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  • #61
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

    Well, maybe not burn him because he's already dead, but at least burn and boycott his works. His works do nothing but rot your mind and sway your mindset to blood and witchery.
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    • #62
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

      Originally posted by Unity_through_faith View Post
      Remember the witches in the Shakespeare play Macbeth???

      yeah that was a cool play guys.

      and it was Macbeth that was the true culprit.
      the supernatural had nothing to do with that.
      So?

      If you bothered reading any part of this thread before spouting off like a drug-addled retard, you'd see that we've addressed repeatedly that God directs us, "Thou shalt not suffer A WITCH to live", not "Thou shalt not suffer A SUCCESSFUL WITCH to live".

      Practicing witchcraft earns the death penalty according to God; the sin is turning from Him and trying to circumvent His power instead of relying upon Him for everything, as a good Christian does.

      Christians know that we must depend entirely upon God, because we, being mere humans, are not capable of taking charge of our own lives.

      If you read the Bible, you'd know this.
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      • #63
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

        I am sorry, I do not read the bible. I have not read the bible, only certain passages and quotes. Stranger in a Strange Land is my bible (I know I am a sinner and am damned to hell). I know that witchcraft is "Satans" work, in your eyes, and I am sorry I do not believe in this, but I respect your views on this subject.

        I am also sorry that you had to make fun of the pain of drugs and the pain that mental retardation causes, to get your point across. That, I am sorry, is very low. Jesus Loved and Loves everyone. And you just brought a little more pain in the world by comparing me to someone who, sadly, decided to go down the path of drugs, and someone, who was born the way they are, and can't do anything about that. That my good person, in my opinion is low.


        another point that I would like to bring up is that I do believe in God. But not in the traditional way. Everyone is God. And I depend and Rely on the virtues of Everyone (God) to make this world a better place.

        I love you all
        Thou art God.

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        • #64
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

          Originally posted by Unity_through_faith View Post
          I am sorry, I do not read the bible.
          Apology accepted. You should also apologize to Jesus, then repent and correct your error by reading the Holy Word of God from cover to cover.

          Originally posted by Unity_through_faith View Post
          I have not read the bible, only certain passages and quotes. Stranger in a Strange Land is my bible (I know I am a sinner and am damned to hell). I know that witchcraft is "Satans" work, in your eyes, and I am sorry I do not believe in this, but I respect your views on this subject.
          Reading "certain passages and quotes" will only give you a twisted view of what God expects from us all. Taking God out of context is absurd. There is only one Bible, and it is the KJV1611 Authorized Version. It is to be read and understood as a whole, not cherry-picked.

          Originally posted by Unity_through_faith View Post
          I am also sorry that you had to make fun of the pain of drugs and the pain that mental retardation causes, to get your point across. That, I am sorry, is very low. Jesus Loved and Loves everyone. And you just brought a little more pain in the world by comparing me to someone who, sadly, decided to go down the path of drugs, and someone, who was born the way they are, and can't do anything about that. That my good person, in my opinion is low.
          It may well be your opinion that Jesus loved to eat spaghetti with meatballs, but unless it can be backed up with actual scripture, then it is meaningless conjecture. Jesus most certainly does NOT love everyone. That is a classic false Christian notion that our church takes a strong stance on.

          May I suggst that you read THIS thread, specifically designed for new posters such as yourself?


          Originally posted by Unity_through_faith View Post
          another point that I would like to bring up is that I do believe in God. But not in the traditional way. Everyone is God. And I depend and Rely on the virtues of Everyone (God) to make this world a better place.

          I love you all
          Thou art God.
          That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Can you create the universe in 6 days? Can you turn water into wine? I sure can't.

          Let me ask you something in all seriousness, pal; Are on the drugs?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #65
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

            Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
            1 [A Psalm of David.] Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity.
            2 For they shall soon be cut down like the grass, and wither as the green herb.
            3 Trust in the LORD, and do good; so shalt thou dwell in the land, and verily thou shalt be fed.
            4 Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.
            5 Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass.
            6 And he shall bring forth thy righteousness as the light, and thy judgment as the noonday.

