[Zechariah Smyth]

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Wait, where did all that come from? I only said I was childish and me and my friend enjoy festive occassions

Time to grow up, buttercup.

(1 Corinthians 13:11) "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

YiC,

Zech

[GregJohnson]

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LOVE THIS IDEA OF JESUS WEEN

Every day I am terrified of the HELLISH corruption of my niece, HELLOWEEN is approaching, SATAN'S CHILDREN ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE HORROR MOVIES ARE GOOD. THE TRUE HORROR IS IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE HEADED.

JESUS WEEN SHOULD BE ENFORCED ON ALL SCHOOLS SO CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE TO FACE THE TRUE HORROR MOVIE OF HELL

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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LOVE THIS IDEA OF JESUS WEEN

Every day I am terrified of the HELLISH corruption of my niece, HELLOWEEN is approaching, SATAN'S CHILDREN ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE HORROR MOVIES ARE GOOD. THE TRUE HORROR IS IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE HEADED.

JESUS WEEN SHOULD BE ENFORCED ON ALL SCHOOLS SO CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE TO FACE THE TRUE HORROR MOVIE OF HELL

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[CheungLinh]

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I read the thread and it still makes no sense. By the way, I'm not a geisha girl~ silly~ I'll let you off the hook this time though! (^_−)☆
- Atsuko

I'm confused? Who let a weeaboo in here?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm confused? Who let a weeaboo in here?

They flutter about the internet and sometimes get caught up here like a moth to the light. The conviction of their sins usually drives them insane and they crash and burn by the light of the Lord. I used to pray for them, but it started to feel like praying for centipedes. You know, they're almost interesting the first time or two you see one, but then you realize they're just creepy and you don't want any more to do with them.

[CheungLinh]

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They flutter about the internet and sometimes get caught up here like a moth to the light. The conviction of their sins usually drives them insane and they crash and burn by the light of the Lord. I used to pray for them, but it started to feel like praying for centipedes. You know, they're almost interesting the first time or two you see one, but then you realize they're just creepy and you don't want any more to do with them.

Wise words, Mary. Even questioning them or their motives seems like a waste of breath at this point. I dislike implying that anyone is a "lost cause", but if I had to, it would be the weeaboos.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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For Jesusween when the kids to our trailer, my wife is going give the kids horse liver and kidney beans and proclaim it to be the body and kidney stones our your Lord and Savior and you better not pull any tricks and throw 'em in the bushes!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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LOVE THIS IDEA OF JESUS WEEN

Every day I am terrified of the HELLISH corruption of my niece, HELLOWEEN is approaching, SATAN'S CHILDREN ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE HORROR MOVIES ARE GOOD. THE TRUE HORROR IS IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE HEADED.

AMEN!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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We live in California, where gays and sodomites live. My husband, instead of candy, or other satanic things, are using this time to spread His word through these lovely cards.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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What a wonderful idea Mrs. Johnson. I also like to pass out literature. I hand draw each one to make it special. I make sure to include my phone number and a place to meet for private prayer counseling. It's very hard for some children to reach out to older people when they need help, believe me I know! A lot of times the adults won't believe them, particularly if they've already been established as little willful liars who can't seem to keep their little mouths shut. That's why it's important that I let them always reach out and get a hold of me. Children have needs too!

If you'd like to try some of my Lester Tracts this year, just let me know!

[Ph0enix808]

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I give kids who are dressed up only one KJV bible verse(and a paddlin)


anyone who isnt dressed up gets the entire bible and how to join the L.O.B Church and be saved

[Des]

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I give kids who are dressed up only one KJV bible verse(and a paddlin)


anyone who isnt dressed up gets the entire bible and how to join the L.O.B Church and be saved

I do not condone helping create a generation of socialist Welfare leeches, so they get nothing at my gate (Yes, gate. Those nose-picking mendicants are not getting near my house.) until they earn it.

So they dressed up. Well la de dah! Guess what, brats, I get dressed every single day!

Nosiree, if those punks want a treat from me, they have to stand in front of the gate security cams and act out a Biblical scene. If they do a good job of it I use a drone to drop a piece of candy. A bad job of it and I use another drone to dispense a CS gas cloud.

One time with the old choke & puke gas and those beggars learn to perform better next year.

[Regens Kuechl]

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For Jesusween when the kids to our trailer, my wife is going give the kids horse liver and kidney beans and proclaim it to be the body and kidney stones our your Lord and Savior and you better not pull any tricks and throw 'em in the bushes!

JESUSWEEN really seems like a great Idea!
One could but still think about the possible betterment by calling it VATICAWEEN or CATHOLWEEN, so that the Holy Stool in Rome would be honored also!
I think I will, if the little Runts come to my door demanding for sweets, give out to them HOLY CATHOLIC EUCHARISTS Instead.
And who knows; If DURING CATHOLWEEN NIGHT a very sweet little boy should knock all alone on my door I might even invite him in to teach him about the true CHRISTIAN LOVE that resides in the heart of a CATHOLIC PRIEST.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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The only appropriate Helloween decorations for a True Christian™!

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

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The only appropriate Helloween decorations for a True Christian™!

Mmmm, I'll be there's plenty of Jesusweenie behind that door.