[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

How about a trip to papist Ireland, the two of us could team up and kill the men in frocks and the witches that cover their heads calling themselves nuns. There are also plenty of druids and druidesses here. More than enough to go around. Our whole west coast is unprotected and it it'll be easy to ship the remains out.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I'm sure you all remember the rules, but I'll list them again for the new folks.

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

You will need a permit, they are now available in the Church Lobby. The cost is $4.25. If you are not able to afford the cost of a Witch Hunting Permit, please fill out a "Hardship" Form available from a Pastor and a permit will be provided for you free of charge.

1: will do. are pictures also good? I doubt whether LIEberal dutch custom office allows them through

I wired the money (and some extra) for the permit. I hope I'll get it in time.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I will come, and with my i will have the latest Swedish technology, you are all welcome to try it if you want!

[godmockingboob94]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

haha ill pass i would be the one you guys prank

im just a troll atm :p

just curious about this one. have a nice day or morning where ever you are.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

whats a witch hunt and what do you mean by "capture"?

Oh, just some good old fashioned fraternity style pranks and hijinks.



Maybe you would like to attend? You could be one of the guests of honor.

[godmockingboob94]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

whats a witch hunt and what do you mean by "capture"?

[Godfly]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I'll be leaving the gate unlocked to the Mexican/gypsy side of the RV park so there's no need to tear it down like you did last year. I assume anyone who celebrated the Mexican dead people christmas makes the witch list so it's a good spot to pad your numbers. Watch out for the gyps. They're a willy bunch.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

All the Hutchins kids are worked up. Seeing the little ones cleaning thier MAC10 .223's, setting the scopes, competeling for the best grouping, well it brings a tear to a haredened old man like me. Each year, there are one or two of my kids who get to finally go 'on the hunt' because they are over the age of three. Some of the older kids seem to loose interest but the little ones eyes light up at the prospect of getting thier first one. I try to instill in them not to waste bullets and insted have them grasp the concept on 'one shot, one kill'. However, I have to admit, the music of a full auto is pretty sweet.

[Deaner]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

The one I ordered is based on this model, but mine is customized of course.

Wow, what a piece of death. Imagine just getting an inch of that barrel up a queer's butt?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Is it ok for me to arrange myself a witch hunt? I'm afraid I won't be able to attend the one in the Godly USA.

It's a shame you can't make it to Freehold.

In years gone by, Rachael van Hellsing's coven used to meet in the woods outside Freehold, so hunting those witches was the limit of the night's festivities. But, just like a favorite pond, those woods got overfished. van Hellthing hasn't been heard from for years, and her entire coven has been wiped out.

For the last few years, the woods have been "stocked" with witches gathered from nearby states. They are collected in September and October through various means; I know that Brother Cranky likes to go to Des Moines bars looking for women wearing the pentagram, then follow them as they walk home until he can use his favorite pick-up line on them: "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Last year, Landover began awarding prizes not just for the most witches bagged on the Witch Hunt, but the most captured for stocking of Freehold's "pond".

I'm pretty sure Freehold had over 100 witches of all shapes and sizes last year! And thanks to the electric fence, not one escaped.

This year, Sister Daisy Mae tells me that there will be a special treat for the kiddies: The Witch Pen! An elderly or disabled witch will be placed in a 5-foot square pen. Each child (ages 6 and under) will be able to take a turn climbing the steps next to the pen, and choose a weapon: three rocks, a .22 rifle with one round, or a recurve bow with one target arrow. A direct hit of any sort wins a prize, and the killing blow wins the Grand Prize!

Sister Daisy Mae will have to explain the prizes for the kids.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I have given up on getting the most kills as Pastor Ezekiel always seems to kill just a few more witches than me. Also my Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter is no match for his new Gatling gun. This year I will go for the most head shots award. Brother Bob4God sold me a very promising collection of bear traps. The advantage being I can still shoot the witch after she is trapped. Their screaming will make it easy to figure out where a trap has caught a witch.

Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Unfortunately guns are illegal over here but you would be surprised how many Wicca have psychological problems and talk about their suicidal ideations in some of the Groups I run.

A suggestion here, a nudge there can be just as effective as a gun.

Jesus is my Saviour.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Is it ok for me to arrange myself a witch hunt? I'm afraid I won't be able to attend the one in the Godly USA. And it is full with witches here, so if I can decrease the number, that would be great. I'm asking for approval, since I am not a True Christian.

Since this will be my first witch hunt, is there a manual or general guidelines? It might be that I have to make some alteration due to different government laws, with we have to follow.

Here ya go my Europistani friend - all the details you need, thanks to Daisy Mae for her help.

YiC

Liam

Guess what TIME it is!

Yes, Folks it's that time of year again!

I'm sure you all remember the rules, but I'll list them again for the new folks.

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

You will need a permit, they are now available in the Church Lobby. The cost is $4.25. If you are not able to afford the cost of a Witch Hunting Permit, please fill out a "Hardship" Form available from a Pastor and a permit will be provided for you free of charge.

Winners will receive the coveted 2011 Witch Hunt Award, dinner for 4 at the Olive Garden, a gun of his/her choice from Bob4God's Gun World and a leather bound, over-sized KJV1611 Bible.

Now get out there and get us some witches!

Be GODLY, be good and most importantly HAVE FUN!

Post your results here!!!

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

The witch hunt is not just confined to Godly USA, it is worldwide. There is a small diaspora from Land over baptist church on missions in many Godless countries, so I see no reason why the pastors will disallow you from hunting the fiends in Clogland. Although its not my call, so I would suggest seeking permission from a senior pastor first of all.

Last year I bagged a few witches, not bad for my first hunt.

Rev. Rodimer, may I also suggest adding seculiar scientists and darwinistas to the list. Also those who perpetuate the myth of global warming. Thanks

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Is it ok for me to arrange myself a witch hunt? I'm afraid I won't be able to attend the one in the Godly USA. And it is full with witches here, so if I can decrease the number, that would be great. I'm asking for approval, since I am not a True Christian.

Since this will be my first witch hunt, is there a manual or general guidelines? It might be that I have to make some alteration due to different government laws, with we have to follow.