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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #16
    Re: Why has my user-name been changed?

    Originally posted by Dragula View Post
    Yes I am distubed that this site preaches such crap.
    My user name was Dracula it's now Dragula, so yes someone did change it.
    I am not perverted I love Jesus he alone is my God!
    Then why are you worshipping a vampire?
    Originally posted by Dragula View Post
    My point is that this site DOES NOT preach the word of God. If I had to compare this sites teachings to something, I would have to compare it's teachings to that of Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin, not Jesus.
    Dracula was a real historical figure so yes having his name as a user name is very cool!
    Vlad Dracul was a real historical figure, dimwit. Count Dracula was the creation of Bram Stoker.

    You're 20 and you don't know the difference?

    Obviously, you went to PUBLIC school.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414
        #17
        Re: Why has my user-name been changed?

        Originally posted by Dragula View Post
        Yes I am distubed that this site preaches such crap.
        My user name was Dracula it's now Dragula, so yes someone did change it.
        I am not perverted I love Jesus he alone is my God!
        There. I've highlighted the only part of your ramblings that make sense. If you love Jesus, you wouldn't anger Him by taking the name of a blood-sucking fiend like some Ann Rice vampire fetishist. Loving Jesus is a great start, but you need to let Him cure you of your choice of being a homosexual!
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          • Dragula
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2008
            • 38
            #18
            Re: Why has my user-name been changed?

            Yes Dracula was a bobbie.
            Where do you think Mr. Stoker got his inspiration for his book?
            Oh and Anne Rice writes beautiful novels.
            I am completely homosexual!

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22912
                #19
                Re: Why has my user-name been changed?

                Originally posted by Dragula View Post
                Yes Dracula was a bobbie.
                Where do you think Mr. Stoker got his inspiration for his book?
                [...]
                No, no, the poor child may have it correct. I have researched the Landover Archives and out of a book in the “Extremely Banned” section, fell a scrap of paper:
                Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 03-26-2010, 05:18 PM.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: Why has my user-name been changed?

                    Well, I stand corrected. How about that?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Filet-o-fish
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 42
                        #21
                        Re: Why has my user-name been changed?

                        Originally posted by Dragula View Post
                        Yes Dracula was a bobbie.
                        Where do you think Mr. Stoker got his inspiration for his book?
                        Perhaps through his seven years of research into English folklore and Emily Gerard's 1885 essay "Transylvania Superstitions?" Certainly nothing of any Bobbies. (Though I may well be wrong: Ezekiel Bathfire's evidence is quite convincing to your testimony.)
                        Oh and Anne Rice writes beautiful novels.
                        An atheist-turned-cathylick who tries to lure unsuspecting readers into her vile gothic fandom.
                        I am completely homosexual!
                        Might you have decided to become a homer-sexual after watching WWE? If so, Landover's own Virginia D. Templeton has an exceedingly good thread detailing the threats of the WWE to our youth's hetersexuality (located here).
                        Job 27:3-5

                        All the while my breath is in me, and the spirit of God is in my nostrils; My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit. God forbid that I should justify you: till I die I will not remove mine integrity from me.

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                          • Dragula
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 38
                            #22
                            Re: Why has my user-name been changed?

                            Thank you for changing what I supposedly said when you quoted me.

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                              • Glendora Christianson
                                Spiritual Mother of LBC
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2329
                                #23
                                Re: Why has my user-name been changed?

                                Originally posted by Dragula View Post
                                Will someone please tell me why my user-name has been changed, and who changed it?
                                Dracula sucked and I assume Jesus changed it.
                                Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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