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The Jap seems to have disappeared. They are sneaky like that.
The Jap seems to have disappeared. They are sneaky like that.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)
Fine. My ancestors immigrated from China years ago, and the culture has been slightly lost over time to Americanization.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostHu Lao, I want you to see that even the most spectacularly unfunny male poster on this forum (the overall winner being the ostensibly female "Old Iron Crotch") finds your invented character dull and possessing of no entertainment value.
Perhaps you'd like to reinvent yourself as your real self, and tell us why you hate Jesus? We'd like you to get Saved©, so you can join us in Heaven where we will praise Him without ceasing for all eternity!
Wouldn't that be nice?
I am NO Jap. Much as I hate it, I'd take "Chink" over "Jap" any day.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThe Jap seems to have disappeared. They are sneaky like that.Comment
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)
Your grammar has improved dramatically now that you admit that you did not just learn English on the junk sailing over from Guang Zho.Originally posted by Hu Lao View Post
And how are you an "expert" in Chinese culture if it has been "slightly lost" due to your "ancestors" leaving China "years ago"? You know less about this culture of squinty-eyed coolies than I do.
Chinese, Japanese, Korean, there is no difference; you're all from the same rice paddy. I know Asia. From the back you're all women.Originally posted by Hu Lao View Post"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).Comment
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)
What's yellow, has slanty eyes and eats rice?
A jap, a chink, a gook--aren't the words synonymous?Come climb my mountains.Comment
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"Slightly"? Could that possibly be "totally", apart from the fact that you sometimes eat pot noodles or chop choy (which isn't Chinese, I know).Originally posted by Hu Lao View Post
So... you totally ignore Brother Alex' questions?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)
And you ignored my question, Hu LaoREAD THE BIBLE
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)
So what you're really saying then is that you're a homer!sexuralOriginally posted by Hu Lao View Post
GoD-Diddly-Odd, Son, find yourself a Pastor and Confess to him immediately!
Confessing to Him
isn't good enough; it is only through a generous donation to our Church that Aeternal Salivation is absolutely assured 
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)
I am regretful that I've lost my culture. I can get it back, though.Originally posted by Alex the Russian View Post
Also, this topic was more of a joke.
Bad experience?Originally posted by Alex the Russian View Post
Sorry about it.Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
Male. Sincere apologies if you were hoping for a "China Doll".
No "homersexural" here, aside from that little Jap you all love so much.Originally posted by SUV View PostSo what you're really saying then is that you're a homer!sexural
GoD-Diddly-Odd, Son, find yourself a Pastor and Confess to him immediately!
Confessing to Him isn't good enough; it is only through a generous donation to our Church that Aeternal Salivation is absolutely assured
REMEMBER WHO BOMBED YOU AND WHO WAS YOUR ALLY!Comment
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Oh.my.GoD: So now you're saying you are planning to be the new Generalissimo Chink Kai-Shrek for Old Iron Crotch's planned RAT ATTACK 2008? ("RA8")Originally posted by Hu Lao View Post
Have Mercy!
Have Mercy, Baby!Comment
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)
Thank you for posting normally.
Do you think that the old, mystical China like Zhou for example has been totally washed away by the new changes and revolutions over there, or is the spirit of Old China still going strong?
Also, is Hu Lao your real name?Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Miss Roberta, of course they're different! To my knowledge, John McCain only hates the gooks.Originally posted by Roberta View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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John McCain hates America.That's why he wants to kill all of our valorous troops in Iraq.Thank God,Obama is here to cease his wicked ways.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostComment
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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give me break I am not "homersexual" okay. like most college student I was go through "experiment" phase (is same like chemistry class only in stead of use test tube I was use ding dong and in stead of use acetylene dicarboxylic acid I was use KY jelly).Originally posted by Hu Lao View PostComment
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You revolting little fish head eater exactly what were you using the test tube and acetylene dicarboxylic acid for when you figured out you were supposed to use your tallywhacker?
Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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