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  • Old Man Hatchet
    Super Moderator
    Beloved Church Elder
    World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2084
    #16
    Re: Friday the 13th: Godly Film Franchise

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    Indeed brother, it is a weighty feeling on our shoulders to know that it is we, and we alone, that are responsible for keeping the entire world from being engulfed in GODly flame.

    We must be careful not to slip up, or the whole of humanity pays!
    I don't know. I think one more Donnie and Marie Christmas special might push Him over the edge.



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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405
        #17
        Re: Friday the 13th: Godly Film Franchise

        Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
        I don't know. I think one more Donnie and Marie Christmas special might push Him over the edge.
        Dear God, the horror of that has come back to me.

        How anyone can complain about that she-drag queen Lady Gaga while Marie Osmand gets a pass, I don't know. The woman spent every show dressing like a Mormon hooker, flaunting her teeth and those racy, low cut scarves. God only know how many young, impressionable teenage boys we luring into unspeakable acts by her little cavort fests.

        As for her "parenting" skills, it is well known this she-harlot son killed himself after be subjected to the most unmentionable abuse from her? God only truly know but I will bet the last words the poor wretch heard before she sent him to hell was "I am a little bit country" Her daughter is a lesbian, who can be surprised after having a mother like that.

        Marie Osmand may be the next Doris Day.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027
            #18
            Re: Friday the 13th: Godly Film Franchise


            Are these the Schwarzenegger Children?

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              • Old Man Hatchet
                Super Moderator
                Beloved Church Elder
                World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2084
                #19
                Re: Friday the 13th: Godly Film Franchise

                Friends, I plan on viewing The Slumber Party Massacre. I'll let you know if it gets the Hatchet Seal of Approval©. I anticipate seeing some filthy, scantily-clad harlots getting righteously slaughtered by a bloodthirsty agent of God Almighty. I also hope to hear a few beauty secrets! I love slumber parties!

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027
                    #20
                    Re: Friday the 13th: Godly Film Franchise


                    Far too many "pillows" at this slumber party!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #21
                        Re: Friday the 13th: Godly Film Franchise

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        Far too many "pillows" at this slumber party!
                        And every one of them a dirty pillow, Sister!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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