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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Jesus Costume

    Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
    No, I'm illiterate...
    And you joos always say you're so smart....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Andrew Barrick
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2007
        • 93
        #17
        Re: Jesus Costume

        Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
        No, I'm illiterate...
        Illiteracy already qualifies you for damnation (not that you need to be qualified anymore). How are you supposed to read the Bible? Did you know that Satan is illiterate too? That's why he doesn't just read what's going to happen to him at the end of time. Literacy does have its advantages.

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          • Metal Moses
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2007
            • 55
            #18
            Re: Jesus Costume

            Originally posted by Andrew Barrick View Post
            Illiteracy already qualifies you for damnation (not that you need to be qualified anymore). How are you supposed to read the Bible? Did you know that Satan is illiterate too? That's why he doesn't just read what's going to happen to him at the end of time. Literacy does have its advantages.
            Are you people dumb...sorry rhetorical question.

            1. You can't recognize the most overt sarcasm

            2. IF I WAS ILLITERATE THEN I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO READ THE TRASH YOU PEOPLE SPOUT NOR REPLY TO IT.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405
                #19
                Re: Jesus Costume

                Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
                1. You can't recognize the most overt sarcasm

                Friend,

                This is not some joke forum. Please give treat the topic with the dignity it deserves.

                YIC,
                BJ Tabor

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                  • 'Merican
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 12
                    #20
                    Re: Jesus Costume

                    Contemporary textual evidence on Jesus' life is scarce, and specific descriptions of his appearance even more so. There are no direct references to his appearance during his physical lifetime, though Revelation 1:13–16 describes his features as he appears in his heavenly form, as seen in a vision by John the Divine. These have sometimes been used in modern arguments concerning Jesus' race,

                    1:14 His head and [His] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and His eyes [were] as a flame of fire;

                    White hair... Eyes red like fire? It sounds as if Jesus was albino.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #21
                        Re: Jesus Costume

                        Originally posted by 'Merican View Post
                        Contemporary textual evidence on Jesus' life is scarce, and specific descriptions of his appearance even more so. There are no direct references to his appearance during his physical lifetime, though Revelation 1:13–16 describes his features as he appears in his heavenly form, as seen in a vision by John the Divine. These have sometimes been used in modern arguments concerning Jesus' race,

                        1:14 His head and [His] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and His eyes [were] as a flame of fire;

                        White hair... Eyes red like fire? It sounds as if Jesus was albino.
                        Don't make me laugh! You come in here spewing anti-Christian hatred and want us to abandon Jesus based on the lies posted in Wickerpedia?

                        Did you know that ANYONE is allowed to post nonsense in there, and spread whatever lies and crackpot rumors they fancy? Plus the place is run by joos...

                        I'll take Jesus and the promise of everlasting life over the obvious lies of your father satan anyday, thank you very much.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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