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  • releaseme
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 116

    #16
    Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

    Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
    Say I have hit a dry spell around here.Cant find a darn wiccan anywhere.Maybe I could go over to England and give them a hand. I sure don't want to get rusty . Brother Avatar what say you are you up for some hunting in jolly ole England ?I here they don't even have a limit on how many you bag in a day !!!!!!! I would take Emil but he cant leave Iowa,and Its not right for a well armed lady to travel alone . But there will be no hanky-panky on this trip.After all we are both married ! Its just a sporting adventure.
    There's plenty of them in the UK
    The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #17
      Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

      Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
      Say I have hit a dry spell around here.Cant find a darn wiccan anywhere.Maybe I could go over to England and give them a hand. I sure don't want to get rusty . Brother Avatar what say you are you up for some hunting in jolly ole England ?I here they don't even have a limit on how many you bag in a day !!!!!!! I would take Emil but he cant leave Iowa,and Its not right for a well armed lady to travel alone . But there will be no hanky-panky on this trip.After all we are both married ! Its just a sporting adventure.
      Sounds good, Sister Lola! What say we bag some Anglicants too, as long as we're there.

      I can empathize with Emil's plight, I have some travel restrictions too. Can't enter the US since the incident with the hooker in Detroit. We'll have to meet up either in Toronto or in London, whichever is most convenient for you.

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      • Caleb Fairchild III
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2009
        • 19

        #18
        Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

        Halloween is a Pagan-Satan worship holiday and anyone how celebrates it is going to Hell.

        God Bless
        "1.07 billion members of that monstrous machine called the Roman Catholic Church. Every last one of them going to hell."

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        • Lola Handcock
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 739

          #19
          Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
          Sounds good, Sister Lola! What say we bag some Anglicants too, as long as we're there.

          I can empathize with Emil's plight, I have some travel restrictions too. Can't enter the US since the incident with the hooker in Detroit. We'll have to meet up either in Toronto or in London, whichever is most convenient for you.
          I can come up there to Canada if it is ok with your wife.I just might like to shoot one of them Mooses that Sara Palin hunts.Got many aroun there ?


          Then its off to England ,I hear in the spring them wiccans come out in droves and its open season.No limit.




          Halloween is a Pagan-Satan worship holiday and anyone how celebrates it is going to Hell.

          Say there Calib I know all about Satan and Demons in case you have not noticed I like to hunt down Satan and his minions !

          Do you wear deodorant and burn candles ?

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

            Originally posted by Jake the Papist View Post
            Ok, but to make it perfectly clear, you have never actually killed another human being or so called "wiccan", because that is not what Jesus would want. Have you ever heard "Turn the other cheek", because our job is to convert not to kill.
            Could you show us this phrase in context and explain what it means?

            CLICK HERE FOR A HINT

            Also, where does God say "convert witches instead of killing them as I have clearly instructed you"?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Timmythemick
              Unsaved trash, Drunken nancyboy in a skirt
              • Nov 2009
              • 31

              #21
              Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

              wait, wait, wait, you think a young woman who was out enjoying a Halloween celebration was actually a witch? Jesus fucking Christ you people are thicker than I thought and just to clarify there is no witch hunting season over here in the UK because our government has grown out of paranoia of what they don't understand through science. You cannot come to the UK with weapons because you will end up with a bunch of cops pointing 9mm heckler and kotch MP-5s loaded with 30 armour piercing rounds each at you and you'll end up in a British jail and that isn't a good place for American homophobic racist Christians.
              tú a bunch daoine marbha

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #22
                Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

                Spread your intolerance elsewhere, you foreign hatemonger!

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2026
                  • 15118

                  #23
                  Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

                  Originally posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
                  wait, wait, wait, you think a young woman who was out enjoying a Halloween celebration was actually a witch? Jesus piffleing Christ you people are thicker than I thought and just to clarify there is no witch hunting season over here in the UK because our government has grown out of paranoia of what they don't understand through science. You cannot come to the UK with weapons because you will end up with a bunch of cops pointing 9mm heckler and kotch MP-5s loaded with 30 armour piercing rounds each at you and you'll end up in a British jail and that isn't a good place for American homophobic racist Christians.
                  There's no need to come in here with your Scotch Brand of hatred
                  If God Commands us to do something, do you think we are just going to sit around ignoring HIM?

                  Anyway, It's not Racist or Homerphobic when It's written in The Bible.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #24
                    Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

                    Originally posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
                    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ridiculously long run on sentence Deleted <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                    A drunken scot trying to scare Godly True Christian™ Americans about toothless illiterate brits.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22882

                      #25
                      Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

                      Originally posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
                      wait, wait, wait, you think a young woman who was out enjoying a Halloween celebration was actually a witch? [...].
                      I'm sorry, there does seem to be a misunderstanding here. Of course, Landover would not take action against someone whom we only thought was a witch - she was a witch.
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Timmythemick
                        Unsaved trash, Drunken nancyboy in a skirt
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 31

                        #26
                        Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        I'm sorry, there does seem to be a misunderstanding here. Of course, Landover would not take action against someone whom we only thought was a witch - she was a witch.
                        I think you guys need to put your harry potter books down and go get a reality check, go bang your head against a car bonnet and see if it hurts if it does then go be productive members of society and stop marring my beautiful internet with your message of hatred, if it doesn't hurt then repeat the process until it does.
                        tú a bunch daoine marbha

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #27
                          Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

                          Originally posted by Timmythescotsman View Post
                          I think you guys need to put your harry potter books down and go get a reality check, go bang your head against a car bonnet and see if it hurts if it does then go be productive members of society and stop marring my beautiful internet with your message of hatred, if it doesn't hurt then repeat the process until it does.
                          Listen nancy; Our reality comes from Jesus, and our cars don't have bonnets because they're American and not GAY!

                          Why don't you go crawl back into your bottle of Jameson's and leave us alone to worship God as He commands?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22882

                            #28
                            Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

                            Hate? Do you not fear for your immortal soul? Do witches and their vile trade mean nothing? Is there not suffering in the world enough without these servants of Satan working their evil against the Godly?

                            Does the Bible not say we must not, "suffer a witch to live."?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Timmythemick
                              Unsaved trash, Drunken nancyboy in a skirt
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 31

                              #29
                              Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Listen nancy; Our reality comes from Jesus, and our cars don't have bonnets because they're American and not GAY!

                              Why don't you go crawl back into your bottle of Jameson's and leave us alone to worship God as He commands?
                              your cars do have bonnets but you call them hoods, your delusions stem from your reliance on something that supposedly lived 2000 years ago and do not insult me by insinuating I drink that Irish whiskey and when did god command you to worship him? any true non corrupt being of great power would not 'command' that he/she be worshipped.
                              tú a bunch daoine marbha

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                              • Lola Handcock
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 739

                                #30
                                Re: Witch-hunt news from England:

                                Originally posted by Timmythemick View Post
                                wait, wait, wait, you think a young woman who was out enjoying a Halloween celebration was actually a witch? Jesus piffleing Christ you people are thicker than I thought and just to clarify there is no witch hunting season over here in the UK because our government has grown out of paranoia of what they don't understand through science. You cannot come to the UK with weapons because you will end up with a bunch of cops pointing 9mm heckler and kotch MP-5s loaded with 30 armour piercing rounds each at you and you'll end up in a British jail and that isn't a good place for American homophobic racist Christians.

                                Brother Avatar, GreenPomaceous and my self are planning a trip to England in the spring .I can see aside trip to Scottland is needed it apperars they also have a few witches
                                And a 9 mm please,We shoot REAL guns
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