            Psalm 37 obviously shows that when you are a True Christian ™, He shall give you the desires of your heart. He shall also bring RIGHTEOUSNESS as the light. Therefore, he will bless Landover Baptist Church Forum.

            Not very clever, are you, LIEberal in Satan's Arms?
            Ummm... Doesn't this just prove that the very bible that is 'authorized' says not to go around beating up evildoers? "Trust also in Him; and He shall bring it to pass" So go to bible study, have your prayer groups, and HE will take care of the evildoers.
            Perhaps elsewhere in the 'authorized' bible it says hunt'em down and beat'em up...

            Hmm... the bible contradict itself? NOoooo...
            "People who call themselves religious without basic human values like compassion, they are not really religious people."

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            • #66
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

              Originally posted by Aspciater View Post
              Ummm... Doesn't this just prove that the very bible that is 'authorized' says not to go around beating up evildoers? "Trust also in Him; and He shall bring it to pass" So go to bible study, have your prayer groups, and HE will take care of the evildoers.
              Perhaps elsewhere in the 'authorized' bible it says hunt'em down and beat'em up...

              Hmm... the bible contradict itself? NOoooo...
              The Bible does not contradict itself to those who have eyes to read it.

              Ever heard of these verses?


              What the Bible says about Capital Punishment

              For Adultery

              And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. -- Leviticus 20:10

              For Animals

              If an ox gore a man or a woman, that they die: then the ox shall be surely stoned. -- Exodus 21:28

              For Beastiality


              Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19

              And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15

              And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:16

              For Blasphemy

              He that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him. -- Leviticus 24:16

              For Breaking the Sabbath

              Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 31:14

              Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 31:15

              Six days shall work bedone, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. -- Exodus 35:2

              For Disobedient children


              He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15

              He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

              For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him. -- Leviticus 20:9

              For Homosexuality

              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:13

              For Incest

              And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:11

              And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:12

              And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you. -- Leviticus 20:14

              For Murder

              Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed. -- Genesis 9:6

              For Rape Victims who don't cry out loudly enough

              If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you. -- Deuteronomy 22:23-24

              For Stealing Slaves

              He that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:16

              For not being a Virgin on the night of the wedding

              If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her ... and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate.... But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.-- Deuteronomy 22:13-22

              For Witches

              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. -- Exodus 22:18

              For Worshipping another god

              He that sacrificeth unto any god save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed. -- Exodus 22:20
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #67
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The Bible does not contradict itself to those who have eyes to read it.

                Ever heard of these verses?
                It's nice that you took the time to compile all the verses that make you feel better about hurting/killing people....

                What about Thou shalt not murder? Or Judge not lest ye be judged?

                Look... I'm not trying to change anyone's mind here... I'm still trying to figure out if it's a joke or not, but if it's not there's certainly nothing I could say or quote to make you believe other than what you are typing.


                Everything that comes around goes around... if you live your life in fear and hatred, that's what you'll get and see. I don't need to go around hunting and hurting people that do wrong, because I know that they are making their own 'little hell' (for lack of a better word) here on earth... it makes me sad, but people have to come to the light on their own. We just need to be open and ready to give them a hand when they want it.
                "People who call themselves religious without basic human values like compassion, they are not really religious people."

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                • #68
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                  Originally posted by Aspciater View Post
                  It's nice that you took the time to compile all the verses that make you feel better about hurting/killing people....

                  What about Thou shalt not murder? Or Judge not lest ye be judged?
                  Those verses, like all verses in the Holy Bible, need to be taken in context. If God says "Do not kill"and then turns around and says "Kill witches, queers, muslims, etc", then He clearly means something other than what it appears. When God commands us not to kill, He means not to murder our fellow True Christians(tm).

                  Originally posted by Aspciater View Post
                  Look... I'm not trying to change anyone's mind here... I'm still trying to figure out if it's a joke or not, but if it's not there's certainly nothing I could say or quote to make you believe other than what you are typing.
                  That's good, because you would be completely unsuccessful in persuading any of us to abandon Jesus, who died (temporarily) on the cross for us.

                  I replied to your very first post here, but I guess you must have missed that. I advised you to read THIS thread throughly, so that you might better understand our church.


