[LordFright]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

What's a "screm", Lard Fight?

I do admit that your name could be nightmare-inspiring. Just picturing two obese basement-dwelling Internet tough guys slapping each other makes me wanna hurl!

That's Lord Fright to you.......come on over to my basement, I would love to slap you around a bit alright.....Just wanna see you hurl....I live to make people hurl!!

[LordFright]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

I love how when new folks become a member on this site they are called "unsaved trash" FEEL THE LOVE!!!!
God Bless You All!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

Maybe you all are the problem, why don't you quit being so self centered.

You act to please yourself. We act to please God. Who is self-centered?

People can be religious and also celebrate halloween in a fun manner.

Yes, they just can't be Christian.

If scaring people was such a bad thing, then why are Haunts so successful? BECAUSE PEOPLE ENJOY IT, IT CAN BE FUN!

If crystal meth is such a bad thing, then why are drug dealers so successful? BECAUSE PEOPLE ENJOY IT, IT CAN BE FUN!

People liking something doesn't mean it is Godly or helps one gain Heaven.

I believe in God, I am not satanic, but I celebrate Halloween and Christmas!

I imagine your idea of Christmas involves Satan Claws and reindeer, rather than Jesus and giving of your bounty to a church.

I seen more Sex Offenders lurking in the churches lately than in the darkness of October 31st.

Did you bother to report them? I'm guessing not.

So why not judging others, just lead your lives how you wish, quit creating DRAMA!

. . . says the twerp who went through multiple steps to sign up to join a private Christian church forum, uninvited and unwelcome, to rail against its members for not sharing his Satan-worshiping ways.

Life is short, don't make your children miss out on what they may enjoy because you don't enjoy it. Instead of turning off your lights, give these little ones a treat, maybe even a fat free and healthy treat. Make them smile and let them be kids!

Nobody here has a problem with candy. The problem is associating with evil, and setting children on a Hellbound path.

You may think it's fine to give kids a little nibble of Satanism, but we do not. We don't hate our children; we want them to join us in Heaven instead of being tortured by God in His Hell for all eternity.

Why do you hate children?

That's Lord Fright to you.......come on over to my basement, I would love to slap you around a bit alright.....Just wanna see you hurl....I live to make people hurl!!

Disgusting. A pervert into Roman Showers.

I love how when new folks become a member on this site they are called "unsaved trash" FEEL THE LOVE!!!!
God Bless You All!!

While your previous posting pretty well clarified that you are Unsaved Trash, all new members are labeled such until they are vetted by the Department of Faith.

We do not want atheists, Catholics, Mormons, or others of ill repute and Satanic intent pretending to present a Christian, Biblically-correct viewpoint to innocent visitors.

[LordFright]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

So....you don't allow other Christian movments to express how they feel and testify they are true christians......isn't there a verse in the bible about judging others.....hmmm

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

So....you don't allow other Christian movments to express how they feel and testify they are true christians......isn't there a verse in the bible about judging others.....hmmm

Several:

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.


1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

So....you don't allow other Christian movments to express how they feel and testify they are true christians......isn't there a verse in the bible about judging others.....hmmm

If you are not following the Bible, you are not a Christian. God gave Commandments, not Suggestions.

Please point out to me where the Bible says we can ignore whatever parts we don't happen to like.

I'll wait.

[LordFright]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

"Dear LordFright,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. "


hahahahahaha.....this is truly funny when the original poster is called the master debator.....wow....this coming from a self proclaimed "christian"....can't we just all get along.....plus christians don't cuss ie: "And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself" Hope y'all have a great day.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

hahahahahaha.....this is truly funny when the original poster is called the master debator.....wow....this coming from a self proclaimed "christian"....can't we just all get along.....plus christians don't cuss ie: "And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself" Hope y'all have a great day.

1. Ass: n. Donkey. Syn. Jackass.

2. Could you please show me where the Bible commands us not to use vulgar language?

I'll wait.

[LordFright]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

"Dear LordFright,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Whining about infractions
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Jesus loves a cheerful soul, not a whiner. "


LOL...you guys kill me.....this is trully bogus site....there can't really be a real site where folks treat others in such an unchristian like way....I want to know what your pathetic "Definition" of a "True Christian:" is

Waiting.........

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

I want to know what your pathetic "Definition" of a "True Christian:" is

Waiting.........

Buy a King James Bible.

Open it.

Read it from cover to cover.

Follow everything it says in your day to day life.

[LordFright]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

Buy a King James Bible.

Open it.

Read it from cover to cover.

Follow everything it says in your day to day life.

Ummm...still waiting....just cause you read the bible does not mean your a Christian...

I'll wait all night for your "Definition" of a "True Christian"....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

"I want to know what your pathetic "Definition" of a "True Christian:" is

Waiting.........

A True Christian™ is someone who follows the entire Bible, not just the parts he likes. Pretty simple, really. In fact, Wash told you, and you decided to

Now, you have twice told us that we were Biblically incorrect, and I asked you to show us where, using Scripture to support your assertions.

Surprisingly enough, I'm still waiting. I'd guess that's because you have never bothered to read the Bible, you just go about telling people what you THINK it would say, if only it said what YOU think it SHOULD say.

[LordFright]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

A True Christian™ is someone who follows the entire Bible, not just the parts he likes. Pretty simple, really. In fact, Wash told you, and you decided to

Now, you have twice told us that we were Biblically incorrect, and I asked you to show us where, using Scripture to support your assertions.

Surprisingly enough, I'm still waiting. I'd guess that's because you have never bothered to read the Bible, you just go about telling people what you THINK it would say, if only it said what YOU think it SHOULD say.

Exodus 22:9 For all manner of trespass, whether it be for ox, for ass, for sheep, for raiment, or for any manner of lost thing which another challengeth to be his, the cause of both parties shall come before the judges; and whom the judges shall condemn, he shall pay double unto his neighbour.

This goes for all you that want to distroy another persons belongings (home haunters props)....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

Exodus 22:9 For all manner of trespass, whether it be for ox, for ass, for sheep, for raiment, or for any manner of lost thing which another challengeth to be his, the cause of both parties shall come before the judges; and whom the judges shall condemn, he shall pay double unto his neighbour.

This goes for all you that want to distroy another persons belongings (home haunters props)....

We obey secular laws, as demanded by God.

That means that the destruction of props by True Christians(tm) only occurs in jurisdictions where such decorating is illegal.

Care to try again?

[LordFright]

Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

A True Christian™ is someone who follows the entire Bible, not just the parts he likes. Pretty simple, really. In fact, Wash told you, and you decided to

Now, you have twice told us that we were Biblically incorrect, and I asked you to show us where, using Scripture to support your assertions.

Surprisingly enough, I'm still waiting. I'd guess that's because you have never bothered to read the Bible, you just go about telling people what you THINK it would say, if only it said what YOU think it SHOULD say.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Zechariah 7:9 Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Execute true judgment, and shew mercy and compassions every man to his brother: