[Proud Wiccan Girl]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

I think you are lying.

I've heard all witches do these things but they lie to people until they join their covens. Are you here to convert people to your dark magic?

I am not lying, though I can see why you think that way.

And actually, my religion is one of few that do not try to convert people. Every Wiccan has found his or her way to the Goddess's moonlit path on their own.

Can you taste the difference between baby blood and human blood?

Do you let human flesh marinate or do you eat it immediately following the sacrifice?

If you studied Wicca, you would find it to be a very peaceful religion. No sacrifices are made and, if a spell calls for a representation of blood, we use a red candle, rather than our own blood.

When you fornicate with Satan, does his barbed tallywacker tear you apart or are you leathery down there from years of bestiality?

Beastiality?! I have three dogs who I would never, EVER harm in any way. And, also, I do not believe in Satan, therefore I cannot worship him or have sex with him. (I am a virgin, by the way)

[Alphonse Alban]

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Oh no, I'm sorry it came off that way! I just mean that it seems like something out of a science fiction novel

No need to apologize for being that judgmental as you were, it's a good Christian quality

When Jesus in on your side, you can judge and laugh at all the heathens. HARD.

[Didymus Much]

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Actually, I am a solitary practitioner, meaning I work alone. So I guess I'm my own goddess!...

FTFY.

...And our religion does have structure...

Which you dispense with (see above).

...You have the bible and we have the Wiccan Rede...

But exactly what it means in any given situation, is up to YOU to decide (see above).

[Proud Wiccan Girl]

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We're not the ones sticking barbed, tropical fruit in our hoo-ha's, dear.

Which I do not do, but the taste of it is delicious. It's on my Top Ten Favorite Fruits list.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

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The reason I didn't pass it off as some weird hallucination is because I've seen, felt and heard her all my life.

I've heard something pretty similar from someone else. Oh, yes: He was a Christian, and he was talking about Jesus.

Sh finally revealed herself to me the night before I planned to commit suicide.

You do know, of course, that being under severe emotional stress can cause a person to hear voices or see things.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Thank you for your concern, but using a text that I don't believe in does nothing to change my mind.

I see. Books that do not confirm what you already believe are false. So you know everything.

It's like an atheist trying to tell you God isn't real by using a science textbook.

There is no science textbook which claims there is no God. But the Bible does condemn witchcraft. So, no, it's not like that at all.

[Proud Wiccan Girl]

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FTFY.

It was a joke.

But exactly what it means in any given situation, is up to YOU to decide (see above).

Actually, the main parts of the Rede ("The Rule of Three" and "An' it harm none") are the parts that guide our religion into peace that most. The Rule of Three is like karma. Whatever you put into the world, good or bad, comes back three times as great. So, if you do something good, you will be rewarded. If you do something bad, the universe will punish you. Also, the other rule fits in perfectly with the Rule of Three. It says to think about your actions before doing them. If it hurts someone (including yourself), don't do it!

[Proud Wiccan Girl]

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I see. Books that do not confirm what you already believe are false. So you know everything.

If you read one of my other replies, you would know that I used to be a Christian, so I have read the bible. I see the bible as more of a guidebook on how to live your life as a Christian, where in fact, I am Wiccan. I'm sorry if that confused you.

There is no science textbook which claims there is no God. But the Bible does condemn witchcraft. So, no, it's not like that at all.

Sorry, I was trying to put it into your perspective so you would better understand. Also, like I have stated before, I do not believe in Christianity, therefore, your bible has no effect on me.

[Sister Saffie]

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I have a couple questions. When a twister dropped a house on your sister in a land drug-crazed midgets, why didn't you just slay them all with your powerful magic? And are witches furries and or into beatiality? Flying monkeys, talking lions, and that little dog too?

[Proud Wiccan Girl]

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I have a couple questions. When a twister dropped a house on your sister in a land drug-crazed midgets, why didn't you just slay them all with your powerful magic? And are witches furries and or into beatiality? Flying monkeys, talking lions, and that little dog too?