                  Originally posted by Aspciater View Post
                  Everything that comes around goes around... if you live your life in fear and hatred, that's what you'll get and see. I don't need to go around hunting and hurting people that do wrong, because I know that they are making their own 'little hell' (for lack of a better word) here on earth... it makes me sad, but people have to come to the light on their own. We just need to be open and ready to give them a hand when they want it.
                  That's just pure Hinduism there, girl. We are normal (White) True Christians(tm), not worshipers of 1,001 false demon gods with elephant heads. JESUS decides what "goes around and comes around." Not some dothead who can't even keep his own excrement out of his food.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #69
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Those verses, like all verses in the Holy Bible, need to be taken in context. If God says "Do not kill"and then turns around and says "Kill witches, queers, muslims, etc", then He clearly means something other than what it appears. When God commands us not to kill, He means not to murder our fellow True Christians™.



                    That's good, because you would be completely unsuccessful in persuading any of us to abandon Jesus, who died (temporarily) on the cross for us.

                    I replied to your very first post here, but I guess you must have missed that. I advised you to read THIS thread throughly, so that you might better understand our church.




                    That's just pure Hinduism there, girl. We are normal (White) True Christians™, not worshipers of 1,001 false demon gods with elephant heads. JESUS decides what "goes around and comes around." Not some dothead who can't even keep his own excrement out of his food.
                    Oh! See I thought you guys took the whole bible literally, just some parts though.

                    How is that Hinduism? I've never even studied it.
                    "People who call themselves religious without basic human values like compassion, they are not really religious people."

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                    • #70
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                      Originally posted by Aspciater View Post
                      Oh! See I thought you guys took the whole bible literally, just some parts though.
                      So now reading in context isn't taking the whole Bible literally? Nice bit of mental gymnastics there, witch. Simply stated, the Bible doesn't contain any contradictions, so if it says "Thou shalt not kill" after giving numerous examples of who to kill and how, it means we shall not commit murder. Capital punishment is not murder.
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                      • #71
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        So now reading in context isn't taking the whole Bible literally? Nice bit of mental gymnastics there, witch. Simply stated, the Bible doesn't contain any contradictions, so if it says "Thou shalt not kill" after giving numerous examples of who to kill and how, it means we shall not commit murder. Capital punishment is not murder.

                        So, one of us so called "witches" got killed and you got dragged kicking and screaming to jail for it and stuck in a cell with 50 400 pound sexcrazed cellmates looking for you to be their new play toy while you wait to be judged, and the sentenced to hang till your feet stop kicking... that doesnt scare you the least bit?

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                        • #72
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                          Originally posted by Heretic View Post
                          So, one of us so called "witches" got killed and you got dragged kicking and screaming to jail for it and stuck in a cell with 50 400 pound sexcrazed cellmates looking for you to be their new play toy while you wait to be judged, and the sentenced to hang till your feet stop kicking... that doesnt scare you the least bit?

                          (a) It won't happen (b) Jesus is my protection.
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                          • #73
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            (a) It won't happen (b) Jesus is my protection.
                            a) Probably will you touch one of us, we're really not scared to have you dragged kicking and screaming to San Quentin where you will be free to preach on your Life Term

                            That wont really help you with the earthly jail rapes and gangbangs (which for the hell of it is probably considered adultery )

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                            • #74
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                              Originally posted by Heretic View Post
                              a) Probably will you touch one of us, we're really not scared to have you dragged kicking and screaming to San Quentin where you will be free to preach on your Life Term

                              That wont really help you with the earthly jail rapes and gangbangs (which for the hell of it is probably considered adultery )
                              What fear has a True Christian in this Vale of Tears when he is promised Eternal Life with Jesus in Paradise? Rant on with your homer fantasies, we are beginning to see the depths of depravity to which an atheist without a moral compass can sink.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • #75
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                What fear has a True Christian in this Vale of Tears when he is promised Eternal Life with Jesus in Paradise? Rant on with your homer fantasies, we are beginning to see the depths of depravity to which an atheist without a moral compass can sink.
                                how can you go to heaven if you are guilty of adultery while incarcerated... I sure Jesus doesn't like the people in jail either..

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