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  • Kelly Bundy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2008
    • 7

    #1

    Hello All

    Hello people of Landover Baptist Chrurch forums.
    How are you?
  • Brother J.H.
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2008
    • 291

    #2
    Re: Hello All

    I would advise you to take that picture out of your avatar. Marilyn Manson is a homofacist, satanic demon worshipper.

    Tell us something about yourself? Are you a homo? Jesus don't like no homosexsherals, so if you're a homo prepare to repent and change or get stoned to death.
    http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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    • Kelly Bundy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2008
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Hello All

      Marilyn Manson has his ups and downs. No I am not homosexual. Oh and you'd be surprised who Jesus likes. He did after all save a woman from being stoned to death by religious leaders, all the while he heavely rebuked the religious leaders of the time when he was on earth. So remember what Jesus said, "Let which ever one of you who is without sin cast the first stone".

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: Hello All

        Jeez, where to start . . .

        I've read everything you've posted so far and gosh, I don't really have a response.

        Because you HAVE NOT posted anything!

        You went through all that trouble to register, to pick an avatar, and a password, and everything. To post, what, "I like Halloween"?

        That is just about the lamest post I've ever seen!

        Really, that's all you've got? "I can't wait for Halloween"? Hmmm. Sad really, that the Unsaved have nothing more to bring to the table than a picture of a has-been rockstar and a reference to a holiday we we're all perfectly aware is going to be here in about three weeks.

        Very sad indeed.
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        • Kelly Bundy
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2008
          • 7

          #5
          Re: Hello All

          I appreciate your misplaced compassion, I do.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22882

            #6
            Re: Hello All

            Originally posted by Kelly Bundy View Post
            No I am not homosexual.
            if true, that’s a start.
            Oh and you'd be surprised who Jesus likes.
            No we would not, Jesus is our Best Friend and we know Him well. He doesn’t like Unsaved Trash coming over all preachy.
            So remember what Jesus said, "Let which ever one of you who is without sin cast the first stone".
            In the instance you quote, Jesus clearly had His sights on a soul for Salvation, an insight into the true meaning was given when He also said,
            John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

            I think it is most important not to take single verses out of context, don’t you?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Hello All

              Originally posted by Kelly Bundy View Post
              Hello people of Landover Baptist Chrurch forums.
              How are you?
              Would it be too much trouble to share with us some personal information? Just until your DOF report comes through.

              What church do you attend? How old are you? Do you have your Godly Husband's permission to be posting on God's favorite forum? What is his favorite pie? How many soldiers for Christ have you produced? What is your favorite scripture?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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