Haha, The Wizard of Oz is great movie, isn't it?

The younger sister was the one that died (I'm the younger sister and my older sister is alive and kicking).

While magick is strong (after all, it's what shapes our world), you cannot kill using magick. That is up for the Goddess to decide. Also, it would severely go against everything Wicca stands for. (Please read my past posts about the Wiccan Rede and Beastiality)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Actually, the main parts of the Rede ("The Rule of Three" and "An' it harm none") are the parts that guide our religion into peace that most. The Rule of Three is like karma. Whatever you put into the world, good or bad, comes back three times as great. So, if you do something good, you will be rewarded. If you do something bad, the universe will punish you. Also, the other rule fits in perfectly with the Rule of Three. It says to think about your actions before doing them. If it hurts someone (including yourself), don't do it!

Actually, the Rule of Three and the Rede are two different things. The Rede is "An it harm none, do what thou wilt" and the Rule of Three is the Threefold Law. The Rule of Three is not a part of the Rede.

The Rule of Three or Threefold Law was made up by Gerald Gardner and published in 1949. It did not have a name yet.

The Wiccan Rede was first published in 1974 in Earth Religion News. It was an extension of a poem called the Eight Words, recorded in 1964 during a speech by Doreen Valentine, and partially plagiarized from the Book of the Law, Aleister Crowley 1904.

The Olde Religion is about as old as Scientology, which has been consistent in its beliefs since 1954. Today's "Wicca" barely resembles the philosophy of Gerald Gardner or Charles Cardell, who borrowed the word and modified it from an ancient term for MALE sorcerers.

The Olde Religion got "olde" a long time ago, about the same time Scientology did.

[James Hutchins]

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Dear Miss Wiccan Whore

Get right with Jesus. Nothing else matters. You can play 'Chutes and Ladders' later

Signed
Jimmy Hutchins (age seven), Son of Mr. Hutchins

[Proud Wiccan Girl]

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The Olde Religion is about as old as Scientology, which has been consistent in its beliefs since 1954. Today's "Wicca" barely resembles the philosophy of Gerald Gardner or Charles Cardell, who borrowed the word and modified it from an ancient term for MALE sorcerers.

Yes, that's why it is called a "New Age" religion. But, before you say that I'm wrong because "it's fake because it's new", Wicca stems from ancient Paganism, as does Christianity. Gerald Gardner only brought the religion to light by observing followers of Paganism.

Modern Holiday (Date) - Pagan/Wiccan Holiday (Date)

Halloween (10/31) - Samhain (Witch's New Year) (10/31)
Christmas (12/25) - Yule (12/21)
Valentine's Day (2/14) - Imbolc (2/1)
Easter (Changes Yearly) - Ostara (3/23)
May Day (5/1) - Beltane
Summer Solstice (Changes Yearly) - Litha (6/21)
Autumn Equinox (Cahnges Yearly) - Mabon (9/21)

Lammas (8/2) is the only Pagan holiday without a modern equivalent. (Interesting Fact: The Declaration of Independence was signed on August 2nd )

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Yes, that's why it is called a "New Age" religion.

The term New Age was also plagiarized from Aleister Crowley.

But, before you say that I'm wrong because "it's fake because it's new", Wicca stems from ancient Paganism, as does Christianity. Gerald Gardner only brought the religion to light by observing followers of Paganism.

Gerald Gardner claimed to learn witchcraft from an anonymous coven of nudist lesbians he stumbled upon in a forest while taking a walk.

[Proud Wiccan Girl]

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Dear Miss Wiccan Whore

Get right with Jesus. Nothing else matters. You can play 'Chutes and Ladders' later

Signed
Jimmy Hutchins (age seven), Son of Mr. Hutchins

Mr. Hutchins, I'm surprised you would teach your seven-year-old son that kind of language.

I'm sorry Jimmy, but I do not believe in Jesus. My god is female and welcomes all into Summerland. And I'm also very sorry you do not like me, because 'Chutes and Ladders' was one of my favorite games as a child.