[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

You shouldn't be hunting people anyway.

We're not hunting people -- we're hunting witches. Do you seriously believe that a person remains human after having intercourse with the devil?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

I wonder if they'll let me count Vegans this season?
I caught a couple in the crossfire last year. They seem to run a bit faster than the average Wiccan

Really? The vegans I've chased moved pretty slowly, because they lack protein in their diets.

Then again, most Wiccans I've run over across have been . . . well . . .







. . . well-fed.

Must be all the Christian babies they eat?

All I said was that if you have the guts to take something's life away, you better have the will to use it for your own nourishment. I said nothing about cannibalism.

If we're to kill witches (as God demands), you say we should eat them. That would mean you're endorsing cannibalism.

You shouldn't be hunting people anyway.

Says who? You? You speak for God now?

And isn't there a "Wiccan Recipes" thread in this section? I do believe there is. And what does it talk about? Cannibalism.

I believe that thread relates the recipes of Wiccans, not recipes to make use of Wiccans. Or are they recipes to make dog food?

[Moo2]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

No, I'm pretty sure it's about cooking and eating people. The title is "How to Cook Wiccans." That's cannibalism.

[James Hutchins]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

I just ordered my permit! Is there any restriction on guns? I have a chain gun I am just itching to use!

[releaseme]

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Is there a prize for the winner/winners

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

I just ordered my permit! Is there any restriction on guns? I have a chain gun I am just itching to use!

None beyond the standard "watch your backdrop rule". But don't you think a chaingun is a bit difficult to take into the woods? This is one one of those informal hunts and not one of those Wicca-Trophy hunting ranches were they have the farm bread wiccans staked out for when your drive by in your Humvee. While I personally use a M14 most people prefer shotguns. (BTW, important point; don't use slug rounds, getting pouf of a kill is really diffcult then)

But I suppose a chaingun could be made to work. Jeb got ten wiccans at once one year with a civil war cannon by staking a doe out in the middle of an old growth forest. When the witches came up to hug the doe he let them have it with a load of canister from across the valley.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

No, I'm pretty sure it's about cooking and eating people. The title is "How to Cook Wiccans." That's cannibalism.

Is that a thread you started? After all, you're suggesting we should eat whatever we kill.

Do you serve your Wiccans with a nice chunk of buttered farm bread? I hear that's the best way to soak up the blood gravy.

[James Hutchins]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

None beyond the standard "watch your backdrop rule". But don't you think a chaingun is a bit difficult to take into the woods? This is one one of those informal hunts and not one of those Wicca-Trophy hunting ranches were they have the farm bread wiccans staked out for when your drive by in your Humvee. While I personally use a M14 most people prefer shotguns. (BTW, important point; don't use slug rounds, getting pouf of a kill is really diffcult then)

But I suppose a chaingun could be made to work. Jeb got ten wiccans at once one year with a civil war cannon by staking a doe out in the middle of an old growth forest. When the witches came up to hug the doe he let them have it with a load of canister from across the valley.

LOL, I cannot manhandle a chain gun by myself. I am only 6'6" tall and a lightweight 250. I was going to trailer mount it and pull the trailer behind Jessica's 4X4. But as you say, proof of the kill is important and a chain gun is even worse than a shotgun slug as far as making a mess. I guess we'll just stick to the good old 30-06. Is time stamp video or photos OK or do I need to submit the meat? Is there a flyer for this somewhere that I overlooked?

[Bobby-Joe]

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LOL, I cannot manhandle a chain gun by myself. I am only 6'6" tall and a lightweight 250. I was going to trailer mount it and pull the trailer behind Jessica's 4X4. But as you say, proof of the kill is important and a chain gun is even worse than a shotgun slug as far as making a mess. I guess we'll just stick to the good old 30-06. Is time stamp video or photos OK or do I need to submit the meat? Is there a flyer for this somewhere that I overlooked?

Oh you need to submit the meat. There was an unfortunate incident a few years back involving a herd of wild pigs so the pastors had to law down the law (really it was an honest mistake on the hunters part but we want to be sure)

[Remy Lebeau]

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Last night I picked up a few inhumans around 1030PM at the BP on 14th off highway 80. All it took was the promise of free beer and older men. It always gets me how those brain dead retards think they are mature for their age, yet lack the maturity to not break the law by drinking underage. Anyway, once they got in the van me, Poco, Luis and "Hay-zeus" slipped them some pills. They were so eager to party with real men and drink alcohol they took the preopened drinks. I will be releasing 4 of the 5 tonight at the south end of the 507th southeast of Des Moines. At the dead end if you recall last years event.

On another note, I was thinking that this year we could pit them against each other. The 5th one is this really fat one with all sorts of face piercing. Burning the heck out of her when I tazered her in the face. Anyway, if you catch a live B.U.R.T.H.A. I'd like to pit mine against yours. Any takers? It was my wife's idea. I don't like her thinking, but a guy idea is a good idea. She's having some 1st thru third place trophies made up for the finalists.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

No, I'm pretty sure it's about cooking and eating people. The title is "How to Cook Wiccans." That's cannibalism.

No, cannibalism means eating human flesh, and we already established earlier in this thread that witches are no longer human.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I clipped a teenage warlock with my SUV tonight. It only maimed him because he limped off in to the woods. I had on my knee high boots made out of spotted owl feathers which I did not want to damage or soil so I did not follow him.

I guess I could have gone home and changed my boot and then went back to follow the trail of blood. But was too tired after enjoying a little too much wine at the Ladies of Landover cocktail hour. Oh well, maybe I'll get one tomorrow. But, I bet if I hadn't of had that wine I would have got him!

[Levi Jones]

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Oh goodness. It has been a bumper crop with the bad economy!

Instead of using hotels, they have taken to using public parks. The Jones boys are on their way to 50 bagged this year.

Anyway, here are the pics! Enjoy everyone!

We caught this little group of cosplayer witches playing D&D in the park.
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Our ad for fortune telling nets a large deleted

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Then, the stroke of genius we got them all to gather together by Levis, don't make me ban a new TC by giving away hunting tips.

[think4yourself]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

No, because that would be all females. I've yet to meet one that didn't need to be constantly corrected.


I disapprove of women who are loose, loud-mouthed, obstinate, and/or quarrelsome, but not all of them are witches.





What?


I'm not sure what that is, and frankly, I don't want to know because it sounds perverse.


There are no accidents.


"Witch" means something specific. It means one who practices witchcraft, meaning sorcery, enchantments, and intercourse with the devil.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

intercourse with the devil... riiigghht. (coo-coo, coo-coo)

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

intercourse with the devil... riiigghht. (coo-coo, coo-coo)

That's what the Websters dictionary says. I didn't write it. Your quarrel is not with me -- you are arguing against the dictionary, and I'm the one who's "coo-coo".

WITCHCRAFT, [witch and craft.]
1. The practices of witches; sorcery; enchantments; intercourse with the devil.
2. Power more than natural.
He hath a witchcraft over the king ins tongue.

Pastor Billy-Reuben