[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I'll be trapping in the "trap zone".

This year, I'm switching from bear traps to wolf traps. Last year, all I got was half a dozen feet.

[John Creeser]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

This is the first year I am bringing the boys with me, we're using bows. It's a bit messier and they need to toughen up if they are going to be Soldiers for Christ.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I know that we have to abide by silly laws but did that stop our beloved brother Jeffrey Dahmer in his Godly quest to rid the earth of queers, God rest his soul.

Mr. Cramwell, Dahmer wasn't a Christian until he was in prison.

Meanwhile, there are no silly laws against witch hunting in Freehold! I can't wait for the big bonfire at the end, it's a great celebration, with fireworks!

[Oliver_Cromwell]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I know that we have to abide by silly laws but did that stop our beloved brother Jeffrey Dahmer in his Godly quest to rid the earth of queers, God rest his soul.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I have built a cage to throw all the junior witches into that call at the house demanding trick or treat. When the cage is full I shall submerge it in the river, Any that survive are surely witches and shall be burnt in a massive pyre I have erected.

Interesting idea . . . does your town allow for witch execution? I thought Freehold was the only place it was legal.

[Oliver_Cromwell]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I have built a cage to throw all the junior witches into that call at the house demanding trick or treat. When the cage is full I shall submerge it in the river, Any that survive are surely witches and shall be burnt in a massive pyre I have erected.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Remember people who practice homopathy and those Quantum physicists are witches to.

Homeopathy is perfectly legitimate for a True Christian™. After all, to look at how it works objectively, one could only conclude it doesn't. However, the real homeopathic knows that between dilutions the container holding the liquid must be "succussed" (the homopathic version of being "banged" or "hit") against a leather bound bible. That's what potentizes the remedy.

[death to witches]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Remember people who practice homopathy and those Quantum physicists are witches to.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Has one of the pastors received my payment? I hope I send it to the right account. I followed instructions via http://www.landoverbaptist.org/cards/

I hope the LIEberal dutch didn't block my payment due to the comment: "Beware gingers: Dutch witch hunt is on!". But I haven't got a blocking notice yet.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

How does witches taste?

If properly prepared:



Hot, yet bland.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

How does witches taste?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

You should try leprehaun stuffed with sage, onion and pork, with an apple jus. Absolutely exquisite. Off course it wouldn't be complete without a side of mashed cabbage and spuds. My ex-wife used to make it for me every saturday night.

Have you ever tried leprechaun haggis? I had it once when visiting the UK. It was . . . disturbingly tasty.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I have actually hunted witch over in Godless Ireland. They're mostly gingers, but there's lots of them. And leprechauns are good eating.

You should try leprehaun stuffed with sage, onion and pork, with an apple jus. Absolutely exquisite. Off course it wouldn't be complete without a side of mashed cabbage and spuds. My ex-wife used to make it for me every saturday night.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

How about a trip to papist Ireland, the two of us could team up and kill the men in frocks and the witches that cover their heads calling themselves nuns. There are also plenty of druids and druidesses here. More than enough to go around. Our whole west coast is unprotected and it it'll be easy to ship the remains out.

I have actually hunted witch over in Godless Ireland. They're mostly gingers, but there's lots of them. And leprechauns are good eating.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

whats a witch hunt and what do you mean by "capture"?

What part of "hunt", "capture", and "kill" do you not understand?

Freehold is the only place in America where God's Law is enforced.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.