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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Oh Brother T...you...ARE...so...shall we say...QUAINT? I'm sorry but Saddam is now dead and I don't do dead men....well...I did once...only for a bit...OH don't get upset love....I was drinking when some EVIL demon slipped a mickey into my drink...you know how it goes, love.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostYou like well hung men, eh? I can think of just the match for you.
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Originally posted by TwinkBoy View PostOh Brother T...you...ARE...so...shall we say...QUAINT? I'm sorry but Saddam is now dead and I don't do dead men....well...I did once...only for a bit...OH don't get upset love....I was drinking when some EVIL demon slipped a mickey into my drink...you know how it goes, love.
Careful there Twink.
You wouldn't want to upset poor old Pastor Al again,would you.
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My, but those shorts don't leave much to the imagination, do they?Originally posted by Petal View Postamens, Mrs.Momma Glynndie!
lord Jesus not no eurotrash pole dancer an i be prayin that Lord God curse them nawty poles wiv a liddle of what He curseds Mr.Lance Armstrong wiv, cuz they be hipnotizin me wiv thier evil magicks, i not able to look aways! 
Indeed quite well built.
Ha!!!! How do YOU like it, Doctor Evil.....er....Pastor Al!Originally posted by Pastor AlGAHHHHHHHH! I will have bad dreams for a year.
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Well, since I am eternal optimist at times, at least we can be thankful that these aren't negroes!Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostHa!!!! How do YOU like it, Doctor Evil.....er....Pastor Al!
GET THEE HENCE, DEMONESS!
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Hmm, are you annoyed because I've stumbled upon your secret alter ego?Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostGET THEE HENCE, DEMONESS!
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WHAT?!?!?!? Who told you I am Superman?Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostHmm, are you annoyed because I've stumbled upon your secret alter ego?Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
No offense, dearest Pastor Al, but it seems entirely more likely that if you had a secret identity it would be thisrather than this
, don't you think?
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I'm amazed I never noticed the resemblance before!!Originally posted by Undecided View Post
Pastor Al: Dr Evil:
Take away the hair and they could be twins!
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Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostI'm amazed I never noticed the resemblance before!!
Pastor Al: Dr Evil:
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Take away the hair and they could be twins!
WOW!!
So Pastor Al is Dr Evil's evil twin then?
That explains volumes!
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I know EXACTLY what you mean Undecided love!! What....GRAND examples of MANhood they are. They are very...MESMERIZING !!Originally posted by Undecided View Post
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Maybe twin or alter-ego?Originally posted by lilith View PostWOW!!
So Pastor Al is Dr Evil's evil twin then?
That explains volumes!
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I vote for twin - EVIL twin!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostMaybe twin or alter-ego?
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