[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Dearest Brother Remy.
My latest fiance breeds award winning rottweilers and has a racing greyhound. She also has a number of horses with verifiable bloodlines. These beautiful pedigreed animals are the result of hundreds of years of selective breeding.
My questions are these.

1. Do you think we could encourage a selective breeding programme for black people that would breed out the undesirable characteristics of the common raping thieving negroid, in the same way that labradors are bred for loyalty and companionship?
2. Could it be possible that we, as creationists and 'they' as evilutionists are BOTH RIGHT? - What I mean is this. As God created man in his own image, surely he could not have created the Godless chink or heathen jigaboo in his own image also? Therefore, I wonder - as the white man is created by God, then must coloureds be evolved from the ape? The physiology is far too similar to be some sort of fluke.
3. Are Evilutionists half right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My mother is a black African and my father is Arab. Which should I be classified as?

Unsaved trash.

[Ali al-Rashid]

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My mother is a black African and my father is Arab. Which should I be classified as?

[JennyD]

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Would it be okay for me to greet a colored fella with some sort of negro greeting? Being a white man by the Grace of God, I have no idea what to say when in the presence of a black person. Typically I just yell for them to "Drop that pie!" or "Give me back my TV!" or something. But what if they are not engaged in a crime at the moment I meet them?

Why Brother Marshall, I had no idea you were such a comedian! After all, how often are introducing yourself to a SLEEPING or INCARCERATED buck Negro?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Would it be okay for me to greet a colored fella with some sort of negro greeting? Being a white man by the Grace of God, I have no idea what to say when in the presence of a black person. Typically I just yell for them to "Drop that pie!" or "Give me back my TV!" or something. But what if they are not engaged in a crime at the moment I meet them?

What does a white person say when they meet a colored person Remy?

Hmmmm? It's been awhile...

"sup" *This can be a passing greeting or start a conversation(can also be mistaken for a request to buy drugs)*

"Yo, wats up ma nigga" *You're going to have the feel your way through the ackward hand shake rituals*

"Eh, dat bitch iz fine, yo!! I'd hit dat!!" *start conversing about female rear ends*

"Yo, yo OJ was framed, yo" *try to discuse OJ's "innocence" without laughing*

But it's not just about talking it's what you do after the greeting and the preparation leading up the the greeting. Another thing I've witnesses white men do is talk about how they like Dr. Dre and Will Smith's "Summer Time" single especially seeing that summer is coming up. Wear your cap backwards...um? Don't wear a belt and let your pants sag...um? Wear lots of gaudy jewelry... and, um? Hmmmm? Oh!! Oh!! And wear a jersey and some of those long shorts that extend nearly to the ankles...

Talk about basketball. The only things nigra really every talk about is sex and sports. If you go the sex route, which is ill advised, you'll be struggling to keep your lunch down as the image of naked picaninnies will fill your mind...

Be loud and obnoxious so that you fit in. Nigras can't help but let everyone in a 20 feet radius hear every last bit of their conversations. They have no sense of privacy when it comes to conversations nor do they respect the sensibilities of others. So be as loud and obnoxious as possible so that you annoy as many decent normal folk as possible. Continue hoot'n and holler'n into the late hours of the night in spite of the fact that non-welfare recieving folks are actually trying to sleep because they have to go to work for a living in the morning. They'll detect it if you show the slightest sign of respecting other people around you by keeping the racket down and turn on you in an instance.

I wouldn't recommend associating with wild bucks. They'll probably just befriend you in hopes that you'll introduce them to some of your white female friends. Then you'll be an accomplice to rape.

That's all I got...

[Marshall]

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Would it be okay for me to greet a colored fella with some sort of negro greeting? Being a white man by the Grace of God, I have no idea what to say when in the presence of a black person. Typically I just yell for them to "Drop that pie!" or "Give me back my TV!" or something. But what if they are not engaged in a crime at the moment I meet them?

What does a white person say when they meet a colored person Remy?

[Remy Lebeau]

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What arguments are there to defend this suspicion of me being a young man, as opposed to a young woman?

I fail to see it, but I may be disillusioned due to my area of residence.

