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  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843
    #16
    Re: when heathens come to our door?

    Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post

    Since I live in a cardboard box in Wacko City Park, I guess it won't be a big problem. But if any of the little demons dare to show up at my "door," I'll give them a roaring good sermon on my bullhorn at 100 decibels.

    If that doesn't drive them away, then they are truly ready to accept Jesus as their personal savior. Or else they're deaf.

    YIC,
    Buford
    Well they will surely be deaf by the time you get finished with em, Brother Buford!
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Buford T Scoggins
        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2007
        • 911
        #17
        Re: when heathens come to our door?

        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
        Well they will surely be deaf by the time you get finished with em, Brother Buford!
        Just doing the Lord's work, Sister Noddy.

        Besides, if they go deaf, then they can attend our weekly tent revivals at the Wacko County Fairgrounds where we do faith healings. Restoring hearing to the deaf, sight to the blind, or the ability to walk to cripples - it's all possible with the help of Jesus.

        I think I'm a perfect example of the power of the Lord. I was once crazy, committed to an insane asylum. But then I accepted Jesus, and look at me now!

        YIC,
        Buford
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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          • skinnytwotimes
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Sep 2008
            • 12
            #18
            Re: when heathens come to our door?

            You lot need to lightin up,so some kid whats to dress up as a cowboy or some monster,you should let them because if you allow them to do it once a year,they're not going to do it for the rest (like goths).

            Kids love to play,and to go mad on candy,this is no diffrent.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: when heathens come to our door?

                Originally posted by skinnytwotimes View Post
                You lot need to lightin up,so some kid whats to dress up as a cowboy or some monster,you should let them because if you allow them to do it once a year,they're not going to do it for the rest (like goths).

                Kids love to play,and to go mad on candy,this is no diffrent.
                Celebrating satan's birthday is a serious thing. You need to read up on the subject before offering your unsaved advice.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • skinnytwotimes
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 12
                    #20
                    Re: when heathens come to our door?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Celebrating satan's birthday is a serious thing. You need to read up on the subject before offering your unsaved advice.
                    Satan has no birthday,he represent's man's evil.And if you where to ask a child what halloween is about,it will say dressing up and getting candy,not "Im going out to celebrate satan birthday", hardly evil is it?

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22887
                        #21
                        Re: when heathens come to our door?

                        Originally posted by skinnytwotimes View Post
                        Satan has no birthday,he represent's man's evil.And if you where to ask a child what halloween is about,it will say dressing up and getting candy,not "Im going out to celebrate satan birthday", hardly evil is it?
                        ...and in our humble attempt to understand God's Great Plan, we are supposed to take the word of a child as representing the entire Gospel of The Lord???

                        It is not what you think, it is what God thinks!
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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