[Disobedient69]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I don't know if you can really call witches "humans" considering they've replaced their souls with dark spirits, but I'm no theologian.

Define a human than.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Not what I meant. Your behavior toward anyone that has a mind of their own is what is sickening. The close-mindedness of you people is a disgrace to the human race.

You seem to have a real bee in your bonnet about something, Sister. Does your husband know you are on the Internet?

YBIC

[Disobedient69]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Yes, friend, witches are indeed "sickening", as you point out.

YBIC

Not what I meant. Your behavior toward anyone that has a mind of their own is what is sickening. The close-mindedness of you people is a disgrace to the human race.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

You're using money for a church roof to buy a weapon to "kill" witches, which are actually human beings that follow different belief systems to you? That is sickening.

I don't know if you can really call witches "humans" considering they've replaced their souls with dark spirits, but I'm no theologian.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

You're using money for a church roof to buy a weapon to "kill" witches, which are actually human beings that follow different belief systems to you? That is sickening.

Yes, friend, witches are indeed "sickening", as you point out.

YBIC

[John Creeser]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

And the winners are:

1. Pastor Zeke
2. Deaner

3. Cranky Old Man

4. James Hutchins

5. Levi Jones

6. John Creeser



Sorry folks who didn't win. You put in a fantastic effort. Thank you for your participation. You can try again next year!

Winners! I hope you enjoy your free dinner at the Red Lobster anytime between Nov 1, 2012 - Jan. 31, 2012 and your $1,000 gift certificate to Brother Bob4God's Gun Shack.

YAY!!!!! My first year in the top six!! The boys had so much fun!!

[Disobedient69]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

...it turns out we didn't need a new roof on the south wing of the Landover Baptist Cathedral after all.

You're using money for a church roof to buy a weapon to "kill" witches, which are actually human beings that follow different belief systems to you? That is sickening.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Thank you Brother Hopkins and thanks to Jesus. I'm not used to praise so I don't know how I should adeqately respond, so I'll deflect it to Jesus. Thank you and praise Jesus again for giving me the strength.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Two of them were evil twins, spawn of Louis Walsh, they brought dread, fear and homersexualism all over Ireland and Britain, you may have heard of them, the Jedward they were known as, I posted a picture of them here a few days ago.

They cast spells on young girls and boys and made millions in second rate records for the same. If played backwards you can make out distinctive druid chants, cursing God, Simon Cowell and praising the homer extraordinaire, Louis Walsh.

The other was a Lesbian Succubus, spawn of Lilith. Again a part of twin set. One got away but is severely injured. I will track it and kill it soon, it should be easy as the other half is gone, her power is not so great.

I thought I'd go for twin and triplet sets this year in an attempt to overtake Zeke, however the challenge was harder than I imagined. I might stick to traditional trapping next year.

Praise Him, brother, yours is an inspiring feat! If there was a prize for quality, I feel sure you would be a contender.

YBIC

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Two of them were evil twins, spawn of Louis Walsh, they brought dread, fear and homersexualism all over Ireland and Britain, you may have heard of them, the Jedward they were known as, I posted a picture of them here a few days ago.

They cast spells on young girls and boys and made millions in second rate records for the same. If played backwards you can make out distinctive druid chants, cursing God, Simon Cowell and praising the homer extraordinaire, Louis Walsh.

The other was a Lesbian Succubus, spawn of Lilith. Again a part of twin set. One got away but is severely injured. I will track it and kill it soon, it should be easy as the other half is gone, her power is not so great.

I thought I'd go for twin and triplet sets this year in an attempt to overtake Zeke, however the challenge was harder than I imagined. I might stick to traditional trapping next year.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Only 3 kills and one severely injured for me this year. I've also sent a few red heads for decontamination this time next week they should be beautiful blondes.

Praise, brother, three Irish witches are no more! Tell me, were they the effete literary types, with the 'gift of blarney', or the more weatherbeaten crones, mostly found in the provinces?

YBIC

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Only 3 kills and one severely injured for me this year. I've also sent a few red heads for decontamination this time next week they should be beautiful blondes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Victory is mine, once again. How sweet.

2 Samuel 22:38-39 "I have pursued mine enemies, and destroyed them; and turned not again until I had consumed them. And I have consumed them, and wounded them, that they could not arise: yea, they are fallen under my feet."

The $1,000 check will come in handy. I need new floormats for my Escalade.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

1. Pastor Zeke

Congratulations Pastor Ezekiel and all other winners on making Jesus smile by ridding the world of those evil witches.

I would also like to thank whoever shot my neighbor Mrs. Johnson. I am aware she survived, but it's a great effort anyway. Seeing her walk with a limp puts a smile on my face.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Looks like I will have 'talking' to do with my children tonight? First I'll need the BensGay for my shoulder.
Congratulation Zeke, Deaner, Cranky, Levi and John. I am in good company. Most of all, thank you Jesus for giving me a steady had and a sharp eye.