this big cant kill a human?!

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