It has come to my attention that you are a hermaphadite. Hmmm, I don't know if any True Christian men would be willing to gamble their immortal souls to the torments of eternal Hellfire by rolling the dice with you no matter how pretty you are. And there would be that looming threat of you entering their poop shoot while they sleep.

First and foremost, you're going to have to get either that tallywhacker removed or become the prettiest man in Freehold. The choice is yours. But is there really a choice? Who would actually choose to be an simple minded woman?

Dearest Brother Remy - do black people only look at pornography, or are they able to read as well?

Seeing that, among negroidials, all the black as midnight tar colored "people" typical live in the deepest darkest jungles of the Congo... I'd say no, they can't read nor do they look at porn. In those dark savage jungle the negroidial are true primordial beastmen who don't use porn like civilized sinners. When they get the "urge" and no females are present to rape they just rape some hapless chimpanzee or the females just bend over and present their standup bottoms to the first silverback they see. It's a very stark contrast to their more tamed cousins because as you know the tamed negroidial needs to shave an orangutan to commit abominations with it so that it at least looks like your typical female negroidial, but the black negroidial of the dark places does his debauchery with fury unshaven critters.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Dearest Brother Remy - do black people only look at pornography, or are they able to read as well?

[JennyD]

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What arguments are there to defend this suspicion of me being a young man, as opposed to a young woman?

I fail to see it, but I may be disillusioned due to my area of residence.

There's the whole "you admitted to being a man born with female curves" thing, dear.

Pretending it didn't happen doesn't make it go away.

[Scheherazade]

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What arguments are there to defend this suspicion of me being a young man, as opposed to a young woman?

I fail to see it, but I may be disillusioned due to my area of residence.

[Marshall]

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Look here black Shmoo, nobody wants to see whats under your shame tent so keep your breasts and genitalia away from Remy. He's come a long way from Godless carjacking negro to the testament of the Lords Mercy that you see posting here. He doesn't need the distraction of unwrapping an Islamic burrito only to find extra meat instead of extra cheese if you catch my drift. The mans got the Lords work to do.

[Scheherazade]

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I can understand your suspicions, but isn't believing me to be male a little too much?

[JennyD]

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Brother Remy, why not make a simple contractual agreement with Miss S?

If she arrives in Landover and is found to be male, we simply make her into a Eunuch for Jesus.

If she's female, then she has nothing to fear. If instead she's a man trying to pull the burqa over our eyes, he will become gender-neutral.

No anaesthetic, of course.

That seems much more respectful than treating her like one of those 419 scammer scum.

[Scheherazade]

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I am ashamed of my carelessness. My family, though they've eased up on the threats, has taken it into their own hands to isolate me from my own camera.

I have the same photo I've posted before saved, but it is from sometime last year, sadly.

I will attempt to relocate my camera and take those pictures, but I am unsure if I will be able to do so.

I fear that these circumstances will prevent my soul from any salvation.....

[Remy Lebeau]

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i am upset because this thread is still being used here african americans should not be talked about like this because it is racist and discrimination i work at the aclu so i know discrimination when i see it
remy you have to understand that this thread may be considered hateful and offensive to african americans all over the world the internet is global and this thread could be read in africa where there are a lot of people of color who might be unhappy with what you are writing
think of their feelings before you post wouldn't it be nice to think about those people smiling instead of crying when they read your words

So now the TRUTH is horrifying to African Negroidials? They don't even have souls, much less internet access. There is no electricity in The Bush nor jungle canopies of the Congo. They are still living in mud huts and rely on witch doctors. These "people" don't feel emotion like we do.

And I'm sorry for trying to celebrate nigra history month. Yeah, I know this "colored heritage" thing is a load of crap seeing as heritage requires culture and culture requires civilization and civilization requires intellect and intellect requires both a soul and the acceptance of Jesus as your Lord and Savior. SO THERE!!! Are you happy now you racist bastard?!?! Our janitors, gardeners, drivers, garbage men, cooks, maids, etc have been working their big standup butts off and I felt it was high time we did something for them. If you ALCU clowns have something against Colored History Month then take it up with the NAACP.

The real travesty here is you complete lack of punctutation or capitalization. Your bigotry toward punctutation and capital letters is just as unacceptable as your hatred for coloreds.