[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

So, aslong as I bring back some parts of the body, I am allowed to burn the rest?

[WWJDnow]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

Foreskins are the Biblically favored proof, at least for the menfolk.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Witches and magic dont exist.

Wow, another atheist coming here to mock God.

What a surprise.

Please provide your proof . . .

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Witches and magic dont exist.

Why? Because you say so?

Another ignorant know-it-all who thinks his personal beliefs have some miraculous ability to shape reality. Jesus wouldn't condemn those who practice magic to death if there were no magic to practice. That would be a pretty silly decree and there is nothing silly about the Word of God.

[Kipper]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Witches and magic dont exist.

[Levi Jones]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

My brother Benjy came up with the idea of handing out Chick Tracts from Rev. Jim, the night of instead of candy.

The ungrateful witches will be looking for revenge later. I'm guessing we'll bag another 10 or so.

Total count is up to 31. We caught this little lady with a ouija board. (Thanks for reminding me to put the mask on first.)

[img] Levi! [/img]

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Um . . . who gets the trophies? Whoever brought the fighting stock?

I thought this was a fight to the death . . .

A tiered competition.

1
>>>> 2
2
>>>> >>>> 3
3
>>>> 3
4
>>>> >>>> >>>> 7
5
>>>> 6
6
>>>> >>>> 7
7
>>>> 7
8

Right. But it isn;t the B.U.R.T.H.A. that get's the trophy. The winner's owner, #7 in this case, will of course get the 1st place trophy. #7 would be the only inhuman that get's to live (at least for the time being). #3's owner would get the 2nd place trophy. 3rd place will go to either #2 or #6 based on how well they performed in their matches. We should get one of those little puppet suits to be the ref.




The winner gets the right to confess their sins and turn to Christ! PRAISE!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

She's having some 1st thru third place trophies made up for the finalists.

Um . . . who gets the trophies? Whoever brought the fighting stock?

I thought this was a fight to the death . . .

Isn't that one of those demons from that new satanic kids click... "Wild Things"-or-other?

The one holding the leash is one of them Jiggaboos! Look, it has an Insane Clown Pussies shirt on!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

You caught the gothopotomus?!

Isn't that one of those demons from that new satanic kids click... "Wild Things"-or-other?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

that might be fun; got a 250lbr here in the basement of one of our safe houses and it has some muscle on her. We were considering soul saving it but it has a quite the mouth on her. It gave us quite a fight after both tasers and pepper spray.

Know the place you are talking about from last year. When are you talking about having the match? Unarmed, bats or machetes?

You caught the gothopotomus?!

[James Hutchins]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Sadly., none of my cath will ever be in the 'Bitch Witch Brawl 2009". Once dropped, my kids have just too much fun hitting them with sticks. Even the toddlers get in the act, poking them with hot dog forks.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Last night I picked up a few inhumans around 1030PM at the BP on 14th off highway 80. All it took was the promise of free beer and older men. It always gets me how those brain dead retards think they are mature for their age, yet lack the maturity to not break the law by drinking underage. Anyway, once they got in the van me, Poco, Luis and "Hay-zeus" slipped them some pills. They were so eager to party with real men and drink alcohol they took the preopened drinks. I will be releasing 4 of the 5 tonight at the south end of the 507th southeast of Des Moines. At the dead end if you recall last years event.

On another note, I was thinking that this year we could pit them against each other. The 5th one is this really fat one with all sorts of face piercing. Burning the heck out of her when I tazered her in the face. Anyway, if you catch a live B.U.R.T.H.A. I'd like to pit mine against yours. Any takers? It was my wife's idea. I don't like her thinking, but a guy idea is a good idea. She's having some 1st thru third place trophies made up for the finalists.

that might be fun; got a 250lbr here in the basement of one of our safe houses and it has some muscle on her. We were considering soul saving it but it has a quite the mouth on her. It gave us quite a fight after both tasers and pepper spray.

Know the place you are talking about from last year. When are you talking about having the match? Unarmed, bats or machetes?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

intercourse with the devil... riiigghht. (coo-coo, coo-coo)

That's what the Websters dictionary says. I didn't write it. Your quarrel is not with me -- you are arguing against the dictionary, and I'm the one who's "coo-coo".

WITCHCRAFT, [witch and craft.]
1. The practices of witches; sorcery; enchantments; intercourse with the devil.
2. Power more than natural.
He hath a witchcraft over the king ins tongue.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[think4yourself]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

No, because that would be all females. I've yet to meet one that didn't need to be constantly corrected.


I disapprove of women who are loose, loud-mouthed, obstinate, and/or quarrelsome, but not all of them are witches.





What?


I'm not sure what that is, and frankly, I don't want to know because it sounds perverse.


There are no accidents.


"Witch" means something specific. It means one who practices witchcraft, meaning sorcery, enchantments, and intercourse with the devil.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

intercourse with the devil... riiigghht. (coo-coo, coo-coo)

[Levi Jones]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Oh goodness. It has been a bumper crop with the bad economy!

Instead of using hotels, they have taken to using public parks. The Jones boys are on their way to 50 bagged this year.

Anyway, here are the pics! Enjoy everyone!

We caught this little group of cosplayer witches playing D&D in the park.
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Our ad for fortune telling nets a large deleted

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Then, the stroke of genius we got them all to gather together by Levis, don't make me ban a new TC by giving away hunting tips.