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    Various comments from Christian Voter's Guide thread

    I've repented of my support for the family-hating pervert Rudy Guiliani and am now supporting John McCain.

    Right now I'm working on a signature that best shows why I support him.

    I think the current one speaks for itself. What do you think?
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    Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

    Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
    I've repented of my support for the family-hating pervert Rudy Guiliani and am now supporting John McCain.

    Right now I'm working on a signature that best shows why I support him.

    I think the current one speaks for itself. What do you think?
    Well, it does a pretty good job of showing McCain up for the queer he undoubtedly is. I'm amazed that Bush hasn't had him killed for his numerous attempts to rape Our Glorious Leader.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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    • #3
      Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Well, it does a pretty good job of showing McCain up for the queer he undoubtedly is. I'm amazed that Bush hasn't had him killed for his numerous attempts to rape Our Glorious Leader.
      I was surely wondering something similar, Brother Temperance.

      If you look closely at the pictures, you'll see that President Bush seems almost to welcome these perverse advances. Is it possible that he enjoys the attention?

      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond
      And of course I would such prefer an insane president to a male g - I can't even type the word after that video.
      Why not have both, with Ron Paul?
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        Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

        Well, that's good enough for me. Praise Jesus!

        By the way, Pastor Deacon Fred's message is going to be run 24/7 on every one of our 172 big screen TV's scattered around Freehold. He'd like us all to memorize it, so get busy True Christians™!!
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        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          THIS just in from Kentucky:

          Republicans talk about Iraq, Obama at N. Ky. dinner


          Praise Jesus!!
          Hussein Obama will never, ever, ever be our president. The last thing this country needs is another negro begging for change!

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            Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

            You know...I watch the Democrats, and I don't see a whole lot of solidarity within that party. I mean seriously, why would I vote for them when they can't even decide who is going to be their presidential candidate? If I were oblivious to American politics, and suddenly was exposed to it, I'd swear that they were from rival parties. The infighting is probably one of the best reasons to vote Republican. The Republicans don't have to waste time debating with the Democrats, because the Democrats are showing us how unfit they are to be elected on their own. I predict a landslide win for McCain, because America isn't ready for a woman or black president, and it's definitely not deserving of a government run by indecision. The Democrats have had plenty of time to pick their candidate, and still we wait for them to git r done. Tsk! Tsk!
            Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.

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            • #7
              Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

              The Republicans haven't been conservitive in a very long time.

              There's really not a whole lot of brains in the republican party, though. McCain shot himself in the foot by not distancing himself from bush or Bush's policies. You will not see McCain enter the white house do to this fact. Bush has a 29% approval rating while McCain only has 34% of the country behind him. Obama is our new president.

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              • #8
                Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

                Originally posted by BlackAcidProphet View Post
                The Republicans haven't been conservitive in a very long time.

                There's really not a whole lot of brains in the republican party, though. McCain shot himself in the foot by not distancing himself from bush or Bush's policies. You will not see McCain enter the white house do to this fact. Bush has a 29% approval rating while McCain only has 34% of the country behind him. Obama is our new president.
                What is your problem punk that you troll this forum by posting something that offensive? You want a fight punk, you got one.

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                • #9
                  Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  What is your problem punk that you troll this forum by posting something that offensive? You want a fight punk, you got one.
                  Alright Dirty Harry, put your E-gloves on.

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