It's CHRISTMAS at WAL-MART!!!

[Glendora Christianson]

Just wanted to let everyone know how excited I was today. My hometown Wal-Mart has converted the garden center into a Christmas wonderland! It's so nice to see Jesus' birthday overshadow the Witching Season. I must warn everyone, look out for Sister SUV's car . . . she'll be rip-roaring her way to Wal-Mart as soon as she hears the good news!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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They got kind of a late start this year. Must be all the election fuss.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Just wanted to let everyone know how excited I was today. My hometown Wal-Mart has converted the garden center into a Christmas wonderland! It's so nice to see Jesus' birthday overshadow the Witching Season. I must warn everyone, look out for Sister SUV's car . . . she'll be rip-roaring her way to Wal-Mart as soon as she hears the good news!

I saw Santa, a snowman, and artificial evergreen trees in that picture, none of which have anything to do with the birth of Jesus. I'm pretty sure that Santa did not put in an appearance at the manger, there is no snow in Bethlehem in late summer, which is when it is most likely that he was actually born, nor do Scotch pines or Douglas firs grow in the desert.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[…]I'm pretty sure that Santa did not put in an appearance at the manger,

No one said he did! He was a good man who gave out gifts for Jesus’s birthday.

there is no snow in Bethlehem in late summer, which is when it is most likely that he was actually born,

He was born on Christmas Day (although it wasn’t called Christmas then for obvious reasons) and here’s a picture of snow in Bethlehem at Christmas

nor do Scotch pines or Douglas firs grow in the desert.

2Sa:6:5: And David and all the house of Israel played before the LORD on all manner of instruments made of fir wood, even on harps, and on psalteries, and on timbrels, and on cornets, and on cymbals.

Old Iron Crotch, in view of defeating your vile heathen lies so soundly and upon all accounts, I’m going to allow myself to say you’re an asshole, “Ahem, OIC, you’re a asshole.”

I suggest you stick to ministering to the spirits of Brocolli…

[Old Iron Crotch]

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No one said he did! He was a good man who gave out gifts for Jesus’s birthday.

The legend of Santa Claus is based on Saint Nicholas, a Catholic. Are you sure you want to go there?

He was born on Christmas Day (although it wasn’t called Christmas then for obvious reasons) and here’s a picture of snow in Bethlehem at Christmas

Shepherds would not have been sleeping in the fields in the middle of winter. For the story of the shepherds being in the fields with the sheep at night to be true, it would have had to be during warm weather.

2Sa:6:5: And David and all the house of Israel played before the LORD on all manner of instruments made of fir wood, even on harps, and on psalteries, and on timbrels, and on cornets, and on cymbals.

Old Iron Crotch, in view of defeating your vile heathen lies so soundly and upon all accounts, I’m going to allow myself to say you’re an asshole, “Ahem, OIC, you’re a asshole.”

I suggest you stick to ministering to the spirits of Brocolli…

Ok, so I was mistaken about firs. But your book also specifically prohibits bringing trees indoors, so Christians should not have "Christmas trees" in their homes.

“Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and gold; they fasten it with nails and hammers, that it move not” (Jeremiah 10:2-4).

So why exactly are you tc's getting all excited about Santa, snowmen, and decorated trees?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The legend of Santa Claus is based on Saint Nicholas, a Catholic. Are you sure you want to go there?

Who am I to question whom God calls? He has even used the Iranian President Ahmydinnerjacket, to eradicate homers from Iran! I think that it is Him saying that we should work harder for His Kingdom.

Shepherds would not have been sleeping in the fields in the middle of winter. For the story of the shepherds being in the fields with the sheep at night to be true, it would have had to be during warm weather.

Fat lot you know about being a shepherd… Jesus was the greatest shepherd and a bit of chilly weather would never have stopped him seeking Souls for Salvation™ Can you imagine the conversation?

A Disciple: “OK Jesus, shall we be on our way to save a few Unsaved Trash?”
Our Dear Lord: “Hang on a gosh-darn minute there, my insensible friend! Have you seen the weather? There’s a touch of drizzle in the air and the forecast says cold winds from the Wilderness. I think we’ll give it a miss ‘til it cheers up a bit. Throw a fir log on the fire and toast me a marshmallow.”

No, it was not going to happen!

Ok, so I was mistaken about firs. But your book also specifically prohibits bringing trees indoors, so Christians should not have "Christmas trees" in their homes. (Jeremiah 10:2-4).

They are not real trees! They are fake ones! If someone sold you one of them as a genuine tree, cut down by a woodsman from the forest, you’d have every joo lawyer in your state after them for offending your human rights and dignity by selling you bogus goods. And anyway, who fastens trees with nails?

So why exactly are you tc's getting all excited about Santa, snowmen, and decorated trees?

Hello! Any one at home? The thread is about Christmas! Moreover it is mainly for the Ladies of Landover, simple souls filled with delightfully innocent joy – but I suppose there’s no room in your black wizened soul for such pure pleasures?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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They are not real trees! They are fake ones! If someone sold you one of them as a genuine tree, cut down by a woodsman from the forest, you’d have every joo lawyer in your state after them for offending your human rights and dignity by selling you bogus goods. And anyway, who fastens trees with nails?

Fake trees are designed to give the appearance of real trees. Some are even scented to smell like real trees. Doesn't your book say something about avoiding even the appearance of evil?

1 Thessalonians 5:22 (King James Version)22Abstain from all appearance of evil.



Hello! Any one at home? The thread is about Christmas! Moreover it is mainly for the Ladies of Landover, simple souls filled with delightfully innocent joy – but I suppose there’s no room in your black wizened soul for such pure pleasures?

Actually, I enjoy my Yule traditions very much. I enjoy them for what they are - the Pagan celebration of the winter solstice.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Actually, I enjoy my Yule traditions very much. I enjoy them for what they are - the Pagan celebration of the winter solstice.

Just because the devil pre-stole Christmas (and many other aspects of our holy faith) to mock Our Lord, that doesn't mean that we shouldn't celebrate the birth of Christ.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Just because the devil pre-stole Christmas (and many other aspects of our holy faith) to mock Our Lord, that doesn't mean that we shouldn't celebrate the birth of Christ.

You can't steal something before it exists. Pagans were celebrating the winter solstice long before Jesus was born.

I'm not saying you shouldn't celebrate the birth of Jesus - I'm just suggesting that you might be better off celebrating it closer to the time of year when it actually happened, instead of co-opting Pagan traditions and renaming them to suit your own purposes.

[ExGay Alex]

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There is something wrong in America when the white guy is working behind the counter and the gooks are doing the shopping.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Just wanted to let everyone know how excited I was today. My hometown Wal-Mart has converted the garden center into a Christmas wonderland! It's so nice to see Jesus' birthday overshadow the Witching Season. I must warn everyone, look out for Sister SUV's car . . . she'll be rip-roaring her way to Wal-Mart as soon as she hears the good news!

Personally, I won't set foot in a Wal-Mart until they take down that Satan Claus display and put up a proper inflatable Nativity scene!

Look, this one even comes with a sheep AND an ass!