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I think ima dress up like a cat or maybe like a little farmer with a toothpick? What are you guys doing?
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I'll be dressed head to toe in black. That's for sure.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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I have the best costume!
My friend Vinnie -- you know, the gentleman in the meat packing business -- says his cousin Tony, who owns the local waste disposal company, found two full sets of (no doubt imitation) Landover Security Detail robes in the garbage outside a cheap motel in a certain area of town. Can you believe it, all the way out here in Oregon! And right after that blood-soaked shoe, broken baseball bat, and Landover Security Detail badge were found in the woods behind the hippies' estate. What a coincidence, huh?
I think maybe Vinnie and I will dress up in these robes and pay a few friends a surprise visit! Wouldn't that be a hoot?www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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I'm dressing up as a nurse! I love halloween, everyone gets to dress up sexy and have fun!Comment
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I'm dressing up as myself and handing out Gospel tracts instead of candy to any unsaved children who knock at my door.Comment
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I leave them as tips for waiters in restaurants after Godly Sunday brunch.Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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I am dressing up as a Ninja!!! Wha-kow! Kung-Pow!Attached FilesPsalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.Comment
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Amen Rev. Jim! I dress the same way (True Christian(tm)) every day of the year, for fear of being struck down by Jesus.Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
My favorite things to hand out on Helloween are THESE Godly Chick Tracts and THESE Godly candies.I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I'm not going out this year. I'm staying home, locking the door, and turning off my lights.
Reason: I heard that all the homos this year are going out stark naked except for a pair of roller skates. They're going as "pull toys."The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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I never go out.
I do fire up the turkey fryer though. Got a nice big one. I can fit a 60 poundlittle oneturkey in it.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Patrol duty that night.
We know for a fact that Wiccans attempt to raid Freehold for good Christian babies to eat. So the Security Detachment will be locked and loaded on the streets ready to stop that. And remember to put you anti-witch screens over your chimneys to stop a Wiccan from flying down it.
The fact that Wiccans will fly over a 40ft chain link fence and sneak into someone's house shows how viscous they are. What did we ever do to them? Paganism is nothing a but a religion of hate.
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I'm going out as a zombie.Comment
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The question was about Halloween sinner.Originally posted by UnSaved Scum View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Vinnie and I will keep an eye out for you, as we tramp about in the Landover Security Detail robes that Tony found! This will be a blast!Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Eww. There's nothing more disgusting than a viscous Wiccan. Why can't they wash the demon spunk off after they're finished having unholy relations with Satan, anyway?The fact that Wiccans will fly over a 40ft chain link fence and sneak into someone's house shows how viscous they are.
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