[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: What have you done to ruin Halloween?

I just smashed my neighbor's Jack-O-Lantern with an axe

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What have you done to ruin Halloween?

I just smashed my neighbor's Jack-O-Lantern with an axe

Was he carving it at the time?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: What have you done to ruin Halloween?

Was he carving it at the time?

No, it was his his 2 children (yes, can you believe it, only 2, thats usually how many children these heathens has), both of them 5 years old, who carved it. It took them several hours. But it took me only 2 seconds to smash it with my axe. You should have seen the look on their faces, how much they cried. I laughed at them and said 6 more days to Jesusween, sinners!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What have you done to ruin Halloween?

No, it was his his 2 children (yes, can you believe it, only 2, thats usually how many children these heathens has), both of them 5 years old, who carved it. It took them several hours. But it took me only 2 seconds to smash it with my axe. You should have seen the look on their faces, how much they cried. I laughed at them and said 6 more days to Jesusween, sinners!

You could give them a nice Jesusween pumpkin, Brother!

Here's one showing what happens to trick-or-treaters:



Or how about this, showing how they can be Saved?